Life, fandom and giant lizards coming for drinks

I'm feeling organizsed and thus have composed this little entry in a list. Don't mock me.

• I went to the previously mentioned gay animals exibit and it was rather kinky and informative. I also bought a book on the subject and look forward to making my brain full of rather scary possibilities. I'm half tempted to piss Fred Phelps off by sending him a Natural Homosexual Fact of the Day.



• The fight over CSI SpoilerGate continues - and I'm having a massive, massive *headdesk* affliction.



• "im pissed off right now lol, so snickers, and i'm sick of all this GSR shit lol. not to mention whats with their new thread name? we need a new thread, we used to be like one behind them, now we are like 4, funnily enough they dont get in trouble for spamming, COUGH." Welcome to CSI ship-measuring contest, wheee. Is my ship bigger than yours? Can you pee with your ship upwards?



• Doctor Who fandom gets RPF comm?



• My current layout is in fact not staying, but is merely dropping by for a drink while the new is being secretly tinkered on. Enjoy the giant lizard while you can. It will gooooo.



• Plan for tomorrow on blessed day off work:
  - Sleep
  - Write on Doctor Who ficathon fic
  - Write Grissom/Catherine stuff if fandom is relatively behaving, if not, write more DW stuff. If fandom is really bad, write Doctor Robbins/Ecklie/CSImobile.
  - Sort books
  - Find winter clothes, pack away summer clothes
  - Slaughter enemies in Ages of Empires III
  - Cuddle cat



• Finally, meme nicked from a truckload of people: Comment with the name/title of a fandom I'm aware of, no matter how obvious you think the answers will be, and I'll reply to you with the relationships (canon or not) from it I 'ship. Also, you're free to reply in subthreads and ask me why I ship or don't ship something.

Obviously, only if you're curious or some such.

Rose Tyler's History of Sex [Doctor/Rose, Rose/Mickey, Others]

Rose Tyler's History of Sex
by Camilla Sandman

Disclaimer: BBC's characters. My words.

Summary: At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [Doctor/Rose, Rose/Mickey, Others]

Rating: Mature. Language and adult activities.

Author's Note: Much thanks to Saz for various info supplied. Thanks to wendymr for beta. For amberite in the Rose Tyler ficathon, who wanted 1. Erotic content with a disturbing undertone. 2. A character hiding their emotions, which eventually come out. 3. A simple quirk or object that is mentioned in canon, taking on a strong emotional or sexual charge. I have tried my very best to avoid what she didn't want, too. Prompt 034 for 50lyricsfanfic. (Table of Prompts.) Spoilers for season one and two, though vague.

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( The Doctor. She's not sure if she wants to shag him, smack him, stick by him or sedate him. Maybe all four at once. )