A wiki of asshats - nominate your own

[misscam]

Spotted via flist links yesterday:

The Dickipedia. Starring Dr. Phil, Dick Cheney, Michael Moore, Bill O'Reilly and more.

Very worthy of their entry many of them, but clearly, there are some notable missing. Which would you nominate to be include yesterday already? (Examples of noteable dick-behaviour could be included.)

One of mine's a shoe-in - Fred Phelps, everyone's favourite bigot-dick. Naturally.

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[preachelectric]

They need Fred Phelps. I will not rest until he is on there the Richard Cranium.

[davidkevin.livejournal.com]

Oh, goody. Another way for the conscience-challenged to indulge in iBullying.

It quickly will go beyond public figures.

How long until the first LiveJournal-style gangbang, followed by a MySpace-style suicide?

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter.

No explanation needed, I don't think.

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I love this so hard already. I pretty much want to add our country's president to the list. She makes Bush seem like a good president, no lie.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

... Cam? I love you for linking this. me and mine have gotten serious laughs out of it.

Particularly, this: "On November 8, 2007, President Bush criticized Musharraf, saying "you can't be President and head of the military at the same time."

That is an actual quote. "

I'll see about adding Phelps on there.

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

One of mine's a shoe-in - Fred Phelps, everyone's favourite bigot-dick. Naturally.

He merits his own special category - the uber-dick, king of all the dicks.

Apparently now he's going to picket funerals for 2 women who were shot and killed during a botched robbery-turned-shooting spree in Illinois, and then some of the funerals in Tennessee for people who were killed by tornadoes.

As Fark put it - "In other words, he's gonna show up at your funeral no matter where, or how, you died."

[siraj.livejournal.com]

;.; my icon says it all. Especially the Illinois thing!

[spotts1701.livejournal.com]

They've shifted their message to "All high-profile tragedies are because the U.S. tolerates teh gay. If the U.S. were to start stoning and executing gays, God would stop killing people." (I'm paraphrasing, but not by much.)

I mean, just last week they said that if a missing 19-year-old University of Nevada student ends up dead, it will be the fault of the Reno Police (because the RPD didn't prevent the counter-protest of the WBC when they showed up at a soldier's funeral in Reno), and that they will gleefully picket her funeral and proclaim it's because Reno is "cursed by God".

They're insane. And I don't want to deal with them because I doubt I would be able to prevent myself from busting my knuckles on Phelps' pruny face.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for Phelps to get struck by lightning. Like until his body cooks.

That or we can hope for vigilante justice in the form of a drive by shooting, and then the gunners turn around and come back holding up signs reading "God Hates You"

[karma-kalisutah.livejournal.com]

If the U.S. were to start stoning and executing gays, God would stop killing people.

And here I was thinking Christians believed that the original sin for which God doomed humanity to mortality was eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge. Silly me.

[witchqueenrat.livejournal.com]

They are not as insane as they appear. The whole family has law degrees and a propensity to sue for a dirty look. That's how they make all their money. It's the kids that I feel sorry for because they seem nice and so brainwashed by three generations of abusive fanaticism.