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And now for some (take a deep breath) ski-turned-blowjob-joke-turned-Norwegains-versus-Aussies-turned-ski-debate-turned-Finnish-versus-Norwegians-turned-whale-hunting-discussion-turned-US-vesus-Norwegians-turned-WWII-debate-turned-reconcilliation-over-soda wank.

I ain't kidding.

Backstory: Lars Berger wins the 30 kilometre ski in the WC Nordic Events. The weather turned bad for later starters, and many say this is why he won. (He says so as well.) A few days later, he is a part of the Norwegian relay team that wins gold. During a report on it for a sports program on state channel NRK, he is seen making a rather sexual gesture in the back of the car about teh female reporter. The channel apologises for letting it air, the skier apologises for making the gesture, the reporter assures she is not offended and all is well in the kingdom. But not on YouTube, where the video is put up and quickly gets hundreds of thousands of hits and quite a few comments.

They start out peacefully enough with Norwegians opining amongst themselves about it, and then...

Warning for some NWSF language in choice comments picked.

haha... This video shows how stupid norwegian people are!! LOL!!! Way to go Norway!!!! idiots

Fuck you. We are the worlds richest country. We didnt get there by being stupid. And where are you from!? Aussie! DUDE! YEAH DUDE! LETS GO SURF, DUDE! Wake up an take a look at the world, fucker. I hate people with stupid comments like that! Im proud to be norwegian. Yes.

Only cos you have the highest prices in the world for cars, petrol and food. You walk around with smiles on your faces cos the government fucks you up the arse on a daily basis!!

The man is an idiot and won only because the weather changed bad for the better skiers

Araskila: Welcome to the world. It snows. Get used to it.

hahaha norway sucks. ppl are poor as shit in there. just cause you guys happen to have oil doesnt mean you guys are smart or good or anything else. you guys suck!

actually.. people are rich as shit in Norway... And people are also smart over there... like half of the US has norwegian relativs.. I guess you should check your sources before you say stupid things like that.

same goes for you hahahah "like half of the US has norwegian relativs" know u're "exagerating"(cant spell that friggin word but u prolly know what i mean) but norway has like 5-6 million citizens and usa had like 300million... u see the problem dont u ? ^^ <3 norway =)

I am an American living in Norway and I can tell you that the population of the country is 4.7 million people. The population of the United States is closer to 300 million. Could you tell me what mathematical or other formula you used to come up with your declaration that half of the US has Norwegian relatives? If you can prove it, you might even get a Nobel Prize. Jævla idiot.

And what do you really got in Finland? Crappy nokia phones? A lot of Alcohol? Oh yeah. matti nykänen is cool. And all Finnish skiers are junkies. Perkele! Ok I'm glad i live in nowway anyway.

WTF Norway is like the riches contry in the world! and u are from "suomi" heahehaheahehaheahheaheah u guys are poor like the russians! hheahehaheha and u are smart like the dudesons

norway rules? What do you rule? Whale hunting..? Stupid skiing? Sucking each others dicks like this berger? Are you good at anything else? And you fight wars like a bunch of little pussies.. remember?

Hello! Before you speak/write make a research first. Those whales that you speak of that are being hunted by Norwegians are called Minky whales and they have a big population. That is the only species of whales Norwegians hunt and they only take small numbers. This hunt is ecologically sustainable and also keeps the balance since there is no direct predator of these whale species. Also these whales deplete fish population if their numbers are not in control.

So you're Norwegian and you support killing whales? Guess what, you don't know what you're talking about. Fuck you and fuck the whalers. Like I said, most Norwegians are cool- but those who support whaling are ASSHOLES!

Well it is YOU that doesnt understand. I guess you skipped your biology class then. Without balance in ecology things will just ran out of control. Go back to school and please mind your language. It just shows how uneducated you are.

Shut up. You have no clue of what you speak. Do you think you're God- able to make things in balance. Whales are already being threatened by Global Warming you numbnuts. Quit killing the whales!

@asdffd - It is you who have no clue on what you speak. I can just sense you are some sort of a hillbilly who knows a little about the world. I didn't say I am God it is just simple biology/ecology explanations.
Talking about Global Warming, it's your country who produces/emits more CO2 and didnt even signed the Kyoto agreement to lessen CO2 emission. Hypocrites!!!


Hey you Norwegian douchebags- I don't give a fuck about Germany, though I have lived there and it's also very nice. But Japan, Iceland, and Norway- these are decent countries where the people are fucked in the head when it comes to whaling. Your positions are downright EVIL! Stop believing the propaganda the whalers are feeding you and learn to think for yourself.

