Holy Faked Death, Batman! and Layer Meme
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misscamThere's insanity, and there's batshit insanity.
Faking your own death online? Having a (sock!)mummy grieve for you online? Then come back to life only to sling some serious shit? The batshit hurts, precious! Granted, I've witness various faking-incidents on the Net before, but this may be the winner of all.
I feel so sane. I might now and then post love poems to Bush to freak y'all out and have delusions of world power, but at least I never invent a sock!mommy to help fake my death. (Besides, as most of you know, I have a deep aversion to socks. Eeeeevil things.) Most interesting thing I'd ever fake was probably shagging one of my many lust objects.
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saganamidreams
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Camilla
Birth place: Bodø, Norway
Current Location: Lier, Norway
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color:Brown.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE ...
Your heritage: Norwegian. Just a tinge of Swedish and Finnish
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: My black winterboots.
Your weakness: Can be lazy and introverted
Your fears: Sticking my head under water
Goal you'd like to achieve: Be hired by the BBC, work for the UN
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Most overused phrase: Moo.
Your thoughts first waking up: How much longer can I sleep?
Your best physical feature: My hair's nice.
Your bedtime: Varies with work. If no work, midnightish.
Your most missed memory: Tromsø.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: Ack. Neither.
Single or group dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Nike.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: Tea.
LAYER FIVE: DO/ARE YOU?
Smoke: Nope.
Cuss: Oh yes.
Single: Currently.
Take a shower: Once a day, about.
Think you've been in love: For sure.
Like(d) high school: No high school in Norway. Lower secondary school I hated, upper secondary school was good.
Want to get married: Eh. Perhaps.
Believe in yourself: Yes.
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're a health freak: Ahahaha. No.
Get along with your parent(s): Mostly.
Like thunderstorms: Yes.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Ayep.
Gone on a date: No.
Gone to the mall: Yes.
Been on stage: No.
Eaten Sushi: Nope.
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: Yes.
Gone skinny dippin: No. Brr.
Dyed your hair: No.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
Gotten beaten up: Yes.
Changed who you were to fit in: No.
Cheated on your gf/bf: No.
Snogged someone of the same sex: Yes.
Been Caught in an awkward situation: Um, probably.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you're hoping to be married: I don't much care - if the guy wants to, maybe I will too. But the main thing is whether or not we love each other, not marriage itself.
Numbers of Childen: Two.
Ideal wedding? A quiet one.
How do you want to die: Peacefuly.
What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: Don't much care.
Best hair color?: Dark.
Length? Length of what, exactly? Hmm?
Height: Taller or as tall as me.
Best first date location: Football pub.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I can trust: More than a handful, less than a dozen.
Number of CD's I own: 50, maybe?
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: Three.
Number of times on TV: Oh, cripes. At least a dozen times.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: If you count being mentioned and as a byline - over 100.
Number of scars on my body: Over ten. What, I've had cats my whole life.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Countless. But they've all taught me something.
Faking your own death online? Having a (sock!)mummy grieve for you online? Then come back to life only to sling some serious shit? The batshit hurts, precious! Granted, I've witness various faking-incidents on the Net before, but this may be the winner of all.
I feel so sane. I might now and then post love poems to Bush to freak y'all out and have delusions of world power, but at least I never invent a sock!mommy to help fake my death. (Besides, as most of you know, I have a deep aversion to socks. Eeeeevil things.) Most interesting thing I'd ever fake was probably shagging one of my many lust objects.
Meme nicked from
saganamidreamsLAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Camilla
Birth place: Bodø, Norway
Current Location: Lier, Norway
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color:Brown.
Righty or Lefty: Righty.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE ...
Your heritage: Norwegian. Just a tinge of Swedish and Finnish
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: My black winterboots.
Your weakness: Can be lazy and introverted
Your fears: Sticking my head under water
Goal you'd like to achieve: Be hired by the BBC, work for the UN
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Most overused phrase: Moo.
Your thoughts first waking up: How much longer can I sleep?
Your best physical feature: My hair's nice.
Your bedtime: Varies with work. If no work, midnightish.
Your most missed memory: Tromsø.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonald's or Burger King: Ack. Neither.
Single or group dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Nike.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: Tea.
LAYER FIVE: DO/ARE YOU?
Smoke: Nope.
Cuss: Oh yes.
Single: Currently.
Take a shower: Once a day, about.
Think you've been in love: For sure.
Like(d) high school: No high school in Norway. Lower secondary school I hated, upper secondary school was good.
Want to get married: Eh. Perhaps.
Believe in yourself: Yes.
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're a health freak: Ahahaha. No.
Get along with your parent(s): Mostly.
Like thunderstorms: Yes.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Ayep.
Gone on a date: No.
Gone to the mall: Yes.
Been on stage: No.
Eaten Sushi: Nope.
Been dumped: No.
Gone skating: Yes.
Gone skinny dippin: No. Brr.
Dyed your hair: No.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
Gotten beaten up: Yes.
Changed who you were to fit in: No.
Cheated on your gf/bf: No.
Snogged someone of the same sex: Yes.
Been Caught in an awkward situation: Um, probably.
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you're hoping to be married: I don't much care - if the guy wants to, maybe I will too. But the main thing is whether or not we love each other, not marriage itself.
Numbers of Childen: Two.
Ideal wedding? A quiet one.
How do you want to die: Peacefuly.
What country would you most like to visit: New Zealand.
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: Don't much care.
Best hair color?: Dark.
Length? Length of what, exactly? Hmm?
Height: Taller or as tall as me.
Best first date location: Football pub.
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I can trust: More than a handful, less than a dozen.
Number of CD's I own: 50, maybe?
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: Three.
Number of times on TV: Oh, cripes. At least a dozen times.
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: If you count being mentioned and as a byline - over 100.
Number of scars on my body: Over ten. What, I've had cats my whole life.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Countless. But they've all taught me something.
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Date: 2006-01-05 10:18 pm (UTC)Nah, skratch that. Too much work.
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Date: 2006-01-05 10:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:36 pm (UTC)And you've never eaten sushi in your entire life? For shame! Japanese food is utter bliss.
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Date: 2006-01-05 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 10:58 pm (UTC)Maki-sushi -- mmm... *starts drooling*
But if raw fish isn't your cup of tea, tempura (fried seafood and vegetables) and yakitori (grilled chicken on sticks) might still be a treat.
And now I'm all hungry.
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Date: 2006-01-05 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 11:35 pm (UTC)You vaguely made me hungry too, you evil woman.
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Date: 2006-01-05 11:41 pm (UTC)*evil grin*
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Date: 2006-01-06 12:39 am (UTC)dammit, now I'M hungry!
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Date: 2006-01-06 01:42 am (UTC)*snags the meme*
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Date: 2006-01-06 12:12 pm (UTC)Just... why?
*Skims through rant*
She wants her ex to be smothered by cats?
The mind boggles.