Oh, let's have a right old whinge...

[misscam]

Dear Norway,
could you possibly be any more depressing in the way you're rain, rain, rain at the moment? You make me want to stay inside in bed to watch "Whale Rider" on DVD and sob like a sobbing thing. And we don't want that, do we? That's just sad. Give me sun, you ungrateful coastline of a country. I give you enough love, give me some back.

Whinge, whinge, whinge.

Waiting on the love,

Cam

Today is apparently LJ Mpreg Day and there's DW fics for it. Okay then.

Then there's talk of Real Person ficcage for Tennant. Hum.

Iin today's e-mail: wowyou're really hotdo u wanttochatmy,msnmessengerr is toobekiss

I'm sorry, is that English? Spam mail just gets stupider and stupider, really. I don't want that stuff in my e-mail. It might contaminate my otherwise lovely inbox.

Ten will just lick anything, won't he?

And I am officially a mean girl, as confirmed when I gave Rob Shearman a show around some infamous badfics and badficcers. Bad, bad Cam. But oh man, I had a good time.

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[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Ten will just lick anything, won't he?

Ha! And RtD officially loves me, because he's having Ten lick everything in sight.

"Dear Russell: It would make me ever so happy if you'd have Ten lick, oh, I don't know....the TARDIS. Or Rose. Or maybe Rose while she's lying on the console. Just a thought. Signed, yr fan."

[misscam.livejournal.com]

...

Now *there's* a mental image.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

::is off to happyland::

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, more licking. This feeding my smutmuse even more and I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED MY CASE STUDY! *weeps*

also, omgwhereyoufindthatpicture???!!!111

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You must write harder, then.

Voila: http://www.david-tennant.com/

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for Ten Tongue!porn.

And I wish I could have been there to see his face when he stumbled onto some of those fics. Oh man...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I even brought up the "the Doctor's is really Rose's aborted fetus" one.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Re:

Sun - Sends you some of our extra. We need a bit more gloomy here. It's unnatural.

Mrreg - whatever.

RPF - HA! Though of you when I read that and Laughed Out Loud.

Spam - see "Mpreg".

Tennant tongue - Okay, now it's just becoming camp. And I love his tongue!

Badfic - You DID NOT show him the Jesus fic or feotus!Doctor fic did you? Oh my god, you did!

(I got your lovely card yesterday, THANK YOU. As predicted my sons are dueling over the stamp. LEVERAGE!)

[cedara]

OMG, Ten really does lick anything. *flails*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Of course I did. I'm a mean young thing. Actually, I think I forgot the Jesus fic. But there's always next time.

... Ahahahaha.

(Awesome!)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Does he have special sensors on that tongue of his, or something?

[doona-rose.livejournal.com]

Wow with the tongue!porn. He really does have an over-active mouth, not that I'm complaining at all ever. And thank you for sharing.
chicklet73, of course, sends her regards from beyond the grave.
*dead*

[cedara]

Good question. Maybe he does and it's a Gallifrey thing. *G*

BTW, since you sounded as if you could need some - I bought icecream, since the weather is as lousy here as it is up at your place. Want some?

And I'm considering making a hair icon after I saw the pics for the next ep.

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Bwuh? *boggles.*

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Everybody has their bright red line; mine is RPF. *Especially* RPF in which the leads are involved in real life. Did we learn NOTHING from the X-files wars?

I wonder if Ten has Special Sensory Items in his tongue? And if so, can we extrapolate to other body parts?

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Great minds...

[yattara.livejournal.com]

Mpreg? *brain breaks.* One thing I never could get my head around.

*stares at licking!Ten.* He does make things so much better.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*giggles at the space bar-impaired spam mail*

Ooooh. *stares at the tongue* DT's tongue needs billing rights for every episode it appears in.

Jack should've known to dangers of intergalatic sluthood.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

You're a wicked, wicked girl. You need to show him the Jesus one next time.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

And I am officially a mean girl, as confirmed when I gave Rob Shearman a show around some infamous badfics and badficcers. Bad, bad Cam. But oh man, I had a good time.

Let me guess: It was that "I'm called just like Rose and get off on hearing Chris Eccleston say my first name" woman with her Nine/Rose AU epics in which they want to get married with Rose in a diamond-encrusted dress...

I hope Rob Shearman was amused, too.

Ten will just lick anything, won't he?

And what exactly is the Doctor licking there? A handbag? I guess, it's official now -- I'd volunteer as an extra playing doors or handbags on the BBC.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"Ew! This tastes like a Dalek's undercarriage!"

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

The tongue probably has its own trailer, gym and masseuse.

[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*stuck on 'masseuse'* Umm.. humma da wha? *fangirl brain death*

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

He hasn't licked Johnny Depp yet. If he did, at least two fandoms would squeeplode.

[furius.livejournal.com]

For a moment I thought you meant there's also MPreg RPF for Tennant... Mentions of either tend to scramble my head.

*stares at what Ten's licking*

What is it? A handbag? Obviously, Ten has sensors on his tongue, or that he's very much in tune with the senses.