Bribe offered and non-fandom batshit on display

[misscam]

Happy birthday, mademoisellenon. You still need to e-mail me your address so I can send you something though, you forgetful thing.

So my layout has gone fucked up due to a server move, but no time like the present to take the opportunity to make a new, I'm thinking. Sadly, I suck at such things, so I need to result to bribery. I have no shame in this. So, is there anyone out there who'd be willing to make me a LJ-layout for paid LJ time or something else we can work out?

I think I'll go Norway this time. Yay Norway.

Nos got a troll. Possibly.

What's with all the trolls of late, anyway? There's the doctorwho troll as well, with its various inane YouTube links and random twittering. And the batshit Scott-is-my-God is declared a troll as well.

Now for fundie fun. Of sorts. vulgarweed got me pointed to this website, which is littered with such gems as:

"If you understood what I was trying to say which is no one disputes that rape is bad, not to my knowledge...so you got raped I understand believe me, but that is rather a personal wound, I believe abortion is worse than rape, rape is bad but abortion is worse." (NO.)

"If she would just scrape out her goodies and feed it to the hogs, she wouldnt have to worry about babies. She could still have the hole, and spread it for whoever and whenever she wants." (No one ever taught you how the vagina works, did they?)

"if someone opposes homosexuals, they are called terrorists
and it is now illegal to be true to god and even try to wittness to them, then that would make me well... look like osama
i am so upset by this one.
in the bible it says that it is WRONG to lay with your kin or with the same sex and that you should be stoned to death, then WHY IS AMERICA ALLOWING GAY PEOPLE TO BE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY AND TO ECOURAGE OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR SOCIETY TO BECOME SINNERS TO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" (Possibly because America was funded on the seperation of state and church. And don't want to be a Taleban rule. You know, details like that.)

"We treat Islam just as the CDC treats Ebola. First, we bomb Mecca and Medina. This will accomplish two things. Those Muslims who see Allah winning against the true God of the Bible, will suddenly stop trusting in Allah because he (Allah) wasn't powerful enough to maintain Mecca and Medina in safety. This amounts to draining the swamp. Second, we isolate those Muslim countries that spawn the suicide bombers. Third,we kill the individual bombers and destroy their support system.
Our president must come out and tell the world the truth about the elephant in the living room. It was the elephant that squished the victim into the rug!
The religion and followers of Islam are the enemy! This is a war of cultures – the barbaric against the peaceful." (You got a slim grasp on 'barbaric', don't you?)

"There is no evidence that men were ever animals. One can look at the exact same fossils that you love to post and say that the Genesis flood put them there." (Errr. No.)

"Atheists also don't get into medicine as much cause there philosophy doesn't call them to serve others, only themselves. With the lawsuits the docters don't rake in the bux anymore. Athiests don't like that and drop out. That's why heathen countries are looking for nurses and doctors all the time." (Well, you've solved that one, haven't you?)

"You call Hitler the greatest monster in history, who is said to have murdered a total of about 38 million people. But you refuse to count the total number of human innocent embryos and fetuses you are murdering and in favor of murdering. Hitler has ceased killing and many whom he killed were true criminals.But your number far exceeds Hitler's and continues to increase. Furthermore, not one of the unborn babies you murder and in favor of murdering are criminals - all are innocent. And you are trying to spread this type murder to the rest of the world. You hypocrites! Your atheism is worthless. You deserve the same death as you are giving innocent unborn babies! [emphasis added]" (Jews, socialists, gypsies, Poles etc had it coming?)

"How come man can't grasp the theory that men in the time of Adam up until the the flood killed all the dinosaurs. That is my opinion. Many animals right now are on the verge of death. Same back then. Adam lived over 800 years, or did he hit 900? Can't remember. Imagine the strength, the ruggedness of man during the first 1000 years ofcivilization. Just men worrying about meat for their families, tilling the land. Oh, what a great time to be alive. And dinosaurs, imagine looking at them soley as meat. Food for months! Then they are also looked at as predators, so men probably tried to kill as many as possible for their own safety and nothing else.
What is the point I tried to make? I don't know. Um, dinosaurs werehere, they roamed the earth, we killed them just like we have killed other species of animals. Done." (Oh, I'd pay good money to see you take on a T-Rex.)

Batshit doesn't just happen in fandom, I see. Impressive show.

Meanwhile, Beijing is trying to battle bad English ahead of the Olympics. Awww. I find it kinda cute, me. A humorous way of showing the problems of translation.

I have sent off a chapter of "An Adventure in Norway" to beta. Huzzah. It has actual Plot. Of sorts. Now there's just the gazillion other stories I need to work on, but ah well.

Football today yay. And yesterday, my wee Tromsdalen won its match. (They're in the first division, the level below the Elite division. They came from second division last year, and everyone expected them to go down again, but now they've defeated three out of the four best teams in the division and look good to survive and I wub them so much.) Much happiness. Also, I ordered a supporter scarf in celebration of them and a guy in the team called me and wondered why I supported their team when I lived down south and I explained I grew up there. We got to talking and he invited me to a match next Sunday, as it's relatively near me. Relatively being the key. We'll see, I guess. But still, hee.

What are you happy about today?

Comments

[tessavance.livejournal.com]

OMFG. I think it's time to emigrate to another planet - the nutters are everywhere. I think people like these are one of the main reasons I'm an atheist.

