Cat versus Daleks, Fic Preview and Breathtaking Inanity

[misscam]

Well, bro is visiting for Christmas. I have great plans to get him to watch some Doctor Who. (insert evil laugh) My darling cat seemed very excited by this return - as I was trying to sleep, I suddenly spotted him attacking my Daleks. He nibbled on them, smacked them around with his paws, seemed to find the bumps very intriguing. After a while of that, he came to sleep in my bed, the Daleks left knocked down. Cat 1, Daleks 0.

So, anon, I've decided to take on your dark!fic challenge. I offer a bit of teasing cheese.

"The Daleks would kill all of creation. A billion planets - or just a few. I made the choice it would be the latter."

"You killed them. Your own people."

"Yes." His voice is harsh, burrowing into her. "I did it. My people died and I did it."

"But you're sorry," she replies, staring at him.

"I would do it again."

"No."

"I would."

She's never really known him at all, she thinks.

He doesn't say anything more, she doesn't ask, and for a while, it is as if the words were never spoken. For a while, the grain of doubt in her mind lays still. But words haunt and humans let them.

There is storm brewing in her mind and the grain has become a desert. (....)

She kisses him; framing his head in her hands, feeling his lips hard and unresponsive against hers. She has to stand on her toes to reach, pressing herself against his body and almost feeling his heartbeats through skin and cloth. After a moment, he takes her by the elbows and breaks the kiss, his eyes ice as he looks at her.

"I'm not Mickey," he says flatly. "That's not going to make it all right."

'I know!' she wants to hurl at him. She knows, oh, she knows. Mickey doesn't do this to her, doesn't spin time around and dance among falling stars as if it's rain. Mickey doesn't hold death in his voice and life in his offered hand. Mickey doesn't have two hearts, one for her and one for the Universe.

Might have to do the CSI/Doctor Who crossover at last as well, since I have been yapping on about it forever (and even written some on). A few of the other ones look tasty as well. We shall see how inspo strikes.

Me thinks Arnold needs a waaaaaahmbulance
Judge bans itelligent design design from being taught in Dover schools

In his ruling, Judge Jones demolished assertions by members of Dover's former school board, or administrators, that the theory of intelligent design (ID) was based around scientific ratherthan religious belief.
He accused them of "breathtaking inanity", of lying under oath and of trying to introduce religion into schools through the back door.
The judge said he had determined that ID was not science and "cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents".

Ouch! That's some slam-down, Judge (and apparently, the guy is a Republican). Let me fangirl you for a moment. "Beathtaking inanity" - oooh, do it again, Judge. It's so sexy.

I must admit, ID just leaves me baffled. Not that it exists in itself, but that people are trying to get it hailed as science and has museums dedicated to it. It seems to me to fail several scientific criteria (falsification, for instance). Granted, evolution as a theory hasn't been completely proved, but scientific theories never are. The ones who stick around are those who are failed to be disproved. Stick God into it directly - as ID does - and you got a mess. People are still arguing over proof-disproof God exists and they have for eons. That one's not getting settled fast. Besides, it's not like you can't think God is behind evolution.

But of course, I live in a country where ID in schools seems about as likely as Norway ever winning the football world cup in the nude except for Viking helmets and we find the whole thing extremely odd and besides, we're all probably going to hell here anyway (says Phelps) for thinking it okay that gays can get married in our country, so might as well do it in style. Science, science, science, oi, oi, oi!

(Do it again, Judge.)

Comments

[speshulduck.livejournal.com]

Your fic induced a "guuuuh." I'm very sure it was a good "guuuuh" and the kind that signifies that I want more right now.

As for ID, I'd heard that the judge smacked them down, but I didn't realize it was such an utter pwning. Theories are things about which you can form hypotheses and test. You can't test faith, dumbasses.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

That smackdown was a beautiful thing. My country has its moments still, I swear!

I still don't understand why so many people think evolution (or any other central and commonly-accepted scientific theory about the universe) is supposedly incompatible with belief in God. Or Goddess. Or Gods. Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. No one has ever explained this to me in a way that makes sense to me.

[silmerin.livejournal.com]

Or Goddess. Or Gods. Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I have a friend who says he worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster. ^____^

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Oooh, very nice fic preview.

And if all the other plotbunnies from the anon holiday fic challenge refuse to bite you, you could still write an AU ending for Parting of the Ways in which your cat saves the universe from the Daleks.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P I hope to have it done before TCI at least. Fingers crossed.

No indeed. If you could, we wouldn't been having wars about it for the last millenia. There's a reason it's called faith and not "fact", a concept that some seem unable to grasp.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I suspect it's beacuse science does mean that the Bible can't be taken literally and then they can't have so much fun smacking people with it or declare gays sinful. And that makes them sad.

It was such a beautiful moment I want it on repeat.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

YOU ARE EVIL! ARGH!

*tries to kill bunny*

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

Alright, now my flatmates want to know why I laugh.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

It's a preview. Mmmhmm... quite nice.

"Breathtaking inanity"... sex.
Science = Sex.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Yaaay, Judge Jones! You know, when I was a creationist AND studying evolution in school, I just accepted that all science class could do (and all I needed it to do) was give me the science, while if I wanted to believe God was behind it, that was up to me and my faith. And science class isn't just for learning "facts," it's for learning the value of the scientific method--you know, that everything needs to be observed and tested no matter what your thoughts before were, because just relying on "logic" or guesses doesn't work well in the long run. Teaching a "theory" that just doesn't measure up to the scientific method, even just to "Discuss 'Both' Sides of The Debate?" Not a smart move.

