Incest!wank and other batshittery
Aug. 28th, 2006 07:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamOh yay. It's another episode of "It's Like Incest, Really", the saga of CSI wank part frickzillion.
Real Sara and Nick would want Snickers!:
if it was real life 100% but seeing as it is controlled by the writers that are hung up on the horrid GSR bull i dont think we will see a romantic relationship on screen. but thats fine with me, as long as they dont eff up their friendship, if they do that i will flip. coz we all know they are doing it off screen anyway
as i said if it was real like and sara and nick were real people who had the choice 100%.
which just says how shit the writers are being with shoveling GSR down our throats and ignoring the relationship that has the most obvious chemistry and caring friendship foundations... SNICKERS!!!
Hating on actors is as much fun as hating on characters:
I had decided that if he walked out with Jorja Fox I was prepared to do a lightening-fast channel switch. Even when Conan said next couple of presenters had more testosterone between them,
I was was still on edge if you can believe it.
What CSI needs is a Stalin?:
Pray, to the deity of your choice. Ask for an end to this nightmare, or for the strength to bear it. Pray for the minds, hearts and souls of those who have brought this evil to bear - Carol, Sarah, David, Les, Nina, etc. Try to forgive them, for they know not what they do. They are misguided souls and we can only hope that one day they will wake up and see the error of their ways with clarity. Then they will banish SS to Siberia and...come on, say it with me, everyone....FREE GIL GRISSOM!!!!!!!!
I'm sure Jorja cares about your opinion very much, utterly batshit person:
You would rather destroy that bond and have Grissom end up alone and bitter towards not only Lady H but Sara. If you think he can be that forgiving you really do not know his character at all. With you wanting a simple affair with someone Grissom has feelings for that makes you no better than Sara. That makes you as cold, caddy, unprofessional and disrespectful as Sara. It is very petty!
It's like incest in a way: (same thread)
I am really, really anti- GSR. I hate it with all my might. Its just wrong, seems like incest to me. Because of the finale and the future romance that is taking place...I am not sure if I will continue to watch the show. I love the science...but the personal stuff always gets in they way. Just promise NO KISSING OR PDA (Public Display of Attraction) or smiles or anything!!
WANK GOLD
Frankly I do not care to watch a a show that has lied to it's viewers from day one. You are all a bunch of hypocrits and I really hope that CSI suffers and you do drop in the ratings. Carol's attitude and lack of respect for us the viewers sickens me almost but now quite as much as the incest story line between Sara and Grissom. That just nauseates me to no end. For someone who had morals he is not thinking with the right head. it has been going on since San Francisco which I am still having a hard time wrapping my head around.. why not just come out with the I am screwing her and I am tired of using my frequent flyer points to do so, therefore I am bringing her here. Grissom has been at the Las Vegas Crime Lab since he was 30 according to the CBS website so that would make Sara 14 or 15. That could be considered rape in many states and in many minds of fans who see Grissom as a very different man than you protrayed him to be in Season 1.(...)
Which bring a question to Jorja. Is Sara so insecure that she has to be rude and arrogant and disrespectful to every woman that Grissom pays attention to. Your attitude and treatment of Sofia since she joined the team has be just unacceptable. Reminded me of Melrose Place or Dynastsy. How do you feel playing a young girl who is so insecure with her self that she is rude to every other female that Grissom comes into contact with. What is up with the comment that you want Sara to have an affair with Lady H? Who next everyother woman in the lab Grissom has had contact with? You want her as well as everywoman he is interested in out his life for good? You do that and honey he will be out of yours too!!(...)
CSI has lost all of it's credit. From the Caddiness to the incest relationship, but by far the thing that upsets me the most was your Comments Mr. Petersen about Grissom wanting to die from Cancer so he can say goodbye to those he loves. Let me tell you after seeing many people die from Cancer they much rather die of another death. They are so dopped up on pain meds and in so much pain and usually in a coma that they do not even know there loved ones are around, and when they do go for the most part loved ones are relieved as they are no longer watching the suffering. Is that what you really wnat for Grissom? Another reason to not watch season 7.
If this is a forshadowing to the season finale of season 7 and Grissom is dying then maybe I will return for season 8. The season 7 premire advertisment of Grissom being the only one in bare feet and a brighter outfit can be interpetted that Grissom is different and most likely dying.. much like the beloved beatles cover. Any thoughts on that and your comments about wanting Grissom to die from Cancer? I have to tell you again I found that comment just wrong and disrespectful to those who are dying from have died from and have watched a loved on die from cancer.
