Beta wanted; wankshelter bar is open...

[misscam]

I need a temporary beta - one for a BSG fic I've finished now (about 2000 words, Studies in Body Language) and also if willing, whatever else I might finish for a two week period while my regular has some projects on.

Meanwhile, Doctor Who finale part one of two airs in not too long and the wankshelter bar is now open. I got vodka, I got beer, I got drinks with umbrellas, I got aquavit, I got scantly-clad hot males (and females! equal opportunity ogling!) serving.

Do come in.

Comments

[babylon-whore.livejournal.com]

Send a scantilty clad male and female in my direction! I'm hunkered down and ready for the shitstorm thats about to descend. T minus 35 minutes!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Coming straight up, with complementary peanuts and g-strings.

Today is a day I wish I didn't mod a huge-ass DW comm. I'm going to actually have to stay sober. Noooooo.

[babylon-whore.livejournal.com]

Much appreciated!!!

Oh poor you BB, thats gonna be 18 kinds of hell. Why can't people just embrace the awesome and let it be! LET IT BE, BITCHES!!!!

[who_la_hoop]

I have cider! I am super classy.

(I'm very excited about this ep! I also have ice-cream though, in case of brain-pain which needs soothing after the fact.)

[falena]

Yay, wankshelter bar!

Except here is definitely too hot for alcohol (32 C in the shade) but maybe virtual booze is different?

*is mildly excited about DW, much to own surprise*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Because it's Doctor Who fandom.

I'm just going to mentally airlock anyone that annoys me today. Mmmm yes. Mental airlock....

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am vaguely excited about the episode.

I just have Huge Dread for the fandom reaction.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Virtual booze can be as cool as you like. And hee, icon.

I'm slightly excited about episode and dreading fandom reaction. Blah.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

*grabs a margarita* I'll just be on this stool here if anybody needs me. Well, until I get so drunk I fall off, at least. Just have one of the boys carry me to a nice corner to sleep it off, in that case.

[falena]

In that case, a pint of Guinness, please.
(Lately DW seems to push me towards alcohol consumption, or alcohol-related icons, lol).

I will ignore fandom as usual and feel better. I know you do not have that luxury. *hugs*

[who_la_hoop]

I have no evidence on which to base this, but I reckon that this ep will be all running about and no time for Deep and Meaningful conversations. I think next week's will be the ep to fear!

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind doing the beta work... I've got time this weekend ^_^

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Probably.

Which happens to be the episode I do the reaction post for. Yay?

[skywardprodigal.livejournal.com]

I can beta.

Send it to skywardprodigal [a]t gmail [d]ot com if you're still looking. :D

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Dalek masterplan to poison the human population through alcohol consumption?

I'll just think of BSG and stay sane. Or something. MY POOR BRAIN.

[who_la_hoop]

Oh dear! *passes the vodka*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Want him to tuck you in too?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You think you can take a bit of BSG Adama/Roslin stuff? Mainly weed out my ESL mistakes and stuff like that.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Pour me a big one, the next two are bound to be wanktastic...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Someone just beat you to it, but thank you so much for the offer :D

[misscam.livejournal.com]

At least we can share the modly pain. And drunkenness.

[marcasite.livejournal.com]

true that...and off we go!

[kahva.livejournal.com]

{Brings in Mountain Dew and sweet iced tea}

You know, if you think it will help... I was fortunate enough to meet Edward James Olmos a few years ago and I had my picture taken with him in our studio. I don't have a scanner, but I can take a picture of the picture and post it up for you, if you think that will help. Sorry, haven't met any of the DW crew, can't help you there.

My Photoshop skills, they are pretty much non-existent, but I can crop myself out of the picture at least roughly. :)

[who_la_hoop]

*dies* *dies some more* Good God!

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting until next week to watch, because I am very much for getting to watch all parts of a multi-parter at once. Still, judging just by the reactions I've seen above the spoiler cuts, I'm going to say three Amaretto Sours just to get me going.

[myhobbitpippin.livejournal.com]

I'd like a nice dose of Ianto Jones and some rum. Kthanks!

*goes to sit in my corner until they release the trailer for next week*

[wintergreen126.livejournal.com]

tell me the wankshelter has bourbon.i think i need a good strong bourbon. really strong.

oh, and please, please tell me that the internet will not completely explode. that there's some sanity. somewhere.

(it's okay, you can lie. i'll be drunk :o) )