A call for volunteers

[misscam]

While trying to sleep, I had a thought and before you know it, the bloody OFUM muse struck. So, I've decided I need some volunteers - for a giant slash orgy.

If you read the latest OFUM chapter, you may remember Jess and Kat running into Merry and Pippin reading OFUM enrolment forms for their story. Jess asked what kind of story it was, and I quote:

“A giant slash orgy,” Pippin said proudly. “With a touch of overblown angst and many woes. It will be a masterpiece.”

So I figured why short-change people with only mentiones with what it's about? Why not feature a fragment of it?

But since not everyone will be happy featuring in an angsty slash masterpiece segment, even if it's only in jest, I'm calling for volunteers. I'm even going to open this offer to people that did not have a chance to enrol before I closed enrolments. In short, you want in, you're in.

If you like to volunteer for this, please keep in mind:

1) It's slash, so you could be stuck in there making out with a fellow student.

2) Merry and Pippin are hardly going to be writing the students in a flattering light - of course, OFUM is hardly known for niceness to students, but I'm making the point nevertheless.

3) If enrolled at OFUM, try to remember what you enrolled as (around what time you enrolled is also helpful), so I can find your enrolment form. If you haven't enrolled, I will send you a copy of the form, no worries.

It will not be graphic or anything (although I'm sure some would have delighted in that). So, if you want in, e-mail me at Cammy_Sandy at hotmail dot com, or leave me a LJ comment.

That be all.

Comments

Oookay...

[lhachel.livejournal.com]

Sounds weird, but fun. I don't think I've enrolled at OFUM, but I've wanted to. Bring it on!

Re: Oookay...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Weird but fun is OFUM's way of being.

If you haven't enrolled, you need to fill out the form below and e-mail it to me (or post it here if that's more your thing).

Enrolment Form

Name:
Age:
Race:
Gender: Male/Female/No gender applicable

Next of kin:
Insurance company:
Organ Donor: Yes/No

Chosen side: Good/Evil/On the fence
If Evil, What Preferred Colour Of Robe: Black/Grey/Urple
Can Chant: Yes/No
Ultimate Evil is:

Fear of mini-Balrogs: Yes/No
Fear of Nuzguls: Yes/No
Fear of Elrond: Yes/No
Fear of talking trees: Yes/No
Fear of evil dark lords: Yes/No
Biggest fear:

Tolkien: God/Genius/Who?
Movies or Books: Books/Movies/Both/What books?
Will support S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M: Yes/No

Sports clubs - I wish to join: Fencing/Archery/Running-for-your-life/Cricket/Urple Banditry/Water Polo/Body slamming/Riding/Other (please specify)

I write LotR fanfic because:
I have written a Mary Sue: Yes/No
I have written slash: Yes/No
I’ve created a mini-Balrog: Yes/No
My lust object is:

I wish to enrol at: OFUM/MUSM


OFUM and MUSM take no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities or failure to regard safety warnings. Complaints can be taken to Barlog the Balrog or Sauron/Morgoth.

Failure to graduate will result in no licence and a new career.

Please include dental records and blood type.

Signature

[reia.livejournal.com]

This sounds painful. But what the hell, throw me into the mix. I enrolled as Aranel. *grin*

[vampamber.livejournal.com]

Am glutton for punishment. Enrolled as a hobbit, am post-grad, am Amber, am talking like this for no reason what so ever. Am going now.....

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I guess I owe Merry and Pippin one after what I did to them. *sigh* Human, MUSM, last spring.

[rellielake.livejournal.com]

Why not? Enrolled as Rel I believe.....can't remember alot else about it apart from I think Glorfindel was one of my lust objects! Mmmmm....Glorfindel.

I'm insane. What the heck

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

Count me in. I'm human, OFUM postgraduate, and as Keeper of the Nuzgul hutches, I've probably got a better excuse than most of 'em to be involved. Oh dear. I can't believe I just said that.

Please bear in mind that I'm also 30ish. This *may* prove either an inspiration or a problem. Or both.

[starfishofelves.livejournal.com]

Ah what the heck...throw me in too. I'm not enrolled, so...
[i]or post it here if that's more your thing[/i]


Name: Starfish
Age: 3419.215
Race: Elf
Gender:Female

Next of kin: Not Applicable
Insurance company: Not Applicable
Organ Donor: Yes

Chosen side:On the fence
If Evil, What Preferred Colour Of Robe: Black
Can Chant: Yes
Ultimate Evil is: The little girl on the Welch's Grape Juice commercial. Eurgh.

Fear of mini-Balrogs: Yes
Fear of Nuzguls: Yes
Fear of Elrond: Yes
Fear of talking trees:No
Fear of evil dark lords: Yes
Biggest fear: Hermit crabs. Or crustaceans of any kind, actually.

Tolkien: God
Movies or Books:Both
Will support S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M: Yes

Sports clubs - I wish to join: Riding

I write LotR fanfic because: there has to be at least a [i]handful[/i] of non-Sue stories on fanfiction.net.
I have written a Mary Sue: No
I have written slash: No
I’ve created a mini-Balrog: No
My lust object is: Elrohir

I wish to enrol at: OFUM


OFUM and MUSM take no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities or failure to regard safety warnings. Complaints can be taken to Barlog the Balrog or Sauron/Morgoth.

Failure to graduate will result in no licence and a new career.

Please include dental records and blood type.

Signature
Starfish of the Elves

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I'm in! I'm Feather, enrolled in the first semester, I belong to the mini Isilurdur, I think I enrolled as an elf but I'm not sure. I had orange hair in chapter two, but I've since gone on a quest to fix that, so it's dark again. Hope that helps and good luck :)

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

...Miss Cenire would like it to be known that while such things as student orgies are beneath her, she readily volunteers to be a General Orgie Overseer and Lube Mistress, should any such thing be needed. *grins*

Oh, and if there's ever a staff orgy, put her down at the top of the list. ;)

[irian.livejournal.com]

Wasn't able to enroll before, but what the heck, count me in.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Dammit, you beat me to it!

