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misscamThis story made me laugh way too much
"But it was difficult finding somewhere to put my CS spray. There was nowhere for the handcuffs, but then Batman does not need handcuffs."
PC Eames said: "The bad thing about the operation is that we had to endure hours of terrible puns from PC Holman."
WIN.
Nine, Rose and Jack as My Little Ponies.
There's dumb - and there's Caps Lock dumb.
So, been watching way too much Grey's Anatomy the last few days, after I got season two on DVD from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
falena84. I got the first season soundtrack too, but I've decided I need to get myself Grey's Anatomy season two soundtrack as well. Was one song on the show I really got taken with - so I went to look it up and turned out it was "Grace Master" by Kate Havnevik. And damned if she isn't Norwegian and has been singing with Røyksopp, one of my favourite bands. I so don't pay attention. Lose for me.
I need to get myself that song, yes.
Conclusions formed while watching season two of Grey's Anatomy:
- I would have Bailey's babies without a second's "ow! Vagina!" because the world needs more Bailey-spawns. BAILEY FOR RULER OF THE WORLD.
- Derek sure got nasty a while there. But I don't actually mind him with Meredith, so... Shag away, elevator bunnies.
- George is love. But he should never cut his hair after distasterous sex ever. You hear me, George? Also, shag Izzie at some point. Just because she'd bake you muffins after and you could put funny faces on them in frosting.
- Alex does sort of grow on you. Like fungus.
- Addison is yay. But more yay when she isn't trying to make her marriage work. Go on a he-rampage, She-Shepherd.
- EYECANDY HEY
- Burke/Cristina are hot and don't make out enough. But they're also kind of annoying with the non-communication thing. Further studies are needed to decide whether or not I will ship.
- Derek, why do you steal women's panties? You seem to have some sort of sniff fixation, you do.
- How much TMI do those poor patients get about the Doctors treating them? Sheesh. It's like walking into Porn Big Brother without applying.
- STFU Meredith. Get Derek's tongue in your mouth and whine less at times, okay?
- I only snort at Denny's death, but the dog bites it and I whimper like a child deprived of candy. I am patethic.
- *That's* a season cliffhanger? Please. Easy solution - do them both!
In short, me likes. In a crack-filled, eyecandy-crowded way. Yes.
Meanwhile, in CSI fandom...
Deciding on a thread name creates some trouble in Snickers land:
no offence, but i dont think we shouldnt be allowed to say WE think snickers is better then GSR, we aint dissing it, we are saying WE think our ship is better. i dont want to start trouble, but i dont think that rule applies in this case, i mean if we said, GSR SUCKS SNICKERS RULES, then it would make sense, but in this case i dont feel it fits. we arent dissing GSR we are saying WE think snickers is better. (...)
no offence, bu not letting up have those titles, that could be in relation to all relationships in general, spesh cheating isnt cheating its its love, but letting grillows have their name is hypocrytical. if it was equal for all i would still be pissed but would accept it, but its not so im pissed and dont accept it because its not fair.
Mods commence the smackdown:
Stop trolling each other. Grow the hell up. These are pretend characters. These pretend characters are not having sex with each other in real life, OK? Sorry to be so blunt, but I've lost mods in the past over this stupid crap and it STILL GOES ON.
It's all about the dangers of chocolate:
And I've only heard of one good scene in the future, and I'm spoiled through ep 11! It's depressing. I honestly think TPTB are so threatened by Snickers that they won't give us any this season. It's depressing. God forbid anything threaten GSR.
Much ado about why Grissom and Sara should shag for art:
So when they moved into it, it must have been somewhat awkward at times, but still intense. I imagine Grissom putting himself under some sexual performance pressure at first and not quite sure what the best approach is. I imagine Sara suddenly getting what she really wants and going for it big time and without reservations. Grissom is probably really eager to please her, covering up his doubts and inexperience. Its not like he’s an instant sex machine or tantric god. He probably hasn’t had sex for years. But then he finds out that she really likes it and gains more confidence. She is obviously very satisfied but it all, and opens up even more. Seeing her flower like that in her femininity he just flies. And he learns. That’s exactly what ticks him off, seeing her more joyful than ever before. So for both of them is like a big discovery. Its like the new found land that they never even suspected existed. They sort of perceive themselves as the first man and the first woman in the Garden of Eden. They can’t believe what’s happening and how good it all is and feels. And they do it with an innocence of teenagers (they are both late bloomers!!!). They don’t really have that much of an experience of these love matters in their lives. It has all the wonder of the first time discovery and they do believe themselves the luckiest man and woman.(...)
Also, I am reminded of the closeness between sex and death which in this show is so masterfully conveyed. In the sexual climax we disappear for a few moments, so it’s like a small death. So again being sexually intimate is another way to demonize our own death, a topic so alive for Grissom. Isn’t sex just another way to become friends with it, not just for Grissom and Sara but also for us, consumers of entertainment?
So I demand the satisfaction to see them do it!
PS: they both like it better when Sara is on top!
Fanfics strike back:
Dun, dun, dun…..Ha ha. I wrote this after last season’s final episode and I thought that someone here might find it amussing. I did. I really dislike the whole SarahxGrissom pairing going on. (GregxSarah forever!!!!!!!!!!) So this was my way at rebelling, for lack of a better word. Let me know what you think! No Flames!
