Fred Phelps dies and ends up before the Judgement Seat.
Jesus: Who is this guy? Phelps: Hey, you know me--I'm the guy who was always staging protests in your Name! Jesus: I repeat: who is this guy? I don't know him. Phelps: Fred Phelps! Everybody knows me! Jesus: I don't. Mike? Bounce this guy, please.
I feel awful for even typing that, but it's what I'm pretty sure will happen to Phelps when he dies. Words cannot express my hate for what he does. The fact that his spokesdaughter claims the Amish "are just in it for themselves" stinks of irony. I hope that the interview host fries them.
The Apostle James said that true religion is to give aid and comfort to widows and children. Phelps and his followers only cause pain. He's hacked the Bible to bits trying to justify his own aims.
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Date: 2006-10-05 06:27 pm (UTC)Jesus: Who is this guy?
Phelps: Hey, you know me--I'm the guy who was always staging protests in your Name!
Jesus: I repeat: who is this guy? I don't know him.
Phelps: Fred Phelps! Everybody knows me!
Jesus: I don't. Mike? Bounce this guy, please.
I feel awful for even typing that, but it's what I'm pretty sure will happen to Phelps when he dies. Words cannot express my hate for what he does. The fact that his spokesdaughter claims the Amish "are just in it for themselves" stinks of irony. I hope that the interview host fries them.
The Apostle James said that true religion is to give aid and comfort to widows and children. Phelps and his followers only cause pain. He's hacked the Bible to bits trying to justify his own aims.