Astounding things

[misscam]

Well, the good thing about having a gazillion people asking my opinion of them is that I actually went back to read some old LJ entries and were highly amused. Plus it did remind me that I have many, many different people on my LJ. And some of you even like Bush and still hang out here. It's astounding.

Speaking of astounding - gaze upon the review I just got in my inbox.

The following review has been submitted to: Once More Into the Urple Depths of
OFUM Chapter: 38

From: .o0 chibi 0o.()

konnichiwa! you should rite a sequal! taht is so KEWL!! U GOTTA FINISH DIS!
LEGOLAS IS MINE --.o0 chibi 0o.

The smeg, says Miss Cam. Is one of you pulling my leg here? That review is too awful to be true.

And yes, I am better, thanks for asking. Colds luckily pass relatively fast. I am still coughing, but my head doesn't hurt every time I cough now. I think I will live.

And here's an astounding Bushism - in a speech on cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits, Mr Bush said:

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

*eyes sentence* Yes, that's what is wrong with the world. Not enough love with OB-GYNs. Let's remedy that and have one lovingly today!

Comments

HOWL!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

That's my favorite Bushism too--truer words were never spoken! In his stupidity, yet he reveals his genuine nature! HAHAHAHAHA--SOB!!!

Re: HOWL!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*pats* There, there.

Y'know, they did this international polling on who people in 35 other countries would vote for between Kerry and Bush and which country do you think gave Kerry the highest numbers?

Re: HOWL!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

Er...gee...I'm gonna guess...Norway?

Do you think they'd accept me as a political refugee on November 3rd? At this point, I'd contemplate moving to Lapland!

Bush is pulling ahead in Ohio. OHIO! Liberal-state-extraordinaire! We are doomed! DOOMED!

Re: HOWL!

[(Anonymous)]

If you are moving to Lapland I suggest you dress warmly because it gets rather cold up there and it also gets very dark around that time of the year.

Re: HOWL!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's right! *gives cookie* Norway and Germany, in fact. Here's 74% would vote for Kerry. 7% for Bush. The rest doesn't care or don't want either. (In fact, only three countries of the 35 would prefer Bush - Poland, Nigeria and the Philliphines)

I'm not sure you'd qualify as a political refugee, but perhaps if the Norwegian foreign department is feeling really pissed at Bush...

Re: HOWL!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

(Sporfle!) The political refugee thing was facetious--although with the way this administration is going, with their anti-Bush=anti-American thing, I might well get my citizenship revoked by the time they're done!

Re: HOWL!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, if worst come to worst, this country does have gay marriages, so I would be willing to offer you a marriage of convinience to get you a permit to stay in my dear country.

Re: HOWL!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

(Hee hee!) Wowser, how's that for bragging rights, getting a spontaneous marriage proposal from Miss Cam!

I'll keep it in mind! :-D

Re: HOWL!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now, now. It would be a charity project - to save your sanity, lest it perish under four more years of Shrub the Second. I'd offer you my brother, but he's on stand-by for another poor American. YOu'd have to settle for me.

Re: HOWL!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

Heaven knows, my sanity would be tested under another four years of that sleazebag.

Re: HOWL!

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Heehee -- it's hard to tell whether you should burst out laughing or roll your eyes or fear for your life when you hear a President say that. I guess it's fitting to do all three at once in this case. ^_^;