My only consolation is that these assholes just might come down with the flu, decide to try some nice alternative medicines, and end up selecting themselves out of the gene pool. How the hell can anyone that stupid and vicious survive without wandering onto busy freeways and killing themselves? How do they get their shoes and socks on right three days out of seven?

I am so jealous of your yard's beauty. And I want to kiss your cat's nose.