Lessons of work

[misscam]

Lesson learned at work today - it's very hard to wank off a ram.

I learned this because someone called and wanted to know if where I work could test a particular hormone that was apparently used in semen-withdrawl from sheep. I proceeded to listen to a lot more details about this - and how it was done with cows, who are apparently easier and clearly more sexually liberated - than I'm sure I actually wanted to ever know.

YAY EDUCATION?

Then I got to transport heroin samples for drug-sniffing dogs to train with.

My job is cracked. I loves it.

Comments

[silvery-lass.livejournal.com]

What heck do you work with?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We make, analyze and package stuff for pharmacies in Norway.

[fantasyprone.livejournal.com]

...what...? XD;; What?? It's time for another episode of "Episodes of the Croc Hunter You Never Saw!"

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

I'm not sure I want to know how you'd wank off a crocodile.

[dune-drd.livejournal.com]

What do you do for a living again? Sounds like the kind of job I'd love to have ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Atm, I work for "Pharmacy Production" (approx. translation of the Norwegian name). We make various stuff for pharmacies and for companies that make pills. We have a lab where we analyze pharmaseutical stuff as well.

Hence the hormone related question.

[lyricalviolet.livejournal.com]

Your job is tons better than mine. And sounds ten times more interesting. I'm jealous! However, withdrawal of sheep semen and heroin seem a hell of a way to finish out a week, eh?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

At least it wasn't dull.

[lyricalviolet.livejournal.com]

True dat.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows spring is for shagging.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tallian_/]

semen-withdrawl

So clinical. Yet also so ... icky. Poor sheep, sexually repressed.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I had no idea sheep were such prudes compared to cows.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tallian_/]

So the sheep are American and the cows are European?

We are descended from Puritans, after all. We're all "boobies dangerous, terrible bloody gore A-OK!"

(I typed that A-OJ at first)

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

Just get 'celebrity' Rebecca Loos in, wanking off farm animals is her speciality.

[falena]

Your job is made of win. Especially because it gives me the opportunity to bring out my cow icon.

[aka-paloma.livejournal.com]

Uuuuhhh... Ummmm... Er... Nope. I have no rejoinder, no comment, no...nothing really. What can one say to that? I am rendered speechless.

[lickerish.livejournal.com]

Hah, well it sounds like you've got more daily variety than the rest of us.

This is Chelsea, I just got the package yesterday. Thanks so much, I really appreciate it. What was the total amount? I can paypal it to your email address I presume? I would have wrote you an email but I wasn't sure it would get through because of last time.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Total was 85 NOK. And yeah, paypal's fine. camilla.sandman at gmail dot com is the e-mail I use for it.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

rofl! I wants your job, it sounds like fun.

I have learned more about slurry pumping at my job than I ever wanted to know, but that is nowhere near as fun as ram semen. Srsly.

Though that reminds me... Luke rented Jackass 2 on Sunday. OMG, TMI. Very funny, but in a horrified fascination kind of way. (the reason it reminded me is one of the segments involves them "milking" a stallion. And don't ask what they did with the results, because I almost chucked.)