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Yo, parts of CSI fandom?
Ooooh, you don't like Grissom and Sara together so ooooh talk about how Sara needs death, misery and rape! Oooh, bonus use of ratings to point out how the whole of America hates this chick just like you do, because you were elected spokesperson for them by divine will! Oooh, you really don't like that Lady Heather caught Grissom's eye, so ooooh talk about how that makes her a totally slut and prostitute and stuff! Ooooh, bonus use how how morally wrongity wrong BDSM is in all its forms. Oooh, you think Catherine is a bit of a threat to your OTP, so oooh mention how she's so unprofessional and how dare she actually enjoy sex? Ooooh, bonus deprecatory sexual slur used! And of course, if Grissom/Nick/Warrick is not with the female you've decided is best for him, he'll be totally miserable and you should talk about how miserable he would be endlessly. Ooooh bonus fanfic that explores this and just how mean, vile, foul and bad in bed that chick he shouldn't be with is! Ooooh, someone bashed your favourite character HOW DARE THEY and oooh better bash their favourite character right back! Ooooh bonus offensive character nicknames! Oh double bonus insulting anyone who is fan of the character! Ooooh free bash-for-all now!
Your score: Extreme fail.
Yes, I'm just a liiiiiiiitle fed up with all the character bashing, why do you ask?
Aaaaaanyway, remember some posts ago when I wondered if the wank would a-fap over at TVGuide after they opened a talkback section on CSI? Well, it did. In minor ways.
And off it goes...
( The Computation of Grissom and Sara's screentime for Season seven down to the last second & other issues of ship )
Wankimplosion II, anyone? I should have a poll on it to see if anyone can actually predict what will happen and how the fans will react. If I was running CSI and had read all these posts, I know how I could be tempted to end CSI in pure spite.
Rocks fall, everyone has orgies in the rubble, an escaped ninja nemesis of Grissom kills everyone except Ecklie, who wanders into the sunset with Grissom's komodo dragon. The end.
Ooooh, you don't like Grissom and Sara together so ooooh talk about how Sara needs death, misery and rape! Oooh, bonus use of ratings to point out how the whole of America hates this chick just like you do, because you were elected spokesperson for them by divine will! Oooh, you really don't like that Lady Heather caught Grissom's eye, so ooooh talk about how that makes her a totally slut and prostitute and stuff! Ooooh, bonus use how how morally wrongity wrong BDSM is in all its forms. Oooh, you think Catherine is a bit of a threat to your OTP, so oooh mention how she's so unprofessional and how dare she actually enjoy sex? Ooooh, bonus deprecatory sexual slur used! And of course, if Grissom/Nick/Warrick is not with the female you've decided is best for him, he'll be totally miserable and you should talk about how miserable he would be endlessly. Ooooh bonus fanfic that explores this and just how mean, vile, foul and bad in bed that chick he shouldn't be with is! Ooooh, someone bashed your favourite character HOW DARE THEY and oooh better bash their favourite character right back! Ooooh bonus offensive character nicknames! Oh double bonus insulting anyone who is fan of the character! Ooooh free bash-for-all now!
Your score: Extreme fail.
Yes, I'm just a liiiiiiiitle fed up with all the character bashing, why do you ask?
Aaaaaanyway, remember some posts ago when I wondered if the wank would a-fap over at TVGuide after they opened a talkback section on CSI? Well, it did. In minor ways.
And off it goes...
( The Computation of Grissom and Sara's screentime for Season seven down to the last second & other issues of ship )
Wankimplosion II, anyone? I should have a poll on it to see if anyone can actually predict what will happen and how the fans will react. If I was running CSI and had read all these posts, I know how I could be tempted to end CSI in pure spite.
Rocks fall, everyone has orgies in the rubble, an escaped ninja nemesis of Grissom kills everyone except Ecklie, who wanders into the sunset with Grissom's komodo dragon. The end.
