Wanks, interview and missed stuff

[misscam]

I sense a sneak *eyes flist*

But since wank was brought up...

Wanky CSI shippers - what shock

Oh, C/W lot - why do you make me sad? I'm starting to think fandom really will implode. Everyone's so strained, and already flailing and spoilers for the finale make me wonder and I've strengthened the wank shelter. If this blows, it will be baaaaad. And kinda funny.

If sex on the whole is not bad, why all of the suffering? Why is there no rampant disease sweeping us off in other physical activities? Do you really think it's an issue of ignorance about safety? You go against God's design, it will turn out death.

Funny how many heathens are still alive then, huh? Also, please be reading up about medicine and understanding it, mmkay?

Cherry Chernobyl and Potato Surprise and other things ice cream might be named

I laughed far too much at all that. Also, need ice cream.

Ze interview meme:
01- Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02- I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
03- You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
04- You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05- When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions

As asked by sparklechick268:

1) If you were the Doctor, what would be your trademark clothing?

Oh dear. I'd have a lot of hairpins that I'd vary in colour and kind, and green pants, green top and a short, black leather jacket. Oh, and since I do have the breasts I have, a bit of a cleavage.

2) Your most hated actor/actress is... Why?

Tom Cruise. I don't like having religion shoved in my face, and that isn't changed by the fact that he's a faaaaaamous actor and the religion-slash-cultish-scam is scientology. Shut up, Cruise.

3) What's your favourite quote from Doctor Who?

I am sonic-ed up!

4) What's the most outrageous thing you've done this year?

Um. Haven't really done anything this year yet, but last year, I kissed a 65-year-old guy with tongue. Shut up. He was hot.

5) You are given the opportunity to write an episode in the new series of Doctor Who. What would happen in it?

The Doctor and Rose would go back to 1066, when Harald of Norway tried to invade Britain - as the Vikings have been infiltrated by aliens with their own agenda. The Doctor would pretend Rose was his 'spoils of plunder', and do a very poor job of it. Rose would help save the day with mead, the Doctor would help save the day by licking helmets, and they both would get a little sad about all the slaughter and go get drunk on Rose's mead. Then there would be snogging, because I am a shipper and want fanboys to flail.

And another meme that was rather interesting:
How many times has someone on your friends list posted about something and you were really confused, but you didn't want to ask because you knew you should know? How many times have you felt 'guilty' asking a close LJ friend a question that should be 'obvious'?

Well, here's your chance.

If you've missed a few things, missed an entry and are confused, ask me anything. Even something extremely basic. I'm not allowed to get even slightly irritated at any of the questions -- we've all missed things before.

Comments

[vandonovan.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, you don't know me very well and this could be a fun way to get to know each other, so interview away. :)

Also, I insist you put together your Doctor outfit and take pictures, because . . . I think that'd be fabulous. In fact, I think that should be a meme. Using items from your closet, people should take photos of them as their version of the Doctor. Ha.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What's the weirdest thing you have for breakfast?

2. How do you feel about socks?

3. Which country's name do you find utterly delightful, and why?

4. Your favourite bit of Doctor Who trivia.

5. You must live on one dish for the rest of your life. Which would it be?

As for your insit - I'd have to get such a leather jacket first.

[silvery-lass.livejournal.com]

Okay, interview me!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What would be poetic justice for Fred Phelps?

2. Kungen. Love him or hate him?

3. What sport do you wish Sweden could crush Norway in?

4. What one shallow thing could you never give up?

5. What's your favourite colour of nailpolish?

[reia.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll bite: Interview me! And please, be as creepy as you like. ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. You're President, Congress and Surpreme Court of the US all at once for one day. What do you do?

2. What TV program do you wish could be wiped from history and your screen forever?

3. Similarly, what movie?

4. What book should Bush read at once?

5. How muh money would you need to be paid to eat catfood?

[jadekirk.livejournal.com]

LOL, interview me please!!!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. Barty's tongue versus Ten's tongue - declare a winner.

2. What would you take with you from the future, excluding winning lottory numbers and the like?

3. What is your most hated domestic task?

4. Which is the worst colour?

5. What would you do with a day off, all expenses paid for whatever you'd want to do?

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

Interview me.

What kind of Doctor would you be? Purely curious. Angsty like Nine, a bit childish like Four, insane like Ten, a bit detached like Eleven?

I have yet to understand the appeal of pistatio ice cream...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hum. I'd probably be a Plotting Doctor, thinking ahead a lot and have plans for most possible happenings. I'd probably have them numbered, and catalogued.

I'd only get angsty now and then, and then I'd let it all out in bursts.

1. Who are the true animal overlords of us?

2. What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

3. What do you miss most in the fanfics you read at the moment?

4. What ice cream flavour doesn't get enough love?

5. What is your quest?

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Why is there no rampant disease sweeping us off in other physical activities?

Um...you mean, like the heart attacks that accompany many athletic disciplines? Or like the cancers that come from too much cell phone useage? Christ on a cracker, I hate morons.

Then there would be snogging, because I am a shipper and want fanboys to flail.

::laughing::

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Morons make me sad, because I want to hit them with Books With Facts.

:P

[cedara]

Interview me!

(But I reserve the right to be evasive if you get too creepy *g*)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What thing of the 70s do you wish would come back?

2. If you had to give up one of your five favourite shows for world peace, which would it be?

3. Speaking of world peace - what slogan would it need to win the world over?

4. What's the creepiest thing you've come across on the Net?

5. What slash couple do you wish was Canon and why?

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

See, I knew this was a good idea...you always find the wank! Hysterical!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's very easy to find - just requires the will to endure stupidity as you go hunting.

