Cam's Corner of the World

Do you remember Hellfire? I bet those of you who do wish you didn't. For those of you that don't, this is Hellfire, infamous for her hate of Islam and her love of incest - the real kind. With her father. Who made sexual advances to her when she was 15 (but that's okay! They only consummated when she was 19! Really! NO), and that she's apparently still in a relationship with.

And now she's back once more to defend her and daddy's twu wub. (I gagged a little in my mouth as I wrote that.) It starts on page two and goes on.

In my experience (and in the experience of the great many incestuous people I've taken the time to befriend online) having an incest relationship is about learning to be friends, family and lover all at the same time. Contrary to popular belief, it is possible for the family role and the lovers role to not be in conflict, actually what happens is that two roles peacefully coexist. Most people have a natural aversion to incest, but for whatever reason, some of us don't; I just happen to be one of those people. I have obviously had non-incest relationships as well, but I always end up going back to my dad (he's got such a sweet personality and I think he's sexy). Overall I'm far more attracted to related people than unrelated people, and I'm not ashamed of this fact, it's a part of who I am. (...) Incest IS pure and perfect. It is all types of love rolled into one.

ARGH.

No dear, having an incest relationship is a lot of the time about having been fucked up enough by your family that you can't see beyond it. Your father is not the love of your life. Your father is a fucking bastard who has screwed with you in more than one way and still is. I bet my waffle he is the source of your Islamophobia too.

I'm always so torn between wanting to feel sorry for her and wanting to scream at her. But then I remember her mentioning wanting to have children and raise them in incest-y glory and shag them when they come of age, and my brain just wants alcohol.

ETA: For extra fail, she invokes Martin Luther King for her 'yay incest!' cause:

One person can change the course of history, like Martin Luther King and how he fought for the equal rights of black people. If a single person can change the course of history, don’t you think that even a handful of us can make a difference for all incestuous people, even though we must go about our battle in a different way at first? All we need is enough faith in ourselves, and enough faith that the truth about the positive side of incest, our online testimonies, can win over the hearts and minds of non-incestuous people. I for one do have that faith.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T.

Meanwhile, tomorrow is May 1st and gloriously a public holiday. I have serious writing plans and am working on three fics at once. Oops. The weather is supposed to be fab tomorrow as well, so I might curl up somewhere outside and write. I love May. It's the best month of all and hopefully will be this year too.

I got tagged by meryl_edan for ten random facts about me.

1. I was born during the cross country women's relay in the 1980 Olympics, and my father was pissed because the smoking waiting room only had a black and white telly. I was also two weeks overdue and a not-easy birth.
2. My reading speed was tested several times in school, as it's something like three times the average and they wondered if I really could read that fast and still comprehend what I was reading. I can.
3. Listening to football reports on the radio on summer Sundays while reading a book in the garden is about my most favourite thing in the world, and could only be better if I had a hammock and some hot guy was serving me cool drinks during.
4. I was the headline footage on a national newsbroadcast when I was ten - in red tights and a pink Minnie Mouse sweater.
5. My favourite candy is a kind of pepper candy known as Turkish Pepper. It's actually from Finland.
6. I don't like gold jewelry that much and vastly prefer silver.
7. I don't go anywhere without a book in my bag.
8. I'm a raid leader in my World of Warcraft guild, and is also known as the one who makes naughty jokes, have three WoW-'husbands' in a harem and is sometimes nicknamed 'the human megaphone'. Yes, well.
9. I love football. Twice a year, I go to football matches with my mother. To watch her team and my team against a local one, as we both like teams from Northern Norway. My father doesn't care about teams, only football tables. Hah. When they go abroad, I always get a text message like two minutes after all the matches are done, demanding results.
10. I sing "Beautiful Savior" at the family Christmas dinner, and my brother reads how Jesus was born from the Bible - this despite my whole family being atheist. Yeah, I don't know. It's just tradition.

I tag no one. Hah.

I don't even know where to begin with this one, it's so fucked up.

But right. So, this 82-year-old woman dies here in Norway and leaves a will. In it, she stipulates that the money from sale of her possessions shall be left to 'organizations and people who will work actively against foreign immigration to Norway'.

Charming, innit?

But that ain't the real kicker. The real kicker is that the appointed committee to distribute this money at first wanted to give 250,000 NOK to Ole Nicolai Kvisler. Who is he, you ask? Why, he'd be the total neo-Nazi asshat who murdered 15-year-old Benjamin Hansen some years back. Benjamin, you see, was dark-skinned (African father) and for that he was stabbed 21 times and was left to bleed to death in the dark. (He was born here, and really, was as Norwegian as me in every way.) It was Norway's first racially motivated murder after the war and it stunned the whole nation. I don't think I can express just how much that murder punched us all in the gut here. It was devastating.

And this committee of fairly known racists apparently wants to reward murder. With 250,000 NOK. (That's about 50,000 USD.)

...

RAGE.

So, the media reports on this and it seems the committee has fallen out (because of that or before, we don't know) and complained to the courts and maybe the asshat won't get the money at all.

