Much Ado About Naughtiness (Real and Fictional)

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Brazil denied first gay TV kiss

Bummer. But what is kinda interesting is how much disappointment the cut seems to have generated. Changing times, perhaps. (I'm not sure when Norway had our first gay TV kiss, actually, but we've definitely had it. Oh yes.)

On another naughty note - World sex survey by Durex (condom makers)

Interesting tidbits:
Norway ranks second in vibrator ownership, beaten only by Iceland.
Norway also rank high in unprotected sex and believe sex ed is a responsibility of schools.
China has the most sex partners.
The people of the UK spend the most time on foreplay.

Course, how scientific this is, is a matter open for debate, but still interesting. And the UK bit does make me even more inclined to find a UK fellow. Preferably a good-looking one with a fondness for football and a hot accent. Christopher Eccleston, call me.

Doctor Who fic word-count so far: 2,718. Yay me.

a breath

II

Inhale....

Skin to skin, he savours the sight of Rose: hair unkempt and laced with light; lips parted as her body adjusts to his; cheeks flaming where his cheek has scraped hers in another kiss; fingertips against his chest feeling two beats; the hollow at her neck where he can kiss the pulse that makes her alive; perspiration across her forehead that strands of hair cling to; her eyes meeting his with so much love it's almost a pain because he knows, he always knows.

The measure of time always runs out.

.... exhale.

II

And while on naughtiness, why am I being friended by bradfist? (Warning, his LJ is displaying a so not work safe picture.) Hmm-hmmm.

Comments

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

The people of the UK spend the most time on foreplay.

Yep, getting me a Brit. As if I needed another reason to want one. :)

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

Aaaargh! MY EYES! *cowers* 'Not work safe' does not do it justice! *rofl* That'll teach me. Curiosity and dead cats, etc. ;P

Most interesting survey. I am confused though: how can more women than men be having sex? And I feel that the '45%' of men having an orgasm every time must be wrong - surely it would be a lot higher than that? And only 17% of women?! Shame you on, lads!

*is highly entertained and more informed than she was five minutes ago* *which is always a good thing*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lost_iris_/]

-______-;; Thank you, bradfist, for inspiring me to become celibate. When I read that "not so work safe picture" part, I naturally thought, "OOH! Clicky! I mean, how bad could it be?"

Immature little virgin I am, I have been scarred for life. XP

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

*so, so not going to make a stupid crack about icicle vibrators*

I didn't go see bradfirsts journal! Dare to be different, yo.

Also: SQUEE! Ficcyness!

[roguem.livejournal.com]

First norwegian TV gay kiss... syv søstre? ;p

The people of the UK spend the most time on foreplay.
Maybe I should rethink finding a brit guy...

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

So of course I had to click on the link anyway without thinking.

With my younger sister in the room.

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

Link to the lj, not the sex survey link.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_lost_iris_/]

How old is she?

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

Twelve. :) But she's really annoying in that way that she'll make a big deal about stuff. And then try to convince my parents I look at porn or something along those lines.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

::looks at line through bradfists's name::

Dude, he only friended you. Did you have to off him?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

believe me, he deserved it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Just strengthens the case.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Depends what kind of sampling they did and all.

The cat luckily has nine lives to waste being curious. Alas for us.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Clearly, this is a new weapon in the fight for abstinence.

Sex is pretty good, though, when done right. Just saying.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You resisted the urge to peek and now it's too late. Lucky you. You shall forever not know what it was.

Yes, ficcyness.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Might've been. Think it was before that, but that was certainly one of the first gay relationships depicted in a Norwegian drama.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Consider it an education for her in human depravity. We all gotta learn it sometime, no?

In other words: Ouch.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Afraid I can't take the blame/glory for that one. I'm guessing LJ offed him for posting very, very porn very, very publically.

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't remember.
They were kind of early then, compared to the others.