Football, wanks, fanfic previews and news from Norway

Zidane wins best player award

As I feel the slight irony of it, I notice a line at the end proclaiming; And semi-finalists Portugal won Fifa's most entertaining team award.

PORTUGAL?! I suppose that depends on how you define "entertaining" and whether or not you mean football-play-wise or dramaqueen-wise or look-at-how-may-cards-we-can-get-in-one-game-wise, but... Oh, man. Portugal???

... PORTUGAL?!

Meanwhile, Aussies are wanking over Italy's WC win

Others wank elsewhere

And an Italian is being wanky (His f_w wiki entry is gold.)

Teasing bits from works-in-progress of mine, as the mean tease I am.

( An Adventure in Norway. Doctor Who, Ten/Rose, post-Doomsday . )

( Curse of Gods. Doctor Who, Ten/Rose, guest appearances by Jack. )

( Synonyms for Love. Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose, also featuring Eight, Charley, Romana, Reinette, original characters )

( Living Myths. Ten/Rose, parts post-Doomsday )

( Jackie's Fairytale. Jackie/Pete, some implied Doctor/Rose, guest-starring the TARDIS. )

To be continued, as they say.

News from Norway:
Polar bear stops by airport
Viking ship replica a bit too big for Oslo
Thief nicks refugee photos (WTF?)
Politician accused of gay bashing after bemoaning lack of 'gay-free' beach (ohNOES someone gay might be drooling over a straight person! What horror! It's a drool-for-all society!)
German tourists saved from fjord