Hey, Cam... I wouldn't mind being involved if I get to dress in tight black leather and cause pain to fangirls. Lots of pain. How does Miss Saz the Dominatrix sound? Heh.

Yeowser! Bring it on!

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! (Wicked giggle) Sign me up! Why I'm doing this I don't know, considering I don't even like slash, although maybe that'll make it funnier. Be as unflattering as you like (as a young female trying survive law school and American politics, I have a thick skin.) Can't wait to see the result!

Jocelyn, ex-Washington intern and Legally Blonde

[cenire.livejournal.com]

Erk! Another Cenire! :)

[loths.livejournal.com]

I'm in, too! I've been a lurker for far too long anyway. I mailed you the form... (see Vilinathraxes, wannabe Nazgûl)

Mweheh, this might get interesting...

slash orgy

[(Anonymous)]

I am staff, but I am willing to be written into a staff orgy. I am feeling very stupid today

Sunsong the Silver and Suicidal

RE: A call for volunteers

[(Anonymous)]

No, I'm not enrolled, but I volunteer for this. Sounds painful, but I hope I'll survive. Somehow. I'm ready ... I think.

Alia


Enrolment Form

Name: Alandriel
Age: 3500
Race: Elf
Gender: Male/Female/No gender applicable: Female

Next of kin: N/A
Insurance company: N/A
Organ Donor: Hmm ... yes

Chosen side: Good
If Evil, What Preferred Colour Of Robe: Black/Grey/Urple
Can Chant: Not to save my life
Ultimate Evil is: I'll go with rabid fangirls

Fear of mini-Balrogs: No
Fear of Nuzguls: No
Fear of Elrond: Are you kidding ... of course
Fear of talking trees: Just freaked out
Fear of evil dark lords: Yes
Biggest fear: Can't think of one
Tolkien: God
Movies or Books: Both
Will support S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M: Oh, yes

Sports clubs - I wish to join: Fencing, Riding

I write LotR fanfic because: I enjoy the fandom
I have written a Mary Sue: No
I have written slash: No
I’ve created a mini-Balrog: No
My lust object is: Haldir/Glorfindel/twins (not together)

I wish to enrol at: OFUM


OFUM and MUSM take no responsibility of injuries as a result from class activities or failure to regard safety warnings. Complaints can be taken to Barlog the Balrog or Sauron/Morgoth.

Failure to graduate will result in no licence and a new career.

Please include dental records and blood type.

Signature

Alandriel

[caitlinwan.livejournal.com]

I'll do it. I'm not enrolled though. Do we send the form to you or post it here?

Slash orgy? Fun!

[(Anonymous)]

Ever the supporter of good and/or parody slash, I'll volunteer to snog a fellow student.

(this is Andy, by the way.)

I can't quite remember when I enrolled, but I did put down "half elf, half hobbit" as my species and enrolled as Andtauriel Longwood.

Can't wait for the new chapter!

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

My name is psychicsaphie, I'm enrolled in the current year in OFUM as a human, and I have problem with being fixated with metal shackles. (As the last Suedom chapters showed).

All: Hi psychicsaphie!

; )

Slash Orgy

[anyamidnight.livejournal.com]

I haven't enrolled, but being bi and proud (Mweehehehehehe!) I'll volunteer.

Enrolment Form

Name: Anya Midnight
Age: 15
Race: ...Human?
Gender: Female

Next of kin: Sake, OC
Insurance company: BlueCross BlueShield
Organ Donor: Yes

Chosen side: On the fence
If Evil, What Preferred Colour Of Robe: Black/Grey/Urple
Can Chant: Yes
Ultimate Evil is: *cringes* Peter Jackson.

Fear of mini-Balrogs: Somewhat.
Fear of Nuzguls: No. Deranged blenders! XD
Fear of Elrond: Yes o.o;
Fear of talking trees: Nah. After Wizard of Oz, nope.
Fear of evil dark lords: Warring evil dark lords, yes. General dark lords, no.
Biggest fear: *twitch* THE CHEESE!

Tolkien: God and Genius.
Movies or Books: Books
Will support S.I.C.T.N.I.T.M: Yes

Sports clubs - I wish to join: Running for my life.

I write LotR fanfic because: I wish to honor the Great Professor's works and tie up a few loose ends He might have left.
I have written a Mary Sue: No *twitch*
I have written slash: Yes
I’ve created a mini-Balrog: No
My lust object is: Elladan, the population of Rohan, Lothlorien, Imladris, and Valinor.

I wish to enrol at: OFUM/MUSM Wherever you need me.

[neongreenleaf.livejournal.com]

I'm in. I'm pretty sure I'm enrolled as Nellie. I have the mini- barlog Shadowphlax and enrolled....too long ago.

why not?

[monkeyfetus.livejournal.com]

Could be fun.
I'm pretty sure I'm enrolled as Monkeyfetus, under some kind of demon race. I think Nightmare..

Anywho, sounds like great fun, hope I make it in.
^^

Ooh! Fun!

[agentclaudia.livejournal.com]

I believe I enrolled as Claudia Beth King with mention that my penname was Godforsaken. But it was a while ago so I don't really remember. At any rate, I would be perfectly happy to make out with fellow students under the title of Godforsaken. *bounce, bounce*

-Agent Claudia Beth King, Dept. of Author Correspondence

[visp.livejournal.com]

Oh what the heck, a slash orgy sounds like just the thing to blow off some finals stress.

Name: Starbrat
Enrolled in: OFUM - I think.
Species: half Human/elf