I'm still pissed off like you wouldn't believe.

That these fuckwits even expressed the idea of rewarding a murderer, regardless of how you feel about immigration... I'm speechless. WHAT. And a good portion of the money is apparently also going to 'Vigrid', a neo-nazist, Holocaust-denying racist organisation whose founder used to live in my neighbourhood. (Believe me, I want to take a shower every time I remember that.) That organisation claims to be 'new Nordic', but they spew racial hatred and more or less advocate violence. In fact, Vigrid seems to believe they're the organisation who deserves the whole inheritance and has made a passionate plea for it.

For their stellar work in claiming Hitler was a misunderstood woobie, no doubt. EAT SHIT, VIGRID. Other people who are apparently rewarded includes a guy who's convicted for death threats.

There are seriously not words for how much rage I'm feeling at the moment. But I know what I'm going to do later today - donate some money to an anti-racist organisation of my choice. Because this kind of fuckwit thinking? Not what I want unopposed in my country.

I want to throw up.

Okay, what the hell is this? It's like some combination epic grudge (which may or may not be justified) and epic batshit. And people on my flist are involved and I'm just boggling. What what WHAT.

This is nuttier than the chick who claimed to 'know' George was in love with Marg and decided to tell the truth on her website. (Also, she happened to ship the two characters those actors played. But that had nothing to do with it, of course.)

I realise getting emotionally involved in fandom makes you feel a claim on it (feel that way myself now and then), but sometimes that just goes far and beyond and into the batshit.

HAI. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CREATOR(S) THINK, HOW THE ACTORS FEEL OR HAVE A SPECIAL 'BOND' NO MATTER HOW MUCH LOVE YOU FEEL FOR WHAT YOU FAN. KTHXB.

Urgh. Meanwhile, it's winter holiday in Norway, which means a lot of people are off work, which means those who didn't take a holiday have more to cover. Fun stressed times all around - but I have Friday off and look forward to it like a dog to a bone.

And also it's my birthday on Thursday 21st. Hoo hum. I have bought myself Inspector Lynley Mysteries as a gift to self, but there are of course a million other silly things I'd want.

( Birthday wishes, silly and serious alike )

I need to start planning my summer holidays. Hmm. falena84 might come to vist, but I'm rather keen on going a bit abroad too. If I poked by the UK, would anyone there be interested in meeting? (Half tempted to visit the US again too, but argh, customs and current political climate.)

Proclaims his little group of religious fucknuts on their website, www.godhatesamerica.com:

"WBC will preach at the funerals of the Virginia Tech students killed on campus during a shooting rampage April 16, 2007. You describe this as monumental horror, but you know nothing of horror -- yet. Your bloody tyrant Bush says he is 'horrified' by it all. You know nothing of horror -- yet. Your true horror is coming. 'They shall also gird themselves with sackloth, and horror shall cover them; and shame shall be upon all faces, and baldness upon all their heads' (Eze. 7:18).

Why did this happen, you ask? It's simple. Your military chose to shoot at the servants of God today, and all they got for their effort was terror. Then, the LORD your God sent a crazed madman to shoot at your children. Was God asleep while this took place? Was He on vacation? Of course not. He willed this to happen to punish you for assailing His servants."

Because clearly, the best way to punish the military is having a shooting at a polytechnic University. Clearly. Very logical.

If you're completely delusional and batshit, that is.

I swear Fred Phelps is like a guy running around naked, (miniscule) testicles flopping in the breeze, screaming "LOOK AT MEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEE I'M SPESHUL LOOK AT THE MIGHT OF MEEEEEE LOOK AT OOOOOOW!" as he runs into a tree. Or, with any luck, a Steel Fist of Karma making him finally STFU. He probably knows no other way to feel all special and important than being hateful and offensive and failing at scary.

What a sad little fucknut he is.

I bet even God would *facepalm*. And the *headheavenlygates*. Because what God with any respect for himself would want *that* on his team?

1. people hate the contrast between the holocaust and animal slaughter. how do you feel about this?
i feel like it is a fine comparison. 6million people were killed in WWII, yet million and millions of pigs alone are killed annually not to mention the millions of cows, sheep, chickens etc. (Found via here.)

Okay then!

I know I certainly feel like Mengele every time I eat a chicken.

Also, did you know getting a pelvic exam is like foreplay and wrong in the name of Jesus?

My, how the stupid is strong. Seriously, if a pelvic exam does anything for sexual urges, it's reducing them. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to shag anyone whose idea of foreplay that is. Ow, is all I'm saying.

And now - CSI shipwars with painful spelling! ok wow i do agree with u i never said Grissom and Cath weren't friends i just said they i couldn't c them as bf/gf because they no each other 2 well.

Also a gem - wat the heck is wrong with u!!??!?!?!?! are u stupid!!!!! cuz CSI may not be realist all te time but it is the best show ever! omg omg omg!!! u can go crawl in a hole and die!!!!

Two Italian senators call for the boycott of IKEA due to "anti-Catholic prejudice". The crime? Not selling naivity scenes in their shops. OHNOES. Bite me, Forza Italia.