[On asked where he's from...]God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.


are you so stupid too think that all norway is doing is whaling?then you must learn som more about the most beautiful country in the world. in fact whaling to day is nothing. noway only catch 5% of all whales been cought... dont you think america does enything wrong? then you dont know a damn shit obout the world to day!

"then you must learn som more about the most beautiful country in the world."
What is there to learn? I grew up in the US- the most gorgeous nation on earth. I've spent time in Trondheim & Oslo and the fjords and up above the Arctic circle- Norway sucks! And leave the whales alone.


Sucking dick is not a trivial feat. Ask your former president.

Most Norweagians does not even know we're killing whales. Just like you Americans, none of you know where Europe is.

The norwegians will stop killing whales when you crazy bitches stop killing other people

I wasn't the first to bring up whaling. Someone else did. I merely mentioned I thought it was ashame Norwegians have chosen to be one of the only groups of people on earth who still kill them. After I said that the shit hit the fan with Norwegians coming out of the woodwork to defend their slaughter of whales and calling me names. Ungrateful scumbags. You need to learn to respect all that America has given you.

Yeah, that's just the attitude that makes you guys loved all over the world these days.
PS. As I told you below, if we were going to be your serfs forever just because had mutual interests in WWII then we'd also have to hate the Germans forever, no? Not to mention, we'd have to fellate the Russians for all eternity for crushing Germany since they are the ones who offed 75 of the Wehrmacht. Oh wait, you would too. Quite a mess, eh?


To all my whale killing Norwegian friends- when your country and the rest of Europe was occupied by the Germans guess who saved Europe- you guessed it, AMERICA! You're welcome. Americans died saving your sorry asses- the least you can do is help us when it comes to the International Whaling Commission. But noooooooo- you'd rather stab us in the back and side with Japan and Iceland! Ungrateful cretins!

lol.. we saved your ass i WWII? That's the biggest load of rubbish ever... YOU EXPLOITED THE SITUATION TO BECOME A WORLD POWER!
You were just as much looking after no 1... Would it be in your interest to have Germany and Hitler or Russia and Stalin being a superpower? A counterpart in Europe?
Anyway... how the feck did this silly little vid get comments that veered off topic like this?


WOW! Your comment is spoken like a true Nazi collaborator. So you actually preferred having the Germans occupying your country (assuming your Norwegian)?! What a cowardly thing to say. Then again, given most Norwegians decided to make nice with the Nazis rather than fight for their homeland I guess your cowardice shouldn't surprise me. Norwegians are real tough when it comes to killing whales- otherwise I gues they are just enormous pussies.

Read WW2 history properly your american fuck! Norway had one of the most active resistance groups during WW2, and those who werent able resisted the nazis passively, my grandmother got arrested by the gestapo for printing illegal papers! I have never seen a whale my whole life, and 99% of norwegians dont even CARE about whaling. Shut the fuck up you ignorant, pathetic american!

You shouldnt be that harsh against your allies if you want the Norwegians to become more grateful for the US.. This kinda.., does not help, if thats the attitude youre showing when you have visited Norway, its not weird you dont like Norwegians, couse they sure ass hell wont like you..
Been there done that, helped the US in Afg..


Hehe, asdffd I am no supporter of whale killing. But its always amusing when an american mentions WW2. You did not even bother coming to aid us before Pearl Harbour. But not to be ungratefull, USA has done much good, the torture and a-bomb put aside. But whaling vs what you do at Guantanamo? I thin USA better fix problems in their own back yard first. Happy hunting.

Damn straight we take credit for saving the world- BECAUSE WE DID! While your cowardly asses were making nice with the Nazis we were kicking ass and taking names. If we hadn't saved your sorry asses you would either be Nazis or part of Russia by now. Think about that for a little while you unappreciative Norwegian! The least you could do is show a little respect by helping us out on the IWC.

Thank you for personally saving the world some 50 years ago. I have decided, -mostly because of this great ski-ww2-thread, to not go whaling tomorrow, and trust you will leave Iraq and Afghanistan in exchange for my official IWC-support.

