misscam: (TARDIS among stars)
Living a Name
by misscam

Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.

Summary: Try not to break the world while saving it, would you? The Doctor through the lives he touches. [The Doctor, Death, Caesar. Vaguely implied Doctor/M, Spock/Uhura, Dean/Castiel, Jaina/Thrall, Doctor/Chromie, Lloyd/Olivia, Laura/Bill]

Author's Note: Doctor Who meets James Bond, Star Trek, World of Warcraft, Supernatural, Rome, FlashForward, BSG and Discworld. Um, what to say. Massive crossover of doom?

The Doctor's timeline is not outright stated, but references to past companions makes this at least after the fourth series. The James Bond part is set during Judi Dench's M era, Star Trek is after the 2009 reboot movie, World of Warcraft during Wrath of the Lich King, Supernatural at some undisclosed time after the start of season four, Rome prior to the series, FlashForward at some point in the latter half of season one, Battlestar Galactica towards the end of season four and Discworld at no set time at all.

You don't respect authority, you make your own rules and break them still. You won't carry a gun but will use people as weapons if you have to. You save the world and lets everyone else clean up the aftermath. I don't know where you'll be tomorrow and you're completely unreliable, but you always seem to arrive at just the right time anyway. You have a file the size of the Bank of England in our archives and yet no one knows your name. You're completely irresponsible and just a touch mad and now you want me to give you security clearance and Q for a day for a matter of 'universal importance'. Tell me, Doctor, why should I? )
misscam: (Rassilon)
(You can still bid on my fanfiction offer for Haiti here and yes, I can write sequels too.)

The Dream of Rassilon
by misscam

Rating: PG. References to war.

Summary: This story, the story of the Time War and the Doctor and why he stopped dreaming. [Implied Eight/Romana, Nine, Ten, the Master, Rassilon, Martha, Donna, light TenII/Rose.]

Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.

Author's Note: Spoilers up to The End of Time p2. Many thanks to [profile] lyricalviolet for beta and [profile] falena84 for being a guinea pig.

We could ask you to be get to know the Doctor, but it would take you a lifetime. He's had already had several and more still waits. A passing acquaintance, then. This is the Doctor, last of the Time Lords, survivor, fighter, coward, rebel, ghost, legend, lover, nightmare, savior, Doctor. He would be pleased to meet you too. )
misscam: (Kissing you that isn't you)
Life's a Time Machine
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: The Doctor, born a week ago, feeling ancient and new both, remembering hundreds of years of life and having just a few decades of them still ahead. [TenII/Rose]

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.

Author's Note: Post-Journey's End. Prompt 015 for [profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Thanks to [profile] lyricalviolet for beta.

He remembers five million, three thousand, four hundred and eight sunrises, and this is still the first he actually sees. )
misscam: (Laura & Ten)
Happily Ever Afters (Are Not Your Absolution)
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: There aren't always happy endings, even with a time machine. [Doctor Who/Battlestar Galactica crossover. Adama/Roslin, the Doctor, Lee/Martha, (implied Kara/Lee)]

Rating: Teen. Non-explicit naughty activities.

Disclaimer: Not my characters, just my words.

Author's Note: Set during BSG's 'Daybreak' (series finale) and Doctor Who's season three. Knowledge of both shows is very helpful. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta.

Another one to put on his historical CV – 'punched in the nose by William Adama'. It will go well with 'ears boxed by Catherine the Great', really.  )

misscam: (Fail!Dalek)
Oh Berlusconi, you're just made of fail, aren't you. Says he about the earthquake survivors:

But Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi appeared to brush aside the dire conditions facing survivors during a visit to one of the camps. "They have everything they need, they have medical care, hot food...," he said in an interview with a German television station. "Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like a weekend of camping."

*facepalm* Weekend of camping? They've just lost their homes, been traumatized, possibly lost people they know and are in fear of aftershocks, of which there have already been several - that ain't like no camping I've been on. Berlu, are you trying to weasel your way into 'soulnemesis' status here now that I retired Bush from it or something?


In brighter news, have written over 5000 words on my Doctor Who/BSG crossover and am almost done. Just gotta fiddle a bit with the draft and settle on a title, which can be such a pain. So a question for people who know Latin out there - what would 'doctor in the box' be in Latin? I'm considering making a play on 'deus ex machina', but my Latin is non-existent.