And she wants the actors to reply to this? AHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the hell is this, attempts to pass UN resolutions against the incestous danger that apparently is GSR? If you don't like a ship, you don't like it. It can be as simple as that. Why do some many find the need to justify it with the sort of explanations that just come across batshit?
For a show that is so little about ships, CSI fandom sure has some impressive, impressive shipping madness. Reminds me a bit of the Harry Potter fandom, quite frankly. Only in smaller scale. But we don't want to end up there, do we?
So, a few helpful hints on how not to be a batshit shipper, by your friendly Norwegian:
1) 'Seems like incest to me' doesn't actually make it incest.
2) 'Seems like rape to me' doesn't actually make it rape.
3) Perception of chemistry is subjective.
4) Perceptions of characters are subjective.
5) Just because you love a character doesn't mean everone else will share your view.
6) Just because you hate a character doesn't mean everone else will share your view.
7) Just because you don't see the attraction of a particular pairing doesn't mean there isn't one to others.
8) You speak for no one but yourself, unless you can show me a passed resolution making you Spokesperson of the Fandom.
9) The creators of the show don't actually owe you anything.
10) The show not being done every detail like you'd want it doesn't mean you're being disresepcted by its Powers That Be. Just means they might have a different opinion.
11) The characters are fictional. Also, characters = not the actors. Actors = not the characters. LEARN IT.
12) Actors being affectionate to each other is not proof of the ship. See above.
13) Mind your grammar and spelling. Okay, that doesn't actually help in non-batshit section, but it so helps me to know what the heck you're on about.
14) Just because someone likes a ship you don't get doesn't mean they have issues that would make Freud skip with glee.
15) Just because someone doesn't like your ship doesn't mean they're blind/deaf/on drugs/in denial/immature/teenagers/newbies/insult of choice.
16) It's a 'ship. A fictional pairing that may or may not be Canon. Two characters you want to see hold hands under rainbows/have hot steamy sex (strike what doesn't apply). It is not a religion, so what's the point of crusades? It's not a campaign, so there will be no elections. It's not a competition, so there will be no winners. It is a hobby. Is it really worth turning into Wank War Three?
Blah. Work long. Trip home rainy. Brain headache-y. Going to bed with my shiny new DVD with season one of Grey's Anatomy. (Shut up.) Try to not implode or anything, CSI fandom.
That goes for you too, Doctor Who fandom.
Real Sara and Nick would want Snickers!:
if it was real life 100% but seeing as it is controlled by the writers that are hung up on the horrid GSR bull i dont think we will see a romantic relationship on screen. but thats fine with me, as long as they dont eff up their friendship, if they do that i will flip. coz we all know they are doing it off screen anyway
as i said if it was real like and sara and nick were real people who had the choice 100%.
which just says how shit the writers are being with shoveling GSR down our throats and ignoring the relationship that has the most obvious chemistry and caring friendship foundations... SNICKERS!!!
Hating on actors is as much fun as hating on characters:
I had decided that if he walked out with Jorja Fox I was prepared to do a lightening-fast channel switch. Even when Conan said next couple of presenters had more testosterone between them,
I was was still on edge if you can believe it. What CSI needs is a Stalin?:
Pray, to the deity of your choice. Ask for an end to this nightmare, or for the strength to bear it. Pray for the minds, hearts and souls of those who have brought this evil to bear - Carol, Sarah, David, Les, Nina, etc. Try to forgive them, for they know not what they do. They are misguided souls and we can only hope that one day they will wake up and see the error of their ways with clarity. Then they will banish SS to Siberia and...come on, say it with me, everyone....FREE GIL GRISSOM!!!!!!!!
I'm sure Jorja cares about your opinion very much, utterly batshit person:
You would rather destroy that bond and have Grissom end up alone and bitter towards not only Lady H but Sara. If you think he can be that forgiving you really do not know his character at all. With you wanting a simple affair with someone Grissom has feelings for that makes you no better than Sara. That makes you as cold, caddy, unprofessional and disrespectful as Sara. It is very petty!
It's like incest in a way: (same thread)
I am really, really anti- GSR. I hate it with all my might. Its just wrong, seems like incest to me. Because of the finale and the future romance that is taking place...I am not sure if I will continue to watch the show. I love the science...but the personal stuff always gets in they way. Just promise NO KISSING OR PDA (Public Display of Attraction) or smiles or anything!!
