misscam: (Blackpool Kiss)
Bush urges patience on Iraq, Republicans don't seem too impressed.

Sigh. You know, I've opposed the Iraq war from the beginning, but I'm thinking that US troops pulling out right now may very well make the country implode on itself. On the other hand, the troops don't seem to be able to improve things either, so who the hell knows.

Knut the Polar Bear shows to stop.

Aww, Knut.

Meanwhile, in the World of Warcarft, people wank over the size of Orc shoulders. 51 pages of bitching. Haha.

In Doctor Who fandom:
[livejournal.com profile] time_and_chips is finally having its Anywhere But Cardiff ficathon. My prompt is Kent, 1900 which I have no idea what to do with yet, but something will probably come to me. [livejournal.com profile] falena84, I may have to write a bit on this one while visiting you, heh. Also there's a new Doctor/Rose fic rec comm, [livejournal.com profile] quite_right_too, so maybe a slight overdose if you don't like the pairing, huh? And hey, we made fandom_wank not for shipping again.

In CSI fandom:
You have a right to disagree, but GSR is boring, forced and akward! Grillows at least has some spark to it! Grillows WILL be cannon because one day Gil will wake up and realize that GSR is nothing but a BAD dream! Until then though, I don't want to fight with anyone, we can all have our opinions - says a poster on the CBS boards. Ship wars never die, says Cam. Any bets on how wanky the fandom will be when the new series starts? (Also, CANON. Learn to spell it if you're gonna use it.) I see the debate rages at Jump the Shark too. War of the shark-spotting.

So I got tagged twice. First we have [livejournal.com profile] canadian_kazz, with random facts meme.

Seven Random Facts About me )
I tag seven people to comment with "Facts pwn". Hah.

Tagged by [livejournal.com profile] dreamingwriter - Seven songs I'm into now.

Seven songs )

I tag seven people people who is willing to admit they hum along to "Umbrella". (HATEFUL SONG BUT DAMMIT IT STICKS.)

In other news:
Protestants displeased by Vatican text.
Libya's Supreme Court upholds the death sentences against Belgians.
Norway has the most millionairs in the world.
misscam: (Bush is my soulnemesis)
[Poll #1001117]

What? I'm curious.

I had plenty to do this weekend, including finishing a fic (stupid last scene giving me headaches), and what I ended up doing was shopping some summer clothes, playing some WoW, lazying a lot in the sun and watching a bit of Dead Like Me. Also brother has come to visit for the summer. Today I am going out to eat and drink with work. Wednesday I have off to do stuff with bro. Hmm. Not seeing much spare time there. But my, it's been warm and summery and it's hard to have energy to do anything much at all. There is something quite weird with the world when Oslo is the second hottest city in Europe.

'I'm reporting this comm I made to LJ because everyone decided I was a bad mod!' (Bonus: Icons of hot football players.)

That's quite impressive. I mean, modding isn't the most popular thing you can do, but getting that much into mutual loathing with members? You have to be really dedicated to manage that.

... I think.

Wherein a misspelling of The Beatles gets a judge quite creative in his sentencing.

Later when you thought about what you did, you may have said I'll Cry Instead. Now you're saying Let It Be instead of I'm a Loser. As a result of your Hard Day's Night, you're looking at a Ticket to Ride that Long and Widing Road to Deer Lodge. Hopefully you can say both now and When I'm 64 that I Should Have Known Better.


Here's somewhere you don't want to be when the power fails - hanging upside down in a roller coaster.

Teacher admits to abuse - apparently to dozens of cases. Sigh.

How was the weekend of you all?
misscam: (Sleeep)
CSI fandom, I award thee a grand FAIL for fandom drama, grudging, shit-stirring and spreading false idiocy. You may collect your raised finger at your earliest convenience.

Focus your energy on writing porn literary masterpieces instead, hmm?

Meanwhile, I have tomorrow and Friday off; and then it's weekend, so hurrah four days off in a row! In that context I thought I'd do a meme I'd see go around the flist about - Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you're interested in or curious about - it can be anything from the house I live in to my favorite book. Leave your choice here as a comment, and I will post the pictures as a later entry when I have a chance to do so. Feel free to make your requests as mundane or creative as you like. Naughty requests shall be ignored, and I'm just taking one picture request per person, or my camera would go boom.