"But it was difficult finding somewhere to put my CS spray. There was nowhere for the handcuffs, but then Batman does not need handcuffs."
PC Eames said: "The bad thing about the operation is that we had to endure hours of terrible puns from PC Holman."
WIN.
Nine, Rose and Jack as My Little Ponies.
There's dumb - and there's Caps Lock dumb.
So, been watching way too much Grey's Anatomy the last few days, after I got season two on DVD from
falena84. I got the first season soundtrack too, but I've decided I need to get myself Grey's Anatomy season two soundtrack as well. Was one song on the show I really got taken with - so I went to look it up and turned out it was "Grace Master" by Kate Havnevik. And damned if she isn't Norwegian and has been singing with Røyksopp, one of my favourite bands. I so don't pay attention. Lose for me. I need to get myself that song, yes.
Conclusions formed while watching season two of Grey's Anatomy:
- I would have Bailey's babies without a second's "ow! Vagina!" because the world needs more Bailey-spawns. BAILEY FOR RULER OF THE WORLD.
- Derek sure got nasty a while there. But I don't actually mind him with Meredith, so... Shag away, elevator bunnies.
- George is love. But he should never cut his hair after distasterous sex ever. You hear me, George? Also, shag Izzie at some point. Just because she'd bake you muffins after and you could put funny faces on them in frosting.
- Alex does sort of grow on you. Like fungus.
- Addison is yay. But more yay when she isn't trying to make her marriage work. Go on a he-rampage, She-Shepherd.
- EYECANDY HEY
- Burke/Cristina are hot and don't make out enough. But they're also kind of annoying with the non-communication thing. Further studies are needed to decide whether or not I will ship.
- Derek, why do you steal women's panties? You seem to have some sort of sniff fixation, you do.
- How much TMI do those poor patients get about the Doctors treating them? Sheesh. It's like walking into Porn Big Brother without applying.
- STFU Meredith. Get Derek's tongue in your mouth and whine less at times, okay?
- I only snort at Denny's death, but the dog bites it and I whimper like a child deprived of candy. I am patethic.
- *That's* a season cliffhanger? Please. Easy solution - do them both!
In short, me likes. In a crack-filled, eyecandy-crowded way. Yes.
Meanwhile, in CSI fandom...
Deciding on a thread name creates some trouble in Snickers land:
no offence, but i dont think we shouldnt be allowed to say WE think snickers is better then GSR, we aint dissing it, we are saying WE think our ship is better. i dont want to start trouble, but i dont think that rule applies in this case, i mean if we said, GSR SUCKS SNICKERS RULES, then it would make sense, but in this case i dont feel it fits. we arent dissing GSR we are saying WE think snickers is better. (...)
no offence, bu not letting up have those titles, that could be in relation to all relationships in general, spesh cheating isnt cheating its its love, but letting grillows have their name is hypocrytical. if it was equal for all i would still be pissed but would accept it, but its not so im pissed and dont accept it because its not fair.
Mods commence the smackdown:
Stop trolling each other. Grow the hell up. These are pretend characters. These pretend characters are not having sex with each other in real life, OK? Sorry to be so blunt, but I've lost mods in the past over this stupid crap and it STILL GOES ON.
It's all about the dangers of chocolate:
And I've only heard of one good scene in the future, and I'm spoiled through ep 11! It's depressing. I honestly think TPTB are so threatened by Snickers that they won't give us any this season. It's depressing. God forbid anything threaten GSR.
Much ado about why Grissom and Sara should shag for art:
So when they moved into it, it must have been somewhat awkward at times, but still intense. I imagine Grissom putting himself under some sexual performance pressure at first and not quite sure what the best approach is. I imagine Sara suddenly getting what she really wants and going for it big time and without reservations. Grissom is probably really eager to please her, covering up his doubts and inexperience. Its not like he’s an instant sex machine or tantric god. He probably hasn’t had sex for years. But then he finds out that she really likes it and gains more confidence. She is obviously very satisfied but it all, and opens up even more. Seeing her flower like that in her femininity he just flies. And he learns. That’s exactly what ticks him off, seeing her more joyful than ever before. So for both of them is like a big discovery. Its like the new found land that they never even suspected existed. They sort of perceive themselves as the first man and the first woman in the Garden of Eden. They can’t believe what’s happening and how good it all is and feels. And they do it with an innocence of teenagers (they are both late bloomers!!!). They don’t really have that much of an experience of these love matters in their lives. It has all the wonder of the first time discovery and they do believe themselves the luckiest man and woman.(...)
Also, I am reminded of the closeness between sex and death which in this show is so masterfully conveyed. In the sexual climax we disappear for a few moments, so it’s like a small death. So again being sexually intimate is another way to demonize our own death, a topic so alive for Grissom. Isn’t sex just another way to become friends with it, not just for Grissom and Sara but also for us, consumers of entertainment?
So I demand the satisfaction to see them do it!
PS: they both like it better when Sara is on top!
Fanfics strike back:
Dun, dun, dun…..Ha ha. I wrote this after last season’s final episode and I thought that someone here might find it amussing. I did. I really dislike the whole SarahxGrissom pairing going on. (GregxSarah forever!!!!!!!!!!) So this was my way at rebelling, for lack of a better word. Let me know what you think! No Flames!
