Norway Sucks
Dec. 14th, 2005 04:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamYou call this winter, Norway? First there is no snow until sodding December, then you melt it all, snow again, make it icy and generally pretend it's October. Is this dignified for a country who prides itself on winter sports, huh? HUH?
Speaking of winter sports, what the sod is with the obsession for them? Is this country really so sad it will love anything that helps us pretend we're all arse-kicking when our football team can't even qualify for the World Cup? I mean, curling?
Incidentally, having the record for most zero point entries in Eurosong - usually a good sign we have the musical taste of tone-death pigeons. And we're not important. No, really, we're not. And why is the world noticing us something newsworthy? If we're pretending to be important, why are we also squee-ing whenever we do get noticed as if it's something that happens rarely enough to make it news? Logic, Norway. Embrace it.
Also, a frozen pizza is the most eaten meal of this fricking country? Get your head out of the microwave and discover the kitchen already.
Kthxbye.
Speaking of winter sports, what the sod is with the obsession for them? Is this country really so sad it will love anything that helps us pretend we're all arse-kicking when our football team can't even qualify for the World Cup? I mean, curling?
Incidentally, having the record for most zero point entries in Eurosong - usually a good sign we have the musical taste of tone-death pigeons. And we're not important. No, really, we're not. And why is the world noticing us something newsworthy? If we're pretending to be important, why are we also squee-ing whenever we do get noticed as if it's something that happens rarely enough to make it news? Logic, Norway. Embrace it.
Also, a frozen pizza is the most eaten meal of this fricking country? Get your head out of the microwave and discover the kitchen already.
Kthxbye.