I think it's incredibly fucked up that we invaded Iraq. But you should know Bush's popularity in the US is at 29%. The only people who support him are evangelical Christians and fanatical rightwingers. He is the worst president in my lifetime- worse than Nixon. Yes, the US is wrong when it comes to Global Warming and the Bush administration is terrible for the environment. But I still think Norway is wrong when it comes to whaling. Also, I'm vegan- I don't eat animals or wear them.

ahh! I can respect that! :)
thougth you may were one of those who eats every kinds of meat, wers fur and still complains about us hunting whales..


"ahh! I can respect that!"
Yet another reason why I like Norwegians- tolerance. In the US there is almost a knee jerk hatred of anyone who holds the sorts of beliefs I have concerning animals. I think Norwegians have a much more laid back live and let live attitude- which is a good thing. It's not a perfect place (nowhere is) but in general the people are more sane/thoughtful than us Americans. I could never see someone like Bush getting elected over there.


Actually, I'm as embarrased about the norwegian as well as the american (and whatever other country in this thread) arrogance here. Shut up and get back on topic.

fuck u americans!

Apparently killing whales is the only thing that make Norsemen feel like real men. Real tough guys. The truth is, as WWII proved, Norwegians would rather live on their knees as slaves, than stand up like men and fight on their feet. Why is it so hard for Norway to do the US this ONE FAVOR and support us on the IWC? Why must you stab your American saviors in the back?

U dont get that they're just making fun of people like yourself, making comments about killing whales. hihihæhæ fuck u

How may nazis stepped through the us backyard in ww2? Heh? Tell me that. Norway had 1 german to every 4 norwegians during the war. I wonder how the us had looked with almost one million germans running down their hill billie countryside! Or even better. 25% german soldiers running around?

Norway and N America are the same. Governed by idiots and populated by a majority of ignorant, self-loving, self-righteous and prejudiced white fat christians oblivious of both what goes on in the world and in their own country. Lars is gay.

Norway is over 70% atheistic bro, there's probably like 10% here that acctually belive in christianity. the US on the other hand is 75% christian and over half doesn't belive (nor understand apparantly) in evolution.
and have you even been to norway or tried to understand it's politics?


Hahaha this is too funny! Real world politics resolved on some trivial Youtube-forum of a Lars Berger sex video... What the heck do we need United Nations for? Thankyoutube!!

I do belive Mr. Berger shoot a whale once, yes he did, with his rifle. I do belive it was the 20 km in Kollen, cause it was the only thing he could hit that day. I do belive he got a "kant in" on one of the 20 whales that day, splendid shooting. He altso placed nr. 69, u got it, as nr. 69. The man is filled up with dirty toughts.

You Norwegians need to ease up. I think whaling is cruel and unnecessary. I've always thought it strange that Norway is one of the only countries left that engages in this primitive, barbaric behavior. It seems a contradiction given the seeming progressive values of its people. So I was wrong about Norwegians. I apologize for calling it a shithole. It's actually a pretty country. Can someone give me the name of that pink soda with the pink panther on the bottle?

Thanks;) It is called "Rosa Panter-brus"!

Thank you for the answer. I need to find some of that drink on ebay. It was quite yummy. Also, I take back all the mean shit I said about Norway. I really enjoyed my time travelling around the country. The people are smart and friendly. I hate whaling but that's about the only thing I don't like about Norway.

It just warms my heart to see how much stupidity different countries around the world can share. Let's have a drink in celebration of this common ground. Or just let's get drunk either way. Maybe on something pink.

ETA: I spoke too soon about reconcilliation. Now it's Brits versus Americans.

Do we Europeans like yanks? NO, do Brits want to be part of Iraq with the world's most useless friendly killing army that has ever slithered on this planet? NO!! Pull out of Iraq, leave Europe, and please fester and die in your own shit rather than making us endure it. The only good thing that America has done is make us Europeans closer, the English are even closer to the French now because our dislike of yanks! Case rested.

I could give two fucks if some stupid British asshole hates Americans. Guess what- most Americans don't even think about England. You are our BITCH! So suck it you shithead.

Your country is fucked, too many immigrants, rednecks and dumb fuck in breeders. I would rather have been under German occupation than American occupation any day; the Germans are damn nice people as are Norwegians.

Too many immigrants?! Considering you said you're an Englishman living in Norway YOU ARE A FUCKING IMMINGRANT you stupid hypocritical English douche. Fuck you, fuck your fucked up teeth, and fuck your shitty cuisine.

