Bad sex: A Challenge

[misscam]

So, I like to read a good fic with a bit of good shagging, but I must admit now and then I get slightly annoyed when it's all rainbows and orgasms and instantly knowing the other's likes. Amazingly, sex is like life - there's the good and the bad and the average, even between people who love each other. Therefore, a challenge to those willing and writing:

- Fanfic should contain not-so-great sex between your OTP/PPP/sharetime-pairing. Making it between characters you don't like as a ship is cheating.
- There can be good sex as well. It doesn't have to be all bad all the time, but should at least have one bad shag.
- You pick your own pairing and fandom, but bonus points for one I read so I can lavish love on you. (Doctor Who, CSI, Inspector Lynley Mysteries, X-Files and more.)
- Extra bonus bonus points for some funny over bad euphenisms.

Anyone up to it? I know I'm half tempted to do one myself. Hmm. Links to fics written to this will be posted in this LJ, unless you request otherwise.

Meanwhile, LOL DANNY AUTHOR. The ego, the batshit and the cover with a dog's boner. It's hard to beat shows like that, truly.

(WoW post to come soon - with fun in Mount Hyjal, playing around in Sunwell Plateau, Doctor Who discussion in the guild, bombing demons and more.)

Comments

[piecesofalice.livejournal.com]

I've been playing around with a bad sex fic for Lynley - this may give me the kick in the pants to finish it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

YES PLEASE.

*camps at your door*

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Is there a time limit on this? It looks fun, but between school and a couple fic deadlines, not like something I could write in the next couple weeks.

[broken-enemy.livejournal.com]

I didn't write this one but it has what I think you want. chibs_87 wrote If at first you don't succeed recently. It's a GSR fic.

[denorios.livejournal.com]

*joins you camping*

There is so little Lynley fic around, even bad sex fic is good.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Not really, but you'd probably have to remind me what you were writing it for after a while, since my memory is horrid ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know, it's sad :( NEED MOAR FIC

Please?

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

Considering the prompt simply begs for some Guy/Kakashi, I will probably be contributing once I get the time.

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

I've written stories where people have awkward bumps and starts during sex.

Two bad sex stories of which I am fond:

Smooth Operator (Supernatural)
Definitely Not Arbour Day (Stargate Atlantis)

[rivrea.livejournal.com]

I can't write sex for toffee, not even bad shags, but I'd sure be interested in reading any Doctor Who fics that might result from this challenge.

[kippurbird.livejournal.com]

I could try something.

[--kali--.livejournal.com]

That is the world's worst book cover. TRUFAX. What was he/she thinking?

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

OMG. That is going to be one of the great classic wanks, if it isn't already. What glorious, unrestrained batshit! I'm one of the very few not utterly freaked out by the dog cover, but even so . . .


I saw this today, and despite your lack of interest in slash, I thought of you. Hope you forgive me. :-) (not work-safe)

[despertarse.livejournal.com]

I'm such a sucker for awkward, bad, first time together sex.
Like the characters are embarrassed about it kind of bad.
Like they maybe can't even finish what they start kind of bad.
But that's just me.

[little-baldwin.livejournal.com]

XD Brilliant idea, Cam. Too bad I haven't the time for any fic at all, and too bad my writing doesn't tend to run towards the smut. But the idea is so funny and wonderful. :D

[miss-andromache.livejournal.com]

Excellent idea... I always enjoy an awkward, orgasmless piece of fic. I will see how the exam procrastinating goes on the weekend and see if I can churn something out.