Grand plans for my four days off and chances of sucess:

- Wash, vacuum and otherwise clean parts of the house. I estimate 54% chance of sucess, given the availability of distractions.

- Watch Eurosong semi and finale. 99.9% chance of sucess, given that only death will stop me.

- Write "Stuff (or How to Shag a Time Lord in Six Simple Steps)" cos I owe [livejournal.com profile] nostalgia_lj so. 42% chance of sucess in finishing, might be heightened with kicking and WoW server downtime.

- Get epic crossbow from Karazhan. About 10% chance of sucess, given droprate on boss.

- Start my ficathon entry for Rose and Martha. 10% chance of sucess given other fanfic ideas and distractions eating my brain.

- Sleep in. 100% chance of sucess. Hurrah!

Finally, to get you all in Eurovision warm-up mode, some choice lyrics can be found here.

To sample:
Oh, don't call me funny bunny
I'll blow your money, money
I'll get you to my bad ass spinning for you.

Gotta tease you nasty guy
So take it don't be shy
Put your cherry on my cake
And taste my cherry pie.

This is going to be a glorious year.
misscam: (Ew)
Lesson learned at work today - it's very hard to wank off a ram.

I learned this because someone called and wanted to know if where I work could test a particular hormone that was apparently used in semen-withdrawl from sheep. I proceeded to listen to a lot more details about this - and how it was done with cows, who are apparently easier and clearly more sexually liberated - than I'm sure I actually wanted to ever know.


Then I got to transport heroin samples for drug-sniffing dogs to train with.

My job is cracked. I loves it.
misscam: (Wankcast)
And now for some (take a deep breath) ski-turned-blowjob-joke-turned-Norwegains-versus-Aussies-turned-ski-debate-turned-Finnish-versus-Norwegians-turned-whale-hunting-discussion-turned-US-vesus-Norwegians-turned-WWII-debate-turned-reconcilliation-over-soda wank.

I ain't kidding.

Backstory: Lars Berger wins the 30 kilometre ski in the WC Nordic Events. The weather turned bad for later starters, and many say this is why he won. (He says so as well.) A few days later, he is a part of the Norwegian relay team that wins gold. During a report on it for a sports program on state channel NRK, he is seen making a rather sexual gesture in the back of the car about teh female reporter. The channel apologises for letting it air, the skier apologises for making the gesture, the reporter assures she is not offended and all is well in the kingdom. But not on YouTube, where the video is put up and quickly gets hundreds of thousands of hits and quite a few comments.

They start out peacefully enough with Norwegians opining amongst themselves about it, and then...

Warning for some NWSF language in choice comments picked.

Hahaha this is too funny! Real world politics resolved on some trivial Youtube-forum of a Lars Berger sex video... What the heck do we need United Nations for? Thankyoutube!!  )

It just warms my heart to see how much stupidity different countries around the world can share. Let's have a drink in celebration of this common ground. Or just let's get drunk either way. Maybe on something pink.

ETA: I spoke too soon about reconcilliation. Now it's Brits versus Americans.

Also, what's up with all the grill problems in your country. Haven't you people heard of fluoride? Brush your teeth! )

ETA the second: Apparently there's Germans fancying Lars Berger out there and making videos about it. Now we just need to get them involved and there will be even more wank about.
misscam: (GSR made wank)
This story made me laugh way too much

"But it was difficult finding somewhere to put my CS spray. There was nowhere for the handcuffs, but then Batman does not need handcuffs."
PC Eames said: "The bad thing about the operation is that we had to endure hours of terrible puns from PC Holman."


Nine, Rose and Jack as My Little Ponies.

There's dumb - and there's Caps Lock dumb.

So, been watching way too much Grey's Anatomy the last few days, after I got season two on DVD from [livejournal.com profile] falena84. I got the first season soundtrack too, but I've decided I need to get myself Grey's Anatomy season two soundtrack as well. Was one song on the show I really got taken with - so I went to look it up and turned out it was "Grace Master" by Kate Havnevik. And damned if she isn't Norwegian and has been singing with Røyksopp, one of my favourite bands. I so don't pay attention. Lose for me.