WANK GOLD
Frankly I do not care to watch a a show that has lied to it's viewers from day one. You are all a bunch of hypocrits and I really hope that CSI suffers and you do drop in the ratings. Carol's attitude and lack of respect for us the viewers sickens me almost but now quite as much as the incest story line between Sara and Grissom. That just nauseates me to no end. For someone who had morals he is not thinking with the right head. it has been going on since San Francisco which I am still having a hard time wrapping my head around.. why not just come out with the I am screwing her and I am tired of using my frequent flyer points to do so, therefore I am bringing her here. Grissom has been at the Las Vegas Crime Lab since he was 30 according to the CBS website so that would make Sara 14 or 15. That could be considered rape in many states and in many minds of fans who see Grissom as a very different man than you protrayed him to be in Season 1.(...)
Which bring a question to Jorja. Is Sara so insecure that she has to be rude and arrogant and disrespectful to every woman that Grissom pays attention to. Your attitude and treatment of Sofia since she joined the team has be just unacceptable. Reminded me of Melrose Place or Dynastsy. How do you feel playing a young girl who is so insecure with her self that she is rude to every other female that Grissom comes into contact with. What is up with the comment that you want Sara to have an affair with Lady H? Who next everyother woman in the lab Grissom has had contact with? You want her as well as everywoman he is interested in out his life for good? You do that and honey he will be out of yours too!!(...)
CSI has lost all of it's credit. From the Caddiness to the incest relationship, but by far the thing that upsets me the most was your Comments Mr. Petersen about Grissom wanting to die from Cancer so he can say goodbye to those he loves. Let me tell you after seeing many people die from Cancer they much rather die of another death. They are so dopped up on pain meds and in so much pain and usually in a coma that they do not even know there loved ones are around, and when they do go for the most part loved ones are relieved as they are no longer watching the suffering. Is that what you really wnat for Grissom? Another reason to not watch season 7.
If this is a forshadowing to the season finale of season 7 and Grissom is dying then maybe I will return for season 8. The season 7 premire advertisment of Grissom being the only one in bare feet and a brighter outfit can be interpetted that Grissom is different and most likely dying.. much like the beloved beatles cover. Any thoughts on that and your comments about wanting Grissom to die from Cancer? I have to tell you again I found that comment just wrong and disrespectful to those who are dying from have died from and have watched a loved on die from cancer.
And she wants the actors to reply to this? AHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the hell is this, attempts to pass UN resolutions against the incestous danger that apparently is GSR? If you don't like a ship, you don't like it. It can be as simple as that. Why do some many find the need to justify it with the sort of explanations that just come across batshit?
For a show that is so little about ships, CSI fandom sure has some impressive, impressive shipping madness. Reminds me a bit of the Harry Potter fandom, quite frankly. Only in smaller scale. But we don't want to end up there, do we?
So, a few helpful hints on how not to be a batshit shipper, by your friendly Norwegian:
1) 'Seems like incest to me' doesn't actually make it incest.
2) 'Seems like rape to me' doesn't actually make it rape.
3) Perception of chemistry is subjective.
4) Perceptions of characters are subjective.
5) Just because you love a character doesn't mean everone else will share your view.
6) Just because you hate a character doesn't mean everone else will share your view.
7) Just because you don't see the attraction of a particular pairing doesn't mean there isn't one to others.
8) You speak for no one but yourself, unless you can show me a passed resolution making you Spokesperson of the Fandom.
9) The creators of the show don't actually owe you anything.
10) The show not being done every detail like you'd want it doesn't mean you're being disresepcted by its Powers That Be. Just means they might have a different opinion.
11) The characters are fictional. Also, characters = not the actors. Actors = not the characters. LEARN IT.
12) Actors being affectionate to each other is not proof of the ship. See above.
13) Mind your grammar and spelling. Okay, that doesn't actually help in non-batshit section, but it so helps me to know what the heck you're on about.
14) Just because someone likes a ship you don't get doesn't mean they have issues that would make Freud skip with glee.
15) Just because someone doesn't like your ship doesn't mean they're blind/deaf/on drugs/in denial/immature/teenagers/newbies/insult of choice.
16) It's a 'ship. A fictional pairing that may or may not be Canon. Two characters you want to see hold hands under rainbows/have hot steamy sex (strike what doesn't apply). It is not a religion, so what's the point of crusades? It's not a campaign, so there will be no elections. It's not a competition, so there will be no winners. It is a hobby. Is it really worth turning into Wank War Three?
Blah. Work long. Trip home rainy. Brain headache-y. Going to bed with my shiny new DVD with season one of Grey's Anatomy. (Shut up.) Try to not implode or anything, CSI fandom.
That goes for you too, Doctor Who fandom.