Funny thing, writing a story. It so often evolves as you're doing it, going unexpected places and sometimes ending up as something a little bit foreign to even you.

Speaking of fanfics, return of the 'I'm going to publish Twilight fanfiction!' saga of DOOM. Oh dear. There's dumb, and there's that.

Podcasts, as voted for in mah poll:
Cam reads 'The Art of Not Having Sex'. (Doctor Who)
Cam reads 'Sleeping With Your Laundry'. (BSG)

Now my dear darling cat, I do adore you very much, which is why I bought that tasty fish for you and why I let you sleep in my bed with me. But in 'Ways to Wake Camilla Up Because I Want Something', I would very much appreciate it if you took 'poking her breasts with this paw with the claws out' off the list. Because ow.

How are you all on this Wednesday?
misscam: (Ten and Rose)
Forever Is Impossible
(and we're still stuck in Norway)
by Camilla Sandman

Rating: PG.

Summary: Summary spoilery for 'Journey's End' )

Disclaimer: Characters are BBC's. The words are mine.

Author's Note: Huge spoilers for "Journey's End". A ficlet I just had to get out of my system after the finale.

'Rose Tyler,' he says, and his heartbeats drown out the sea when she listens )
misscam: (Admiral and President)
Life Enough
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Beyond the end of the world, there is still life. [Battlestar Galactica/Doctor Who crossover. Tenth Doctor, Laura Roslin, Adama/Roslin, implied Ten/Rose, Galactica/TARDIS]

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Neither Doctor Who nor Battlestar Galactica belong to me, and this is merely a little non-profit crash of worlds.

Author's Note: Set before "Doomsday" in Doctor Who time, at some point in season four Galactica time. This one is for [livejournal.com profile] skybound2, who kinda dared me into writing it. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta.


If I'd been Harriet Jones, I think I would have airlocked your ass. )
misscam: (Create)
So, in mah poll I did recently, one of you answered what you want me to do a post on "your evolution as a writer". Since no time is like the present to mock teenage!me and possibly get my writing juices flowing, I present:

How Cam Learned Betas Are Good (or Young!Cam, Knock That Off!)

With examples past and present and some peeks at stuff I am writing at the moment. By fandom.

X-Files )

Star Trek: Voyager )

Water Rats )

Lord of the Rings )


Doctor Who )

And now... A peek at stuff being written at the moment for Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica and CSI )

In summary, I think: I was a bubbly, overconfident, silly teenager with illusions of love. I grew up. So did my writing? Along the way, I found a style I liked to write in, and I still do.

To finish this blah, blah, my writing post, a meme I stole from [livejournal.com profile] lizbee:
Quote a bit of my writing at me? Find that one story of mine that you really like, and find a sentence or a paragraph that presses your prose-buttons in the right way, and comment here with it, no matter how long or short.

(My masterlist of fics written while on LJ.)
misscam: (Looking after)
Memories Like Lifelines
(or How Bad Norwegian Reunited the Doctor and Rose)
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Once upon a time, something is wrong. Dårlig Ulv Stranden doesn't mean Bad Wolf Bay. One little linguistic mishap. Something slightly wrong. Something very wrong. Once upon a time, history is not what happened. [Ten/Rose]

Rating: Teen.

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: Yes, this was born out of my annoyance at rather shoddy Norwegian in 'Doomsday' and then went places I wasn't quite expecting. Vaguely passed on some series four speculation, but so decidedly AU not to be spoilery. A very belated backup Secret Pilotfish fic for [livejournal.com profile] javabreeze, who wanted Ten/Rose and Jackie to appear. Erm, quite a few classic series references also do. Prompt 047 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta.


'Tell me a memory,' she whispers, her mouth so close to his ear he can feel the texture of her lips. )
misscam: (Worried Hug)
Five Ways Rose Didn't Reunite with the Doctor - and One Way She Did
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: The impossible is possible, like she dreamed of. It's still going to be nothing like she imagined. [Implied Doctor/Rose. Special guest stars One, Five, Eight, Nine and Martha.]

Rating: G

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: Spoilers for Doomsday. Some references to classic Who, a specific spoilery one for "Earthshock". Prompt 036 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Partly inspired by some recent speculation, but not really spoilery for season four in any way.

Table of Prompts.