Let's get this American shit sorted out. They joined the war 2 years after the break out in Europe, and that was only in retaliation because of pearl harbour. The US has lost most wars, they were lucky enough to win the civil war, wonder why? As an Brit living in Norway, I have learnt first hand how they lived in an occupied country, you yanks would have shit in your diapers had the same happened in the US (by the way the abbreviation US means useless in Europe)

Fuck off you Limey prick! We kicked your asses out of our country a long time ago= Revolutionary War (War of Independence) and War of 1812. Also, we saved your fucking country in WWII- let there be no doubt about that. Also, what's up with all the grill problems in your country. Haven't you people heard of fluoride? Brush your teeth!

ETA the second: Apparently there's Germans fancying Lars Berger out there and making videos about it. Now we just need to get them involved and there will be even more wank about.

Date: 2007-03-10 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nirix5.livejournal.com
Death And Stupid- the Great Equalizers.

*raises toast*

And that video was freakin' hysterical.

Date: 2007-03-10 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Lars Berger is known to have a very... marked and particular sense of humour. Indeed. Also, he is a very, very good skier.

*clinks glass*

Date: 2007-03-10 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com
The reconciliation kills me dead. SO FUNNY.

Date: 2007-03-10 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Pink panther soda for world peace!

Date: 2007-03-10 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com
Maybe that's the secret to world peace. THEY SHOULD SERVE THAT SODA AT UN FUNCTIONS AND NUCLEAR TALKS.

Also, I love the way his teammate FACEPALMS. So much win.

Date: 2007-03-10 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
YES. WITH LITTLE PINK UMBRELLAS IN IT TOO.

It might even win the Nobel Peace Prize for it's reconcilliation powers.

It would totally make the bestest facepalm icon ever. You can totally see he knows so much stupidity is going to follow.

Date: 2007-03-10 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evilstorm.livejournal.com
AND A SLICE OF LEMON? OR IS THAT NOT HOW IT'S DRUNK

Hey, if it can make stupid people on youtube make up, it can do anything. That's the way I see it.

Yes! Amused facepalmness. Hee.

Date: 2007-03-10 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boz4pm.livejournal.com
It would totally make the bestest facepalm icon ever. You can totally see he knows so much stupidity is going to follow.
HA! Definitely! XD I think that's what makes it. "Okay, I'm so trying not to laugh but I canNOT believe you just did that!" lol!

Date: 2007-03-10 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyladybast.livejournal.com
That wank is the kind of thing TV specials are made of. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad one...

Date: 2007-03-10 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
If it bring teh funneh, it can only be good.

Date: 2007-03-10 04:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-03-10 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furius.livejournal.com
OT: what a pretty icon you have. *is mesmerized*

Date: 2007-03-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyladybast.livejournal.com
Thank you. [livejournal.com profile] siliconshaman made it, and graciously lets me use it. He made this one, too.

Date: 2007-03-10 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boz4pm.livejournal.com
Bwhahahahahahaha!

Ai, that's some fantabulous wankage there. Mine's a large one! Cheers! XD

Date: 2007-03-10 05:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] falena
Hahahah. International wank is the best.
I want pink panther soda now.

Date: 2007-03-10 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mage-of-time.livejournal.com
YouTube flame wars scare/amuse me. It's YouTube. Not exactly the most distinguished place to debate world affairs.

Date: 2007-03-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-andromache.livejournal.com
Oh dear Lord.

I think I need a drink after reading all that wank. :)

Date: 2007-03-11 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalldiver.livejournal.com
I really wish I hadn't read that. When will people realise that it is seriously disrespectful to drag something like World War Two into a 'my country's better than yours' wankfest. *Stabs the idiots*

But I had to laugh at the guy that said 'don't generalise America - only 29% of people support Bush in the US', and then goes on to say 'But all of Norway is evil for hunting Whales'.

So apparently whale hunting is something that every single person in Norway does? Is it like a weekly thing, 'come on kids, grab your harpoons!'

Is the wankshelter bar open? And is it selling those cool pink panther drinks?

Date: 2007-03-11 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adoraheatherly.livejournal.com
*stares*

It's like an international dumbass competition! Though if they handed out trophies for that sort of thing, I still think that Americans would walk away with the lot of them.

And all of that over a relatively minor incident. Wow.

*points to icon* I may have to make some of these for YouTube one of these days.

Date: 2007-03-12 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mademoisellenon.livejournal.com
Why, why, WHY must they always parrot, "oh, we saved you in WWII. Oh, we did this. Oh, we did that. Oh, where is Europe?"

Bloody fucking annoying! The whole pot calling kettle black is tremendously amusing.

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