Here's an idiot, there's an idiot... (and here are the links to point and laugh)

[misscam]

Idiots are out in force, part the first: If abortion is banned, then women will have a mild idea of what it's like to be sexual active for a man.

When you've pushed a baby out your non-existent vagina, you'll have a mild idea what it's like to be pregnant for a woman, won't you?

Idiots are out in force, part the second: I am seriously considering beating and sexually assaulting someone I know to be a gay basher (in the future; when I actually find some). Though sexual assault is less likely considering the jail time I could get (though how many homophobic gay bashers will charge me?). (Don't miss the Rape is a tool like anything else. Your silly emotional reaction to the subject means nothing highlight, there.)

A very firm subscriber to the "two wrongs make a right" line of thinking there, I see. Also, an idiot with a twat's brain.

Idiots are out in force, part the third: Men are better at computer-games than women. Big surprise. We grow up playing games, we spend enormous amounts of time playing games, we consciously dedicate time to better ourselves and we are competitive by nature. No wonder we are better gamers.

Couldn't get it up today, dude?

My cup runneth over with the stupid today, truly.

Meanwhile, at featuredwhovian, we're having suggest a newcomer for the pick this time.

Comments

[keskt.livejournal.com]

Wow. Especially to the first guy. Except maybe I shouldn't talk, because I clicked on the last link, for the Who community, and stared at the post for a few seconds, wondering how that was stupid. Then I realized that it was seperate.

[dragonlp86.livejournal.com]

Uh...huh?

You're right...There sure is a lot of stupid in the world.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

As much as the first two are simply moronic, it's part the third that pisses me off, because it's like this total undercurrent of misogyny that is actually accepted in society. And it's not like gaming actually requires physical exertion. Bitch, please. Women can't dedicate themselves? You know, I dislike most lines of feminism, but I really wish some guys could just walk in a women's shoes for a month and see what it's like.

And sorry stupid guy (who probably tried to get with each of those "camwhore" girls), but I rather like that webpage of the nekkid camwhore guys. I'd touch it.

[sparklechick268.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*
It must be 'International Day of Idiocy' or something.
When will people learn?

[reia.livejournal.com]

Men are better at computer-games than women. Big surprise.

Wow. Bite me motherfucker. I have a cousin who is HUGE into video games and he couldn't make heads or tales of my Lara Croft games, whereas I could beat them in about a week. (If I didn't do things like bathe, eat, or sleep. *cough*)

This guy is an idiot.

[cantralian.livejournal.com]

Wow - suddenly my Day of Idiots sems so tame in comparison. My idiots are mostly naive, misguided, and mean well. Suddenly I want to cuddle them all...well, most of them.

And my best fried, who regularly *pwns* people with her l33t gaming skills is laughing at that last guy.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Can I go find that guy in the second link and torture him? Please? I refuse to stoop to his level and assault him, but I'm not above subjecting him to lectures on quantum theory and the Calculus Book of Persuasion.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

I'm sending Rod Serling round to the first guy's house. "M stands for Mpreg... in the Twilight Zone."

[(Anonymous)]

Human stupidity is beyond imagination...

Cheer yourself up with the fact that Britain, no matter how horrid the day, will always have headlines like those:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/4823834.stm

Actually it's a sad piece of news, but it puts things into perspective! ;)

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Actually, the amusing part is that he's puffed himself up because he's playing a video game. Not because he's actually dedicated himself to something important, or useful, or worthy. Tells me that he's pretty much a waste of oxygen (and deep down, he knows it, or he wouldn't be trying to shout how much better it makes him than.)

[roguem.livejournal.com]

If abortion is banned, then women will have a mild idea of what it's like to be sexual active for a man.
What the fuck???

[mthespinner.livejournal.com]

The first individual needs to get a vasectomy, right now, before he has a chance to breed.

The second one-I can't even go into that because I become even more incoherent than is usually the case. (It's saying some, I assure you.)

As for the third, It's a game, Einstein. A kid's game. You're not even getting paid for it, let alone providing anything worth while.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Whoops. Mad me for maybe not seperating them better, heh. Sudden switch of theme can confuse the smartest.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Actually, women have a little better hand-eye co-ordination in some fields, which is what computer games do require. So... Shut up, idiot.

I'd touch it.

I'd lick it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Never, since they haven't so far?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's faster than me, heh.

But I can play a very nice Counterstrike game when needed.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Don't catch germs!

It's fortunate these are only online idiots, though. The ones in RL can be harder to deal with.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Court on Human Rights might just let that one slide.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aaaw. Cute kitty. But he had a long life by the sounds of it.

Always trust the media to print stories like that.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But games solve world hunger! Or something.

If feeling superior at video games is the only way you can feel "the stronger gender", you are a sad idiot and a loser both, truly.

[losseniaiel.livejournal.com]

Well, that made me want to find a cave and become a hermit.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

That first guy seems to be whiney mostly because he doesn't want to have to pay child support. Dude, if you're paying child support because the woman chose to have a baby, guess who else is supporting for the kid? And there are actual ways of avoiding payment that men use. Refer to icon.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

*pulls out metaphysical calculus book*

[dragovianknight.livejournal.com]

Men are better at computer-games than women. Big surprise. We grow up playing games, we spend enormous amounts of time playing games, we consciously dedicate time to better ourselves and we are competitive by nature. No wonder we are better gamers.

I'm sorry, fucking moron, I'm busy having a life. And occasionally getting laid. But you wouldn't know about that.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

I love you, O Queen of Snark.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

You will be as surprised and pleased as I am to revisit idiot #1's posting and discover it took next to no persuasion to get him to essentially agree to your suggestion. >:-)