He's probably going to be rather pissed when she tells him how many versions of himself he'll have to go back and erase the memory of to avoid history changing. )
misscam: (Step into my box)
Normality in November
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Sleep with a human. Wake up with an alien. Normality is what you make of it. This is what Rose made of hers. [AU!John Smith/AU!Rose, AU!Doctor/AU!Rose, special guest stars]

Rating: Teen. Some naughty activities and adult theme, but not terribly explicit.

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: Alternate Universe. Rose and the Doctor haven't met, and I've made a few changes in the timeline like the mean narrator I am. Loosely based on the plot of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" with several bits changed, including setting. You might also spot some familiar faces in unfamiliar settings. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta. Prompt 004 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic.

Table of Prompts.


It was a normal day, as normal went for Rose Tyler. And in that normal November day she met a slightly normal plus teacher, dark-haired and with an infectious smile, saved his life, snogged him, had her life saved, got snogged, saved the world and got a date. Two days later, she's going to sleep with him. The day after that, he's not going to be John Smith anymore.  )
misscam: (PPP - Ten/Rose)
What Other Word
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: What other word is there? [Ten/Rose]

Rating: Teen. Some naughtiness implied.

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: Vague references to series three and companion for series four. Lyric 045 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Response to the "What?!" challenge - apologies for the (almost) total absence of angst, as this was written to cheer self up in the middle of writing a much darker story.

Table of Prompts


On the international surprise scale of one reappearing sock in the wash to waking up to your own funeral, this would rate about a two-headed kitten in the sink. )
misscam: (Norwegian goodbye)
Left To Do
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Can you teach a ghost to let go – or the living? [Ten/Rose, Mickey, Jackie, Pete, Harriet Jones] Post-Doomsday.

Rating: Teen, for some language and references to adult activities.

Disclaimer. BBC’s characters. My words. Written for fun and not for profit.

Author’s Note: This is a remix of [livejournal.com profile] kasuchi’s der Wächterengel. Many, many thanks to her for allowing me to fiddle around with the concept of her lovely story. Also thanks to [livejournal.com profile] falena84 for letting me use her computer and Internet - and giving me a smashing time here in Italy :) Prompt for 044 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. (Table of Prompts.)


Yet call not this long life; but think that I
Am, by being dead, immortal; can ghosts die?

- John Donne

When Rose storms out, the Doctor follows and showers her with kisses all the way, but the only shadow on the pavement is hers. )
misscam: (Shoe!porn)
A Saturday After Forever
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: It's a Friday in the Dark Ages for Rose Tyler and the Doctor, but it won't be forever. There's always a Saturday after. Wait for it. [Ten/Rose]

Rating: Teen.

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: Vague references to The Age of Steel and what will come in Doomsday. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta. Prompt 025 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic.

Table of Prompts.

He puts his face against hers, and they stand very still for a moment. Outside, a storm is gathering. In here, it's them."I'm going to stay with you," she whispers, her lips so close to his ear he can feel her breath, "forever. )
misscam: (Lonely Traveller)
The Art of Not Having Sex
aka Five Times the Doctor Used Euphemisms and One Time He Didn't
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: They're definitely doing it. It's just not sex. [Ten/Rose, Ten/Martha, Ten/Master, implied Barbara/Ian]

Rating: Mature. Some language and adult activities.

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Author's Note: References to The Age of Steel and Fear Her. Slightly AU for The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. Prompt 013 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lyricalviolet for beta.

Table of Prompts

Barbara and Ian don't have sex, the Doctor knows, but they teach him a lot about the alternatives. )
misscam: (OT3 Doctor/Rose/Martha)
Cheating Time
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: You can't cheat time. You can change it, if you're willing to pay the price. You can't cheat it. It cheats back. [Rose/Doctor/Martha]

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Rating: Adult. Naughty activities (none too explicit, though), language.

Author's Note: For [livejournal.com profile] settai in the Rose and Martha ficathon. I chose prompt 3, which asked for:
At the end of "The Christmas Invasion," Rose and the Doctor parted ways. Several years later, he and Martha show up at her door. Bonus points for Jackie and/or Mickey. Gen, het, femslash, or threesome. Threesome ahoy. AU from PotW, but references events of season two and hints of events in season three. Part one Rose POV, part two Martha. Thanks to Saz for beta.