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

Cheery Cherry Chernobyl?

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

And oh yes, interview me.

[elfie-samurai.livejournal.com]

*pokes head around the corner shyly* Interview me?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What's the most awesome feline species, historic or current?

2. If you had to lose one sense of hearing or seeing, which would you pick?

3. What shape do you wish more soaps came in?

4. What book do you hate that everyone else love?

5. What's the sexiest line a man can say?

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Interview meeee *whiny attention whore mode*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. You are FMA fandom overlady. What is your first decree?

2. Doctor Who fandom could teach one think to FMA fandom. What would it be?

3. What do you wish people knew about your country?

4. What is love about geeks?

5. Who needs to STFU the most in the whole of any fandom?

[avonassac.livejournal.com]

Ouu, this is fun. Interview me. :)

and yay. Wank. I swear, I don't even need to go to fandom wank with you and Kay on my list :P

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. How would an ideal Firefly/CSI crossover go?

2. What is one thing you love about Canada, and what is one thing you hate?

3. When will pigs fly?

4. How would you love for Grissom and Sara to finally get it on?

5. What's the silliest thing you read today?

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Please to not be giving Christianity a bad name, thanks (the wankers, not misscam). You're making a whole lot of people ashamed of sharing the same religion.

Interviews? o.O Nobody told me there'd be an interview. Please do.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. If you were to start a religion of your own, what would it be like?

2. Most boring thing you did today?

3. Breakfast - milk or water with?

4. What kind of flower would you like to fill a garden with?

5. What's one thing to love about winter?

[hippydeath.livejournal.com]

I am constantly astounded and highly amused at your ability to find the wank, and it fascinates me even though it isn't in my fandom (thus proving that wank is a universal entertainment)

Interview me please?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. If we ever found a dinosaur in some forgotten valley of the world, what dinosaur would you like it to be?

2. Most inane title for a song you know?

3. What's the funniest word in another language you know?

4. Which movie are you currently dying to see?

5. What flavour toothpaste ought to be banned?

[antistar-e.livejournal.com]

Hey, sweet! I wanna get asked creepy questions by a new person on the flist! ^.^

Interview me, please =D

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What top should Rose never ever wear again?

2. What would you do if the TARDIS did land in your garden?

3. What's a book you loved when younger and now cringe in embarassement just remembering liking it?

4. If you had to shag a politician of your country, who and why?

5. You're on Big Brother. When would you go insane?

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

Interview the attention whore!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What's one advantage of being an attention whore?

2. What song wouldn't you be caught dead humming, yet sometimes find yourself doing against your will?

3. What's the best flavour of chocolate? Dark, light, what?

4. Why do doves cry?

5. What's teh last fanfic you read, and how was it?

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

Sorry if this is personal...but what age did you lose you virginity---and was it meaningful?

Meep, interview!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

16. What do you mean by 'meaningful', though? It was a first time, he was a nice guy and I felt in love at the time. That's about it.

1. What's the most annoying animal sound known to man?

2. If you could change one thing about your favourite book, what would it be?

3. Who's the hottest guy you know who aren't famous?

4. And the famous one?

5. Would you marry Prince Charles for the title?

[wingstar.livejournal.com]

*waves* Interview me?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hello stranger.

1. What's a good thing about living in Alabama?

2. What's a bad?

3. What TV series should be required watchin for the whole world, and why?

4. Best Monty Python line.

5. Why did pirates say 'yarrrrr'?

[little-baldwin.livejournal.com]

Alright. Even though we don't know each other well, interview me. ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. Snape or Alan Rickman, your preference?

2. What's the most important thing fandom's taught you?

3. What do you wish you could go back and tell yourself a year ago?

4. Why do the toast always fall butterside down?

5. What would you least of all want to find in your bed?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bubamara_/]

I know I'm going to regret this. :)

I know you don't know me, but if you're curious, interview me.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What's your icon about?

2. What one class in school do you wish you'd paid attention to now?

3. What's the one thing that makes you go 'aww' without fail?

4. What's the yuckiest thing you've found in your soup?

5. What would you never wear, even on the pain of death?

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Oooh, interview me!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. Aside from the Doctor, what's the one role you'd die to see Tennant in?

2. Dream episode of Doctor Who?

3. If you could change one thing about Australia, what would it be?

4. Why do Americans drink Foster's?

5. If Ten had a little name for his tongue, what would it be?

[ericasj.livejournal.com]

LOL I was one of the wankers. Didn't like what the mod in question had been doing and finally decided to speak up. So I win. *shrugs*

Soilers? Will believe them when I see them.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, the mods as TalkCSI can wank as much as the rest of them, no doubt. I think that place just brings out the wank in everyone, or something.

Oh yes. But if they don't come to pass, GSR fandom will implode, so either way, fandom's in for bang times.

[sparklechick268.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see that outfit. I can so imagine the array of hairpins!

*interview me*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

1. What's the most useless job in the world?

2. Is the grass greener on the other side?

3. If the BBC allowed you to design a monster for Doctor Who, what would it be?

4. And how would the Doctor defeat it?

5. Plastic Christmas trees, yes or no?

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

The Doctor and Rose would go back to 1066, when Harald of Norway tried to invade Britain

*squees insanely* I'd DEFINITELY watch that. Shippiness, DT, Vikings and Anglo-Saxons - oh me, oh my!

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Interview me.
Or don't. Whatev.

The black and tan thing?
Stupid. It's a drink. What about Karamel Sutra? Or Phish food? Someone may be related to someone who, I donno, died having sex. Or someone who died because of phishing. oh noes!

Everyone has been doing the interview meme.