I need to get myself that song, yes.

Conclusions formed while watching season two of Grey's Anatomy:

Shag away, elevator bunnies & other thoughts - spoilers for season two, obviously )

In short, me likes. In a crack-filled, eyecandy-crowded way. Yes.

Meanwhile, in CSI fandom...

PS: they both like it better when Sara is on top! )
misscam: (Bored now)
I am bored at work. Lala. The whole office is on a conferance and I am left to man the ship. I could have a wild orgy here and no one would know. Lala. I need entertainment.

Speaking of which - Best. Sockpuppet. Ever.

(The wank report.)

We'd never heard of a parish priest "caring" for his flock in this way before, and the piety of the reply made us glad we'd read it before, and not after, lunch.


And the Lord spake and sayeth: Thou shall not sockpuppet in the name of thy Lord - particulary not in such a pondscum dumb fashion you get caught! Bitch, please.*

* He didn't really. But I like to pretend he would. If I believe he existed. Errr.

In the fandom news:

Do not oppress the fanfic?

And then the world went 'Say WHAT'?

Meanwhile, CSI fandom might be in for wanky times (Possible spoilers.)

Oh, that'll be glorious fun. And I'll get many in the wankshelter needing a drink.

In other news:
Wolf population on the rise in Norway. Possibly.
Two murders happen not too far from me
Aircraft smacks into a building in NY
France to vote on law forbidding the denial of genocide against Armenians
Lennon's killer is not granted parole
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WTF creationists? In Norway? )

When I got home and read the brochure, I was sad to discover it wasn't the 'the Earth is 6000 years old !!!!!eleventy-one!' kind. Woe. They even had a special section on how they weren't trying to get ID or creationism into Norwegian schools. Probably because they'd get laughed out of the country for the mere suggestion. They did proclaim Darwin evil, though. Snort.

I want to see the hardcore lot and take lots of pictures of them and their museums. WTF creationists, dude.

But it did put me in a very bemused mood for the rest of the day.

(I note here for the record that those who choose to believe God is behind evolution and whatever else - I don't share that belief, but I can at least see where it's coming from. Harcore creationists leave me with a sort of weird fascination and much merriment because wtf, truly.)
misscam: (Do you mind if I stare?)
Found via [livejournal.com profile] maureenlycaon

John W. Bradshaw, plaintiff vs. Unity Marine Corporation Inc.; Coronado, in rem; and Phillips Petroleum Company, defendents (Or here, if you prefer a .html version.)

The fun starts on page two: Before proceeding further, the Court notes that this case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who together have delivered some of the most amateurish pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise but one plausible explanation. Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact -- complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words -- to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting task of deciphering their submissions. With Big Chief tablet readied, thick black pencil in hand, and a devil-may-care laugh in the face of death, life on the razor's-edge sense of exhilaration, the Court begins . . .

And goes on. I was laughing silly by the end of it. GOLD.

Fic progress: 6000+ words and rambling on. Might post it in parts, I'm thinking. So will need a beta. Any volunteers? Could be a bit long in the end, so you're hereby warned.

In other news, the ship hired by Norwegian Foreign Affairs makes it to Cyprus. As it turned out, it carried out over 100 Norwegians from Lebanon, and over 1000 others. Thumb's up for helping other nations out. Back in Lebanon, over 40 have been killed by Iraeli raids, mostly civilians. As war goes, that's just like it always is. Speculation on Israel's strategy. So really looks like this isn't going to get better any time soon.

misscam: (Eyeroll)
I sense a sneak *eyes flist*

But since wank was brought up...

Wanky CSI shippers - what shock

Oh, C/W lot - why do you make me sad? I'm starting to think fandom really will implode. Everyone's so strained, and already flailing and spoilers for the finale make me wonder and I've strengthened the wank shelter. If this blows, it will be baaaaad. And kinda funny.