Stripping is art, Norwegian court rules. Heh. I'm sure some American rightwing nut will wank about that in five, four, three, two...

Most stupid comment at the Wikipedia Talk:Nazism page by far: We dont need this article what the nazis did was so STUPID, why teach people iddiotic things??/?//

Don't suppose any of you recognise 'Princess Anastasia Jerusalem'?

Today's most creative spelling - 'expecialy' for especially.

This concludes today's list of wank, stupdity and news. We hope your eyes didn't bleed too bad.

Happy birthday, mademoisellenon. You still need to e-mail me your address so I can send you something though, you forgetful thing.

So my layout has gone fucked up due to a server move, but no time like the present to take the opportunity to make a new, I'm thinking. Sadly, I suck at such things, so I need to result to bribery. I have no shame in this. So, is there anyone out there who'd be willing to make me a LJ-layout for paid LJ time or something else we can work out?

I think I'll go Norway this time. Yay Norway.

Nos got a troll. Possibly.

What's with all the trolls of late, anyway? There's the doctorwho troll as well, with its various inane YouTube links and random twittering. And the batshit Scott-is-my-God is declared a troll as well.

Now for fundie fun. Of sorts. vulgarweed got me pointed to this website, which is littered with such gems as:

( The stupid, the offensive and the plain WHAT? )

Batshit doesn't just happen in fandom, I see. Impressive show.

Meanwhile, Beijing is trying to battle bad English ahead of the Olympics. Awww. I find it kinda cute, me. A humorous way of showing the problems of translation.

I have sent off a chapter of "An Adventure in Norway" to beta. Huzzah. It has actual Plot. Of sorts. Now there's just the gazillion other stories I need to work on, but ah well.

Football today yay. And yesterday, my wee Tromsdalen won its match. (They're in the first division, the level below the Elite division. They came from second division last year, and everyone expected them to go down again, but now they've defeated three out of the four best teams in the division and look good to survive and I wub them so much.) Much happiness. Also, I ordered a supporter scarf in celebration of them and a guy in the team called me and wondered why I supported their team when I lived down south and I explained I grew up there. We got to talking and he invited me to a match next Sunday, as it's relatively near me. Relatively being the key. We'll see, I guess. But still, hee.

What are you happy about today?

Remember Fred Phelps and his lot, people? I'm sure you do. So you already know your blood pressure is about to rise, I'm sure. (Got link from aelie_baby. Thanks.)

The controversial anti-homosexual Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., has canceled its plans to stage a protest at the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school, a church official said Wednesday.
Shirley Phelps-Roper, the daughter of church's pastor, told FOXNews.com the group canceled the protests in exchange for an hour of radio time Thursday on syndicated talk-show host Mike Gallagher's radio program.

Oh SWIMMINGLY. So, for this lot of chaaaaaaarming people not to behave like batshit pond-scum with the tact and grace of bee-stung ogres, they get to spew their hateful shit for an hour on some US national radio?

I demand an hour on that show for homosexuals, Swedes, Amish, soldiers and anyone else the "church" might have insulted so they can talk about what a small dick Fred Phelps has and what his obsession with semen might entail nudge nudge wink wink.

Fair's fair, after all.

( WTF creationists? In Norway? )

When I got home and read the brochure, I was sad to discover it wasn't the 'the Earth is 6000 years old !!!!!eleventy-one!' kind. Woe. They even had a special section on how they weren't trying to get ID or creationism into Norwegian schools. Probably because they'd get laughed out of the country for the mere suggestion. They did proclaim Darwin evil, though. Snort.

I want to see the hardcore lot and take lots of pictures of them and their museums. WTF creationists, dude.

But it did put me in a very bemused mood for the rest of the day.

(I note here for the record that those who choose to believe God is behind evolution and whatever else - I don't share that belief, but I can at least see where it's coming from. Harcore creationists leave me with a sort of weird fascination and much merriment because wtf, truly.)

( A dose of CSI wank )

Meanwhile, I am still boggling over the tale of MsScribe and there are still six chapters to go. Holy mother of socks. This is like an insanely addictive fanfic. Wow. I shouldn't be surprised at the things people do to get attention in fandom, but this one is... Yeah.

See CSI fandom, you have a lot to live up to still.

I should probably start preparing myself to cover Doctor Who wank as well. Oh yes. That is, if people are even interested.

I've met A LOT of women in my life, and they all generally fit into the same mold. I've read anti-feminist books with scientific studies, talked to a lot of people, etc. I'm a Men's Rights activist. Therefore, I know a thing or two about women.

... It's amazing how much idiocy those two last sentences manage to contain. I'm astounded they've held up under the weight of it all. Also, you seem to have made your asshole talk. Try to shut it, yeah? There'll be a draft.

Tired. Long day. Saw Capote finally, and will now have to think about that one. Certainly didn't change my mind on one issue - I find the death penalty revolting.

Meanwhile, David Tennant is fucking hot. Also, by most accounts, not an asshole. Let's hear it for decent males!

Finally, we had another moose rampage.

And now I'm going to bed. Yay bed.