I have sent off a chapter of "An Adventure in Norway" to beta.
Though this is a reason to delay my departure. Eagerly awaiting the next installment.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There was a post on there explaining how atheists are really muslims. Rightio.

:) It'll be posted when beta is done. Been a while, I know.

[teenwitch77.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. I think my head is going to explode from browsing that site. And yet I cannot look away.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I so know the feeling. Holy batshit, Batman.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

If you let me know what you like/need in a layout (like features and sidebar boxes and stuff) and what you don't like, I'd be willing to give it a try...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, something akin to what I've had in the past - a custom-made top banner with Norway stuff and some text, a sidebar with some links and brief about me, a colourset that matches. That sort of thing. You think you can do that?

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

The batshit shippers/Eccleston Lovers/Tennant Lovers never die out, do they? Her "Eccleston believed he was a Time Lord" amused me immensly ^^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I suspect troll, quite frankly. But yeah, the batshit always liiiiives.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Eccleston believed he was a Time Lord"

That's why they gave him the part.

[juliejordan.livejournal.com]

I wondered what was going on with your layout. I thought it might have been my computer being weird. I'd offfer to make you a new one, if I had the slightest clue how to do so, but I'm so bad at stuff like this that when I had my own layout done, I had to let the talented stars_icons hack my journal and do it all for me.

As for the fanficrants drama, I'd rather have scottswife and jean_summers trolling than people like baron_waste getting on their high horse trying to make people feel stupid, to be honest. At least the trolls can occasionally provide cheap amusement for a few moments. Where as high and mighty types don't really do anything other than annoy me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nah, it got a bit fucked up in a server move, sadly. Life on the Net, really.

Talented friends are so lovely, yes. Chocolate for them.

I saw several comments in the posts on ffr pointing to it probably being a troll, but I guess baron_waste felt a strong need to share. Or something.

[huinesoron.livejournal.com]

Heeeeey, you found another one of the 'fossils is just like bones!!!' crowd! Well done. I think that may be my least favourite fundy mistake (can I really call it a 'mistake'? Yes, it's shorter than 'example of wilful ignorance') of them all... alongside 'if men came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?'.

And also:

That's why heathen countries are looking for nurses and doctors all the time.

Like... er... Britain, then?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And Norway, mustn't forget.

The moneky argument baffles me. I guess the concept of 'common ancestor' is a bit lost on some. Then again, a lot seems to be lost on the Young Earth crowd.

[myhobbitpippin.livejournal.com]

Yay Adventures in Norway! *gets all excited*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heh. Missed it, have you?

[ashiya.livejournal.com]

It's fascinating how you always mange to find the best wank. Really. *gives you a trophy*

And that abortion > rape? Yeahhh...NO. What is so wrong in the world that these kinds of batshit wankers end up being born and inflicted upon us? *boggles*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have a large flist of observant people.

Sometimes, I think it's humanity that's wrong with the world. Ugh. I like humans and all, but sometimes... Oi.

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

just when i thought the world couldn't get any crazier...*shakes head* wow. batshit, indeed.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Batshit with bad spelling, even.

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

E-mailing that as we speak. And thank you SO much!

Who writes on that website? Who posts there? Why do people like that exist?

Gooooooooood! Obnoxious!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Got the e-mail. Shall send tomorrow.

That's the most right of the Religious Right of the US, I guess.

I am puzzled...

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

Why is it that people who spread unscientific nonsense spell so poorly? While they were ignoring the scientific method, they could have studied spelling and grammar-or are those two unChristian as well?

Re: I am puzzled...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

All education is, it seems at times.

[falena]

*ignores wank an basthit-palooza because is not in the mood*

What am I happy about today? Um, let's see...My boyfriend's cat finally decided she trusts me and came sit on my lap. (I had to bribe her and give her a couple chips first, but still...)
Thank you, by the way. I often need to be reminded that we have to look for small things to keep ourselves happy.

Norway lay-out, heee! I think I'm more excited than you. Heh, sometimes I think I love this journal more than my own.

A guy from your footbal team called you? That's so cute! I really hope you can go see the match next week. And yay for your underdog team kicking the favourite teams smug arses!
By the way, now that all the bigshot teams have been demoted to second division because of the match-fixing scandal Serie A is much more interesting.
Too bad my team couldn't beat Berlu's Milan yesterday, though. :(

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Awwww, kitty! My cat slept in my bed last night and was all cute. Yay cats.

Heh. If my LJ was a house, you'd be like the person who didn't officially live there, but hung around so much you might as well :P

Well, it would require travelling for two hours or so. So... Yeah, we'll see. I did go see them when they played the team nearest me, Strømsgodset. Which is heading for the elite division next year, so I can't do that then. Hmpf.

Heh, gottta love it when the smaller teams get a chance to shine, eh? Yay underdogs.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

that's batshit alright... but it's hilarious batshit!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The idiocy is quite amusing, yes.

[padawanpooh.livejournal.com]

Sadly fundies of any stripe have a *major* blind spot when it comes to application of logic: they feel threatened, become defensive, and either attack or ignore.

Sadly I know. I was one myself a fair few years ago...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh? What made you snap out of it, so to speak?

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

I am happy about real autumn (As opposed to Brisbane's non-existant onee) and spending time with two good friends. (I'm so cheesy, it's true)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I was just moaning about missing Brisbane this morning, as I got up at 6 a.m in pitch dark and rather chilly tempratures. Brrr, autumn.