If sex on the whole is not bad, why all of the suffering? Why is there no rampant disease sweeping us off in other physical activities? Do you really think it's an issue of ignorance about safety? You go against God's design, it will turn out death.

Funny how many heathens are still alive then, huh? Also, please be reading up about medicine and understanding it, mmkay?

Cherry Chernobyl and Potato Surprise and other things ice cream might be named

I laughed far too much at all that. Also, need ice cream.

Ze interview meme:
01- Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02- I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03- You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04- You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05- When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

As asked by [livejournal.com profile] sparklechick268:

What I would wear as the Doctor and other weird stuff )

And another meme that was rather interesting:
How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn't want to ask because you knew you should know? How many times have you felt 'guilty' asking a close LJ friend a question that should be 'obvious'?

Well, here's your chance.

If you've missed a few things, missed an entry and are confused, ask me anything. Even something extremely basic. I'm not allowed to get even slightly irritated at any of the questions -- we've all missed things before.
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Is it weird that I was touched by this story about the gay ducks? Basically, they've been a pair for over three years, and they come to Malmø, Sweden every summer, where they frolic about and aren't interested in the females. They defend each other if needed, and their kind of duck mate for life, so they'll stick together until one dies. Aaaw.

(The article also makes a point of mentioning homosexuality occurs among other species of birds as well, and thus isn't "against nature" as some so loudly like to claim. Nature's full of it, science has documented. So shut it.)

Even made icons for them, because they are adorable.
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Date a Scot!

And you can vote and be in the draw to win a trip to Scotland and meet one of the kilted fellows. Alas, no Tennant. Wah.

[livejournal.com profile] misscam's LiveJournal popularity rating is 5.76/10.
[livejournal.com profile] misscam is more popular than 99.948% of all LiveJournal users.
[livejournal.com profile] misscam is more popular than 98.7% of their mutual friends.

How popular are you?
LJ Popularity created by [livejournal.com profile] thehumangame.

Hum. So, are there going to be wank over who's more popular than who, I wonder...
misscam: (Mountains Norway)
Nooooorway. Go Olympic team, go! Today's events include Nordic combined and biathlon, both of which we have kickass people in.

Opening Ceremony yesterday was very... Latex-y. What was with the skating firehead red latex dudes, anyway? I get they were meant to be fire and all, but beyond that I just shake my head and have more alcohol. Liked the ski-jumping figures they had, and the lighting of the Olympic flame. So, okay done so far, Italy.

Now, bring on the real fun - which is kicking Sweden's ass in the medal tally. Haha!

Anti-US movie a hit in Turkey

The film is due for release in Europe soon. Then it is off to the US.

Ooooooh dear.

Meanwhile, if you hate sports, I offer you - swimming cat!

Watch the cuteness )

(Story behind those pics - poor kitty had leg problems so bad he might have to be put down. Weren't strong enough to carry him and nothing seemed to help, until a vet had the idea of swimming exercises to strengthen the muscles. And it worked. Cat doesn't have to be put down, and swims like whoa.)
misscam: (DrWporn by binx_349)
First, a heartily thank you to everyone who answered my last post with icons. I adore you all immensly, you much-too-giving people. I've taken quite a few of them. Whee! And now that my cunning plan to get [livejournal.com profile] lotus79 hooked on Doctor Who as well, I'm a happy camper. (Seems to have dragged a few more into it, too. Muhahaha.)

So I met ligaras from YTDAW earlier today.

It's kinda odd meeting someone from the Net, since you know them, but you don't really. And I tend to keep my online life and real life apart, so doubly odd having someone talk to you about your fics to your face. But she's delightful and we talked for quite a while. Bashed Bush more than a bit, I fear. Always a popular pasttime with Norwegians. (And ye Gods, the American embassy in Norway has turned into Fortress America. They got more security there than we have to get into Parliament or our government buildings, for crying out loud. Feels so out of place in Norway.)

And she gave me season five of CSI, which I will peek at over the next week or so. Remains to see if that is enough to drag me away from the shininess of Doctor Who. (Wanna bet?)

