CSI Wank Watch, part the gazillion
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misscamCSI fandom is STILL wanking on. What fun. So, in honour of this new icon by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dragonlp86, I give you yet another taste. With fanfic, too!
A Grissom/Catherine shipper manifesto is published and it's not happy about the GSR:
In Season 2, the producers began to write weak ‘geek’ scenes (sceneswith shipper Grissom/Sara content) based on the popularity of thepairing and sometimes these scenes backfire (notice the tone in whichPetersen pronounces the infamous ‘Since I’ve met you’ line in Burden OfProof)
Ass-pulling does not please the Snicker:
the GSR peeps say that its confirmed gris n sara are dating and like living together... i'd like to know where they pulled that from... i'm guessing their asses or out of thin air lol. everyone knows the same, and thats that the end scene was shit, stupid, didnt fit in, degrading to sara, and nausiating for everyone that can see and hear!!!
anyhu back onto snickers, man i'm pissed off agen now, i hate gsr argh.
A random moment of WTF:
well for me I dont believe in Alien because I'm a Christian and the bible says he created the galaxy NOT the Galaxy and the Aliens in the Galaxy but I suppose they could be out there I just dont personally believe they are *shrugs*
In case TPTB were counting...:
So - wow, does that make it final. We have been just pushed aside, rejected, discounted; our loyalty and enthusiasm for CSI counts for zero.I know that this will some people out there very happy; let the gloating begin.
TPTB, like your ex, in a way:
I really believe that CSI has been ruined for me. Everything that it was is now cast in a new light - one that I can't/won't accept. The implications of the finale are so far-reaching that they not only change the future of CSI, they have changed the past.This is the nature of betrayal, whether it is betrayal by a lover, a friend, whatever. It means that what you believed was not true. It calls everything into question.
It's now 8:49 PM. Can I really do it? Oh God. It's the one with Faye Dunaway. I loved it. But if I let myself watch, I'll just be all upset. I don't think I can look at Grissom now; he's been tainted, defiled, mutated.
Billy Petersen, now as a lyer:
She also just made William Petersen out to be a twofaced lyer, so many times in the past he said he didn't want arelationship it was about the drama and now he's one who wanted it.What about what he said about Grissom wanting to be a part of LadyHeather's life all lie's. And to think I admired that man and neverthough he would stab his fans in the back.
Snickers need no writers, apparently:
I guess I was just bitter. All these years (yes years, lol), I was so optimistic and hopeful, and I was flat out turned down. We all were (not trying to brain wash all you guys). Snicker is not dead. Sure, it may not be canon (hate that word, even if it's for my ship), but it's THERE, you know? The looks, the proximity....that's something Grissom and Sara can never have. Flirtings, proximity, and "chemistry" between Grissom and Sara have and are gonna have are given to them by the writers. It's an intricate procedure--GSR. It's like an exact calculation, whereas Snickers is something natural. And most of all, it's right.
Fanfics join the wank:
This is the ending how it SHOULD have been, is the short of it.
To her surprise, instead of giving her a kiss, he quoted, ’As Long As You’re Mine’ from ’Wicked’
Grissom leaned back in his chair and shook his head. “No. It can’t be mine,” he said. “That’s impossible.”
“So...you didn’t even kiss the whole time you two were dating? Not once?”
What if that hadn’t have been a dream? Did it really happen?
"I love you, but I'm not in love with you. That belongs to someone else, and that isn't going to change."
Drink up, my friends. The wankshelter bar is still open.
dragonlp86, I give you yet another taste. With fanfic, too!A Grissom/Catherine shipper manifesto is published and it's not happy about the GSR:
In Season 2, the producers began to write weak ‘geek’ scenes (sceneswith shipper Grissom/Sara content) based on the popularity of thepairing and sometimes these scenes backfire (notice the tone in whichPetersen pronounces the infamous ‘Since I’ve met you’ line in Burden OfProof)
Ass-pulling does not please the Snicker:
the GSR peeps say that its confirmed gris n sara are dating and like living together... i'd like to know where they pulled that from... i'm guessing their asses or out of thin air lol. everyone knows the same, and thats that the end scene was shit, stupid, didnt fit in, degrading to sara, and nausiating for everyone that can see and hear!!!
anyhu back onto snickers, man i'm pissed off agen now, i hate gsr argh.
A random moment of WTF:
well for me I dont believe in Alien because I'm a Christian and the bible says he created the galaxy NOT the Galaxy and the Aliens in the Galaxy but I suppose they could be out there I just dont personally believe they are *shrugs*
In case TPTB were counting...:
So - wow, does that make it final. We have been just pushed aside, rejected, discounted; our loyalty and enthusiasm for CSI counts for zero.I know that this will some people out there very happy; let the gloating begin.
TPTB, like your ex, in a way:
I really believe that CSI has been ruined for me. Everything that it was is now cast in a new light - one that I can't/won't accept. The implications of the finale are so far-reaching that they not only change the future of CSI, they have changed the past.This is the nature of betrayal, whether it is betrayal by a lover, a friend, whatever. It means that what you believed was not true. It calls everything into question.
It's now 8:49 PM. Can I really do it? Oh God. It's the one with Faye Dunaway. I loved it. But if I let myself watch, I'll just be all upset. I don't think I can look at Grissom now; he's been tainted, defiled, mutated.
Billy Petersen, now as a lyer:
She also just made William Petersen out to be a twofaced lyer, so many times in the past he said he didn't want arelationship it was about the drama and now he's one who wanted it.What about what he said about Grissom wanting to be a part of LadyHeather's life all lie's. And to think I admired that man and neverthough he would stab his fans in the back.
Snickers need no writers, apparently:
I guess I was just bitter. All these years (yes years, lol), I was so optimistic and hopeful, and I was flat out turned down. We all were (not trying to brain wash all you guys). Snicker is not dead. Sure, it may not be canon (hate that word, even if it's for my ship), but it's THERE, you know? The looks, the proximity....that's something Grissom and Sara can never have. Flirtings, proximity, and "chemistry" between Grissom and Sara have and are gonna have are given to them by the writers. It's an intricate procedure--GSR. It's like an exact calculation, whereas Snickers is something natural. And most of all, it's right.
Fanfics join the wank:
This is the ending how it SHOULD have been, is the short of it.
To her surprise, instead of giving her a kiss, he quoted, ’As Long As You’re Mine’ from ’Wicked’
Grissom leaned back in his chair and shook his head. “No. It can’t be mine,” he said. “That’s impossible.”
“So...you didn’t even kiss the whole time you two were dating? Not once?”
What if that hadn’t have been a dream? Did it really happen?
"I love you, but I'm not in love with you. That belongs to someone else, and that isn't going to change."
Drink up, my friends. The wankshelter bar is still open.
