Heh.

[misscam]

Viggo Mortensen (who was visiting with Andy Serkis and Bernard Hill for the premiere) said in an interview that his parents met in Norway and that he was concieved here.

That means Norway gave you Viggo Mortensen, you lusting Aragorn Admirerers. Give us at once some tribute! Bow to the awesome conceiving powers near the Norwegian fjords! Hail the great erection power of the Norwegian mountains!

Ahem.

I need to eat less marzipan at Christmas. It's making me peculiar.

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[talissarocsham.livejournal.com]

*bows to almighty Norway* Thou hast gifted us with a king (Very nearly. Still not king for only a few more hours)

Speaking of whom, did you see that article in Vanity Fair?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

No.....

[talissarocsham.livejournal.com]

Here it is. It's also a gift for any other Viggo-lusters who might drop past (http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/group/1206)

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*ahem*

NOT what I need to be reading whilst at work! Bad girl!

Heehee... (but good Norway. Very good Norway. :P~ )

[irian.livejournal.com]

*bows* Hehe.

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

Hail Norway, for it has given us a truly hot piece of man-flesh!

(Offers tribute of marzipan)

(Suddenly has this image of millions of travelers all over the world flocking to a great fertility shrine that has just sprung up in Norway . . .)

[kristine93.livejournal.com]

Hehe...Ofcourse he's Norwegian...how else could he be so cool? :o)

[the-indy.livejournal.com]

Mmmm....marzipan. Oh yeah, and Viggo too. ^_^

[cenire.livejournal.com]

*hails Norway* It gave us Viggo and of course it gave us you! ;D

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P:P

Says the naughty girl and closeted slasher :P

Norway's always good. *pats it* Well, except for when it's not.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I can see the new tourist angle already: Have sex in Norway, give birth to a hunk. Ensure your son will be a sex symbol for the ages while visiting the fjords and climbing the mountain.

Norway. A kinderegg of sights and sex.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Well, his parents weren't Norwegian, they just met here. But he's half Danish, and Denmark and Norway are like *this*. They give us cheap alcohol, we give them money. And then both snark on Sweden. It's all good.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I see where your priorities lie...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I sense sucking-up, I do.

Luckily, I enjoy being sucked up to. You were saying...? ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

And then I looked at your user info and saw you were Norwegain and already knew the state of affairs in Scandinavia. *smacks self* Duh.

Enda en nordmann på LJ. Norge invasjon!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Is that laughing I sense? While paying tribute? Tsk, tsk. Some people just have no respect for That Which Is Holy.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

I love you, Norway! ;)

[doubtful-salmon.livejournal.com]

Well obviously Norway is good. Slartibartfast did it.

[irian.livejournal.com]

Hee. Was laughing, but in a good way. *puts on serious face* There, everything has now been duly corrected.