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misscamSamples from this week.
An IM convo:
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atwat hy cammy how r u
misscam I'm okay - who are you?
atwat i am from lebnon f 18
atwat very nice picture
misscam Was there anything in particular you wanted?
atwat i need nude if u have
atwat your are f / M
misscam I don't give out nude pictures online, so forget that
atwat not give just put on Display
misscam no chance
atwat ok are u a girl
misscam yes
atwat so u have cam
misscam I have a cam when I bother to hook it up, yes
atwat ok
atwat can u send me invitation
misscam I'm not doing a webcam with you. I don't know you
atwat ok dont worrie i am your friend how old u
misscam 25
atwat u say hello dont be affraid to chat to me but now u afraid
atwat i am smaller then u i am 19 iam not affraid
misscam I'm not afraid. I just think you're trying to drag me into some kind of sex chat, and I am not interested in that.
misscam thus, bye-bye
misscam incidentally, bad grammar and spelling does not get me hot *blocks*
An e-mail to a Gary Dourdan e-mail group:
Title: hope u read my email gary
hi,
i really don't knw how to start i knw that this ain't a letter but just wanna say that u r really such a wonderful person. u don't knw me as a person but maybe one day who knws i will see u soon. i have read what happened 2 ur brother daryl and i knw it is very hard for u but i hope from god and i will pray for u and ur bro that soon u will find the person who killed ur brother.. one more thing i would like 2 add that is that u have got a very lovely daughter god bless her and god bless u 2..
take care of ur self...
my name is intisar..
A CSI fanfic:
(Ok Rain is me but way, way, way, prettier, Maddy is my friend Maddy, Michele is my friend Michele, Zala is my friend Nikki) In my story everyone Grissom is 30, Catherine is 29, Warrick is 27, Nick is 26, Sara is 27 and Greg is 26.
A Doctor Who fanfic:
Jackie beats up the Doctor. Seriously.
An 'OMG YOU CANNOT SAY THAT YOU MEEAAAANIE!':
ScullyasTrinity rather jokingly calls Billy Pedersen a 'shmuck'. People take offense. A lot of offense. A lot a lot.
A 'where the fuck did all the upper case letters go?':
catherine eventually found the courage to get up, and she slowly walked over to greg, she apoliguised for causing a scene, and told him she would be going home. greg just nodded and let her go, cath walked out, forgeting she was just in her black tankini, forgeting her clothes were in the bathroom, forgeting her keys were in the kitchen, forgeting that she couldn't get home.
A 'the GSR-Titanic spots the LH-iceberg':
OhNOES, there is HUGGING! (Spoiler warning.)
misscam part of the GSR crowd is all upset Grissom hugs another female
misscam then there are some going "but what he has with Sara is much more significant! They've held hands! Twice in six years!"
misscam and I'm like "HAH! We had more hand-holding in the first DW ep than that!"
lotus79 lol
lotus79 omg NO! He *hugged* another woman? Infidelity!!!!!1111eleventyone
An oy vey:
'It's our customers who decide to buy our T-shirts and support these groups', says group making t-shirts with logos of militant groups
A 'how dare you assume pregnancy tests in my fic works like in real life!':
Yes, on some pregnancy tests, one line would indicate that she wasn't pregnant, but I made up the test used in the story, meaning that one pink line could mean she is pregnant.
An IM convo:
atwat hy cammy how r u misscam I'm okay - who are you?atwat i am from lebnon f 18atwat very nice picture misscam Was there anything in particular you wanted?atwat i need nude if u haveatwat your are f / Mmisscam I don't give out nude pictures online, so forget thatatwat not give just put on Displaymisscam no chanceatwat ok are u a girlmisscam yesatwat so u have cammisscam I have a cam when I bother to hook it up, yesatwat okatwat can u send me invitationmisscam I'm not doing a webcam with you. I don't know youatwat ok dont worrie i am your friend how old umisscam 25atwat u say hello dont be affraid to chat to me but now u afraidatwat i am smaller then u i am 19 iam not affraidmisscam I'm not afraid. I just think you're trying to drag me into some kind of sex chat, and I am not interested in that. misscam thus, bye-bye misscam incidentally, bad grammar and spelling does not get me hot *blocks*An e-mail to a Gary Dourdan e-mail group:
Title: hope u read my email gary
hi,
i really don't knw how to start i knw that this ain't a letter but just wanna say that u r really such a wonderful person. u don't knw me as a person but maybe one day who knws i will see u soon. i have read what happened 2 ur brother daryl and i knw it is very hard for u but i hope from god and i will pray for u and ur bro that soon u will find the person who killed ur brother.. one more thing i would like 2 add that is that u have got a very lovely daughter god bless her and god bless u 2..
take care of ur self...
my name is intisar..
A CSI fanfic:
(Ok Rain is me but way, way, way, prettier, Maddy is my friend Maddy, Michele is my friend Michele, Zala is my friend Nikki) In my story everyone Grissom is 30, Catherine is 29, Warrick is 27, Nick is 26, Sara is 27 and Greg is 26.
A Doctor Who fanfic:
Jackie beats up the Doctor. Seriously.
An 'OMG YOU CANNOT SAY THAT YOU MEEAAAANIE!':
ScullyasTrinity rather jokingly calls Billy Pedersen a 'shmuck'. People take offense. A lot of offense. A lot a lot.
A 'where the fuck did all the upper case letters go?':
catherine eventually found the courage to get up, and she slowly walked over to greg, she apoliguised for causing a scene, and told him she would be going home. greg just nodded and let her go, cath walked out, forgeting she was just in her black tankini, forgeting her clothes were in the bathroom, forgeting her keys were in the kitchen, forgeting that she couldn't get home.
A 'the GSR-Titanic spots the LH-iceberg':
OhNOES, there is HUGGING! (Spoiler warning.)
misscam part of the GSR crowd is all upset Grissom hugs another femalemisscam then there are some going "but what he has with Sara is much more significant! They've held hands! Twice in six years!"misscam and I'm like "HAH! We had more hand-holding in the first DW ep than that!"lotus79 lol lotus79 omg NO! He *hugged* another woman? Infidelity!!!!!1111eleventyoneAn oy vey:
'It's our customers who decide to buy our T-shirts and support these groups', says group making t-shirts with logos of militant groups
A 'how dare you assume pregnancy tests in my fic works like in real life!':
Yes, on some pregnancy tests, one line would indicate that she wasn't pregnant, but I made up the test used in the story, meaning that one pink line could mean she is pregnant.