And I have a bone to pick with that, "Life is too complex to be explained by evolution, therefore an unseen power must have had a hand in designing it" idea. It's just such a laughable statement from a scientific view that it's embarrassing this "theory" was considered anywhere in this country at all. I mean, not once did I see anyone uttering it do anything to show HOW life was so complex (no mathematical equations, no nothing but a refusal to comprehend evolution... and BUSH of all people saying "life is too complex" just had me rolling on the floor), then there's the "Uh, where did that 'higher power' come from?!" factor... not to mention, it just smacks of, "We don't understand evolution, and we don't want to, therefore we're arguing against it!"

Sorry, evolution vs. anti-evolutionism is kind of one of my "set off on a rant or ramble" topics...

It's fun making fun of Pat Robertson when I see these articles and reports, though...

[falena]

You already now how I feel about that dark!fic challenge and Schwarzy...

I feel very ignorant because I had to google intelligent design...

...and I did too post a challenge in the anon meme !*evil laughter*

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*finally gets a break from calls and gives your muse a gentle prod in case it needs it*

:D

[hadria.livejournal.com]

I believe in evolution through God's design but in no way do I believe it needs to be taught in schools. It is a belief rather than a scientific theory and belongs in the private spectrum of life, rather than the public. Good on the judge for the smackdown.

[falena]

ITA.

[(Anonymous)]

The dark!fic...it pleases. Very, very much! There are few I'd trust with this task. Many cannot see the difference between dark and bashing fic and lo, if there is anyone who has dark pockets in his soul it is our dear Doctor.

I feel the ache in my teeth from the sweetness of fandom beginning to recede. It goes without saying that this is greatly, greatly anticipated.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Hey, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as worthy of worship as any other deity...

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I know nothing of Doctor Who and I still think this is lovely darkfic.

Ahh, crap, looks like the BBC's website is inaccessible to me just now. I tried to ping it and am getting no reply, with either my Earthlink or my Surfside connections. Someone must have screwed up big-time.

On the Dover decision:

Evolution is both a fact and a theory. (Yes, it has been observed. No, I don't mean to sound snippy . . . It's just that this is a common misconception and I'm a bit pissy this morning.)

Pharyngula has a LOT of cool stuff on the decision just now. The judge is apparently a Bush appointee. Great quote from him about the "activist judge" accusation:

Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist Court. Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on ID, who in combination drove the Board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy. The breathtaking inanity of the Board's decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources.

Delicious, isn't it? I savor the irony that most of these accused "activist" judges are actually Bush or Reagan appointees. It's just that the things the Republicans want them to approve now are so repulsive, so manifestly unconstitional and illegal, that not even right-wing judges will rule in their favor.

[hailthewarrior.livejournal.com]

Not trying to start an argument or anything, just going to state my case.

In a recent US Supreme Court Case, evolution was ruled as "humanism" and if ID is "Christian/Muslim/Jewish/whatever" would not forcing Christian students to learn evolution be religious opression as humanism is a religion. Which religious oppression is illegal here. Just my thoughts on it. I personally think origins of the universe should be taken completely out of text books and just have them do what science is, how things work. Like how flowers do their thing, and all that jazz. But that's just me.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I was going to refute your points despite the risk of starting a flamewar in someone else's LJ, because it would take me almost no effort. But then I took a look at your userinfo and your poetry. I do hope one day you escape the indoctrination of your early education and learn to think for yourself.

For anyone else, I'll just respond to the comment about taking evolution out of science teaching with the words of Theodosius Dobzhansky:

Seen in the light of evolution, biology is, perhaps, intellectually the most satisfying and inspiring science. Without that light it becomes a pile of sundry facts some of them interesting or curious but making no meaningful picture as a whole.

[hailthewarrior.livejournal.com]

I have learned to think for myself, and the fact you acuse me of not doing so shows me you'll make an assumption about someone before even finding out what they're like.

I've studied biology without any religous affiliation, whether it be ID or evolution, and it was interesting. Not inspiring, because I hate science all together, but I learned how things worked, and it was completely what I needed.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's got something to do with the way they were taught evolution in school. I was taught it with the subtextual current that "Science will explain everything!" which rather severely marginalizes faith to say the least; I was also taught a variation of evolution that yes indeedy did address the origin of life and such, which is one thing many evolutionists will say evolution has nothing to do with.

It's hard for many people to think outside their education.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Seen in the light of evolution, biology is, perhaps, intellectually the most satisfying and inspiring science. Without that light it becomes a pile of sundry facts some of them interesting or curious but making no meaningful picture as a whole.

That hasn't been my experience. Without thinking of biology in evolutionary terms I still found it a fascinating science. I also found it quite artistic. That's certainly very unscientific of me, but I'm an artist, so it shouldn't be surprising that I found art in science.

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Quick clarification--I meant the overall 'science will explain everything eventually' variety of evolution I was taught, not the kind that is natural selection acting on already adaptable creatures.

[silmerin.livejournal.com]

::nods:: And has more noodly appendages than most, if what noodly appendages are what one looks for in a deity. I personally think Pastafarianism is a very reasonable religion.

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

Regardless of my personal feelings of the "scientific" theory that is Intelligent Design, I am so pleased to see that it is not going to be taught in these classrooms. The science class should be a reflection of the generally accepted data, fact and evidence uncovered by scientific investigation.

Another question I always like to put to proponents of a form of creation is whose creation myth should be taught. Inevidentibly, they will say theirs...

P.S. Beathtaking inanity = love