' Rose!' he beams. 'You discovered Rose! Oh, wait. How did you discover Rose?'  )

(To be concluded in part two.)
misscam: (Unspoken)
Songs to the Tune of the TARDIS
by Camilla Sandman

Summary: Second verse, same as the first. Time's never predictable, but he is. [Ten/Rose, Ten/Martha, implied Three/Jo, vaguely Four/Sarah Jane, Five/Tegan, Doctor/Romana, Ace, Susan]

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Rating: Teen. Some adult activities implied.

Author's Note: Some vague old school references. Prompt 012 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] littlezink for beta.

Table of Prompts

Martha's not Rose. Ace wasn't Susan. Sarah Jane didn't replace Jo. Rose didn't fill the gap of Gallifrey. They were what they were, and he can never get away from what he is.  )
misscam: (Martha & Ten & the TARDIS)
Fives Times After Goodbye
by Camilla Sandman

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words. No profit is made, and no offence intended.

Summary: Twenty years after she said one goodbye, she wonders if this is a second. [Ten/Marth, implied Ten/Martha. Sorta.]

Rating: Teen. Some implied naughtiness.

Author's Note: This fic is set in an AU future. I wouldn't try to guess at what happens on the show, so I've settled for being vague. Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] lotus79! Apologies for this being un-betaed, but I was determined to post it on your day.


All those teasing looks, all those references to your brilliant powers, that tight suits and wild hair... That's like offering a menu and then giving no meal )
misscam: (Waiting for the Rain Ten&Martha)
Thank you sincerely to everyone who commented on my last post. It's good to see a little compassion and human decency now and then. A particulary thanks to those who shared their stories - there is a sort of comfort in knowing you're not the only one.

So in Norway we've been talking a bit about this now solved murder case. Several reasons for that, of course. The statue of limitations has passed on it, and the guy who did it was only 13 when he committed the act. For these reasons, his name has been kept out of the media as well.

Now it is revealed that gossip mag Se & Hør apparently offered 100,000 NOK for the guy to come forward and tell his story. If you're used to English tabloids, you might not think it particulary shocking and just shrug your shoulders. Here, a lot of people find it rather revolting. Me included. (Bite me, Se & Hør.) And yet, I know I shouldn't really be surprised.

It occurs to me sometimes how naive my country is - and how we've made a whole society out of it.

In other notes, fandom and life:

- I'm having lines to a Martha/Doctor Martha/Doctor fic (don't ask, it's involved) in my head and I didn't invite them in. I blame the BBC.

- CSI spoilers for the finale has made me fill up the Wankshelter and add another layer of concrete padding. Holy wank potential, Batman.

- Debate in France over remarks on paedophiles. Err, yeah. Perhaps not the smartest - or most insightful - thing to say there.

- Norwegian politicians are so cute when they fight. Or possibly there's something wrong with me finding them so. Or maybe I'm just glad Norwegian politics isn't that nasty, thus feeling an urge to pet it like a little kitten. Or something.

- Aww, my firstet ever online fandom wanks. It occurs to me that in some ways, it hasn't changed since the... Oi, almost ten years since I was in it. Cripes.

- I feel old now.

Finally, because I did laugh:
--Go to Google.com
--Click on Maps.
--Click on "get Directions".
--From New York
--To Oslo (Was Paris, I changed it. Shut up.)

--And read line # 23.

If you laugh, repost this.
misscam: (Step into my box)
Like Fireflies 1/? (No more than five parts.)
by Camilla Sandman

Disclaimer: Doctor Who is the BBC's baby. I just took it out for a slight stroll.

Summary: Little Red Riding Hood. Big bad time in the clothes of grandma TARDIS. Maybe a prince, just without a kingdom. Certainly ever after. But this isn't a fairytale. This is a price to pay. [Doctor/Rose, Rose/Others, implied Doctor/Others]

Rating: Mature. Some language, adult activities and adult themes.

Author's Note: AU post-Doomsday. Takes some liberties with assumed events and what-ifs. Vague, vague hints of possible series three stuff, nothing particularly spoilery. If you prefer happy fics, this is probably not one for you. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wendymr for beta work. Prompt 022 for [livejournal.com profile] 50lyricsfanfic.

Table of Prompts.

There is no moment where Rose realises she isn't dying. There are a bunch of little ones instead )


(To be continued.)


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