This war on germs is going badly

This cold is really getting me down. Seriously, I spent most of Friday in some sort of vague comatose condition and today is just a vague annoying blur. My voice alternates between sounding like William Adama's long lost daughter and breaking completely and the less said about my cough the better. I can't focus for long and really, it's one big body conspiracy against me. I can't remember the last time I got something this bad, and in summer of all things.

So yeah, if you're trying to get in touch with me these days about something, I'm not ignoring you to be mean, honestly.

So, am zombie!me missing anything or you got anything that'll cheer me up? Please tell!HELP. I think I'm going a bit mental.

Here's one I found the other day - how to sell an invasion of New Zealand to Australians. Hee.