Platform for new Norwegian 'Red-Green' government emerges - good news for you, [livejournal.com profile] maureenlycaon. They're not gonna allow wolf hunts. Our wolves will be safe for four years at least. We'll also wrap up our committment in Afghanistan and Iraq and instead uses our forces more on UN missions. There will be oil drilling in the Barents sea, but certain areas will not be touched and it won't be rushed into. A gender-neutral marriage law will be suggested (replacing the current 'civil marriages' for gays if it passes). Possibly adoption rights too. Foreign policy will be slightly less bow-to-the-US. No application to join the EU will be put forth these four years. There will be a 'clean-up' grant for natural gas refineries. We'll probably get our first female Finance Minister. Actually, we might for the first time get a majority of women as ministers, but I'll get back to you on that one.

This is how Norway will be run the next four years. Don't expect too many great changes. We'll be much the same as we've always been.

Steady as we go, eh?

And fittingly...

Miss Cam - Wanted For... )

'Words I like' meme )

And in today's entertainment - Worst Romance novel covers of 2004

To quote:
So the cover tells me this is about a ménage a trois in a spaceship designed by aliens with Earth auto fetishes, in which the lightning propelled buttocks of one man thrust him with such vigor into the woman she kicks a hole in the ceiling, causing an air leak into space that they must figure out how to stop before they die. Let's hope that other guy is MacGyver. Did I get it right?
misscam: (MostlyHarmless by hippiegeek_icon)
Nigeria scam letters just get more and more stupid, don't they?

Apparently I've been selected by God... Or something )

Should I reply with just how much I want to use the 'money' for atheist and scientific purposes, you think?
misscam: (No Cows by elvea_aure)
Am home. Have headache. Have been a good writing girl, though. Finished writing ch. 24 of East of the Sun, West of the Moon. Yay me. And ch. 18 and 19 are up, here & here on ff.net, and here at CSI Forensics. Reviews and feedback make Cam a happy, happy gal.

ETA: I think my beta for this story needs some time to deal with various life things. Would someone like to take over beta duties for it?

So does this No Cows icon (made by [livejournal.com profile] elvea_aure). Hehehehe. And indeed, the No Cows spoke and the people listened. Dutch vote no for constitution
Possible reasons for no result

And dad, true to form, texted me with "Long live the Netherlands". I'm gonna send him the No Cows. He'll love them.

Oh, and Ramsey made me Yoblinger of the month for her site. (The interview will be up there later.) I'm flattered. Must seduce more people over to the pairing now.

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Meanwhile, some teases of future East of the Sun, West of the Moon chapters. Bit spoilerish.

Tease me, Cam! )
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Did you know there's Lutefisk on Mars? (Another image here). Me thinks someone with Norwegian heritage works at NASA, oh yes. There's also Drammensfjorden. The real Drammensfjord here on Earth is actually the fjord nearby where my parents live. (You can see a picture of it here.) Cam was much amused, oh yes.

Finally, maybe a break in the Scream case

I went on a mad CSIfic a-writing spree the last few days and actually wrote four chapters in two days. My poor beta... And poor Warrick and Catherine, who I am quite mean to. Ah well. They get to have lots and lots of sex, so they'll forgive me, I'm sure.

Football season starts this weekend! In case you were unaware, I a great lover of football (the European kind, that is - what Americans call soccer) and watch the Norwegian league very closely. Expect some posts on it here and there, not that anyone other than [livejournal.com profile] norwegianne will care much ;) Mmm, balls...

Gary Dourdan's getting an official website - looking pretty good. Mmm, Gary...

Sometimes I do wonder if not my ultimate fantasy is to make a football team of all my various Lust Objects and thus combine two very nice hobbies. Lustballs, anyone?

ETA: UFOs piloted by *demons*?! (Link from [livejournal.com profile] maureenlycaon) Them logic, them hurts.

ETA2: That's quite the wedding gown, there Found on Ugly Wedding Dress

ETA3: All Finnish lies! LIES!
misscam: (Asatru)
This was shown me by [livejournal.com profile] maureenlycaon

From Pagan humour, a little tale. I quote:

Once upon a time, some members of the Ku Klux Klan went out.... )


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