And then I turned 24...
Feb. 21st, 2004 11:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamHappy birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me
Happy birthday dear meeeeeee
Happy birthday to me!
:)
21st of February, my birthday.
So, the question is - if you could give me anything, what would you give as a birthday present? And what would you surely not give?
Happy Birthday to me
Happy birthday dear meeeeeee
Happy birthday to me!
:)
21st of February, my birthday.
So, the question is - if you could give me anything, what would you give as a birthday present? And what would you surely not give?
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Date: 2004-02-21 03:14 am (UTC)I would give you..... An end to plagurists and an end to annoying fangirls. And what I would not give you would be anything writtenin teen speak, because I would have to burn it myself.
*hands over virtual chocolate* But that I can give you. Again, happy happy happy birthday.
Don't mind her, she's just severely sleep-deprived.
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Date: 2004-02-21 03:40 am (UTC)I would surely not burden you with badfic.
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Date: 2004-02-21 03:50 am (UTC)Bon anniversaire!
Buon compleanno!
Feliz cumpleaños!
Let's see...a birthday present for Miss Cam. Real-life OFUM's been taken, so....a candlelit dinner with the man (or elf) of your choice. Black leather is mandatory, of course (for the man, not you).
At the risk of sounding redundant...Happy birthday!!!
Mnogaja Ljeta! Many Years!
Date: 2004-02-21 04:33 am (UTC)For your birthday I would give you a couple of bottles of the mead I brew and a case of Smithfield Bacon for all the minis in your hutch. I would also give you a very large hammer with which to smite badfic.
What I would in nowise foist upon you would be a gaggle of fangirls with poor grammar and worse sentence structure.
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Date: 2004-02-21 04:34 am (UTC)Now, gifts...
I would probably offer you a gift certificate to slap each and every world leader of your choice (and elbow-length rubber gloves if you don't fancy touching any of them). I'd also offer a dinner with twenty-four persons of your choice.
I would *not* offer you a dinner with 24 world leaders, because I don't believe indigestion is a good birthday gift.
Many happy returns, and may you enjoy yourself thoroughly.
o/~ Happy birthday to Miss Cam..! o/~
Date: 2004-02-21 06:11 am (UTC)Perhaps I'll give you something I really can give you- this MST I'm working on, once it's finished.
What I would certainly not give you is the original fic unMSTed. Because ai Valar, is it painful.
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Date: 2004-02-21 06:46 am (UTC)What I would give you: Hmmm. gehayi's gift would be tough to beat. For humans to stop being stupid, perhaps? An endless, bountiful supply of top-quality fanfic? Or, failing those, a year's supply of marzipan.
What I would not give: Definitely NOT the Shrub, even naked and "seductively" bound. I'm sure you don't need to stop eating and lose weight that badly. I don't think anyone needs to lose weight that badly.
Merry Birthday!
Date: 2004-02-21 07:20 am (UTC)So, Merry Birthday and all that.
Puredeadthingy
Gratulerer med den store dagen...
Date: 2004-02-21 07:26 am (UTC)Ah, a present for the ever so lovely miss Cam...
You can't go wrong with chocolate... my mum makes these absolutely delicious chocolate muffins, the most chocolatey muffins ever, and she fills them with vanilla creme.... Have a virtual birthday muffin. I'll even light a candle on top.
.....i....
\____/
Happy Birthday.
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Date: 2004-02-21 07:44 am (UTC)What would I give? Hmm...A ticket to a huge birthday bash with the Riders of Rohan (and a few other select people).
And what would I not, under any circumstances give? Hm. A huge gaggle of Legolustbunnies. I'd say that would be a pretty crap gift to receive.
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Date: 2004-02-21 08:23 am (UTC)24 is a great age to be!
Date: 2004-02-21 08:57 am (UTC)Half an hour alone with all the most criminal fan girls.
And a baseball bat.
Being held by you.
Enjoy.
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Date: 2004-02-21 10:13 am (UTC)felicem diem natalem!
Date: 2004-02-21 10:58 am (UTC)felicem diem natalem ad te,
felicem diem natalem, cara Magistra Ca-am,
felicem diem nataaaaaaaalem ad te
. . . Gah, just doesn't have the same ring to it in Latin.
Anyway . . . hmmmm, a birthday present . . . if I could, I'd get you an all-encompassing wardrobe of black leather.
What would I not get you . . . Bush demonstrating for your personal viewing pain exactly how all the black leather looked.
--Nora
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Date: 2004-02-21 11:02 am (UTC)I would most assuredly not give you all my Legoluster know-nothing students who really don't care about anything but Kwoot Guys!!!1!1!!
Oh, and I'd also give you
Date: 2004-02-21 11:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-21 12:10 pm (UTC)I would get you...the complete B5 collection on DVD, for sentimental value.
What I wouldnt get you? Hmm...Shrub in speedos.
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Date: 2004-02-21 01:12 pm (UTC)I WOULD NOT give you... a theme park created by George Bush.
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Date: 2004-02-21 02:11 pm (UTC)I would NEVER give you a Mary-Sue.
Hmm. I guess I'd give you...
Date: 2004-02-21 02:20 pm (UTC)No more badfic for you. By now, you must be approaching critical mass.
Happy Birthday!
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Date: 2004-02-21 03:05 pm (UTC)Well, I actually give you the next eight translated chapters of OFUM which moved on my site yesterday...
I hope you had a nice day!
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Date: 2004-02-21 03:46 pm (UTC)I shall dedicate the CSI vignette I am working on to you. Also this: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1451601 . That is funny.
As to what I wouldn't give you, I have't a clue. When I work out what it is, I'll be sure not to give it to you.
Your birthday
Date: 2004-02-21 03:54 pm (UTC)I turned 17 yesterday (20th Feb)
Hope you had a cool birthday!!
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Date: 2004-02-21 04:30 pm (UTC)Unfortunately, I have no idea what I would give you. However, chocolate's alwasy good, no? ^^;; Or offerings of hot males, gagged and bound.
And a birthday song! ...well, those are annoying most of the time, so maybe not. It would have been in Korean anyway.
Of course, I wouldn't give you...something you don't want. Wow, isn't that an ingenious thought? o.o
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Date: 2004-02-21 04:54 pm (UTC)I'd give you an asparagus. Why? just 'cause.
I would never, under any circumstance, get you a lime. Yeah. *coughIamcrazycough*