Plagiarism, nice asses and the winner is....

[misscam]

After much careful pondering, I have decided to award the request to pennhothwen for her suggestion of Most Beatific Camilla of the White Fjords, which I chose for its fjordness and all the jokes I can make about pinin' for the fjords!

So request away, pennhothwen.

In other news - someone put up another OFUM and I missed it? Bah. But the author did decide to review afterwards to glomp me. Huh. That's a new one, I must admit.

Bought Love Actually on DVD yesterday. I adore it muchly, for some reason. And I want Hugh Grant for Prime Minister of Britain, so he can date the slightly-chubby girl, shake that nice ass and chew off nasty American president. Huzzah!

Mmm. Colin Firth. Mmmm. Colin Firth's ass.

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

I am so out of the loop.

But thankyou for the image of Colin Firth's ass. Mmmm.

Today is not a day I want to be at work. (if we had msn it wouldn't be so bad... then I could find someone to talk to other than people bitching about bus routes. Grr.)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Indeed you are. You even missed New Vinland.

Work is evil and people are stupid. Have a trout and smack them.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

yep.

Have lunch break now, yippee!

It figures that the first time I see you online in months I'm at work. I'm stealing that 10 comments meme, btw. Very interesting. ;)

*starts trying to think of things to say that are cryptic enough when friends list is so ridiculously short*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, that meme wasn't mine. It's been making the rounds, I think. Luckily for me I have lots and lots of people on my friends list, so I felt free to add in a few not-so-nice things without it being radiantly obvious who I was refering to. Although you might have a clue about some of them since you know me pretty well. But shhh, don't tell!

[shandydann]

Colin Firths Ass rocks mightily, keep remembering him and wet Hugh in Bridget Jones Diary. They should do a film where you get them both wet with tight shirts on at the same time.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

yes, I did have an idea who at least one of them was for... ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I thought you might - given past discussions and all ;)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. And perhaps a few other choice hunks as well. Mmm-mmmm.

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

I think there should be a movement for hot men dating slightly chubby girls.

Though as a chubby girl, I may be biased. ;p

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

I love the scenes with the porn stars and the 'I don't want to die saving some shit my grandmother could have written!' line.
The first time I saw it, I watched it with my parents so I couldn't drool over Mr. Firth's arse.

[pennhothwen.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I WON!!! AAAGHHH!!! I had no idea I was even a possibility for consideration! YAAAAAAAAAY!

*hyperventilates and faints*

Okay... hmm... I'll have to get back to you on that request, Cam. It's a precious thing and I don't want to waste it! ^_^

*squee*

So... *looks around shiftily* Are you an, eh... ex-parrot?

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

I have come to the conclusion that I'm the only one online that hasn't seen Love, Actually. Life is not good. *is off to make it good*

[slickmeister.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Colin Firth. Mmmm. Colin Firth's ass.


This is why I miss you, Cam. XD

[shandydann]

Much wetness, perhaps even with engines near by so they get all sweaty and oily.

[irian.livejournal.com]

OFUM plagiarization? Where? Where?

And Colin Firth. Mmmm. Like him better than Hugh Grant. Less rakish.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Let's give all the ugly men to the supermodels and give all the hot, hot ones to us more average looking chicks. We deserve them.

Mmm, Troy.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Aaaw, what a shame.

But that's what DVDs are for. Intensive arse-ogling.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*crosses arms* Don't wait too long. I don't want to turn ninety and get a phonecall in the retirement proclaiming "Yes! I finally have a request!"

Certainly not! I'm as parroty as they come, I am. I'm just pinin' for the fjords!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Tsssssk.

Go ogle. It's got Alan Rickman, too, if your taste runs in that direction.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My arse obsession? Well, nice to be missed for something, I suppose.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It was yanked - but Armelle saved it and sent me a copy. To quote teh first author's note:
The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth
Summary: Inspired by Meitian's Official Fanfiction University of Belsaere. To steal her summary (hope she don't mind) "In which some unfortunate authors learn through pain".
Disclaimer: Inspiration belongs to Meitian, title is similar to Meitian's, plot line is mine, influenced by Meitian, characters are either JRR Tolkiens, my own, or volunteer authors'; and the 'enlongated leek' belongs to
A/N: La la la...New ficcy...Yay. Ummm...Meitian...I lub oo... Don't kill me... Please?? Anyway, here is the fic, and be sure to look at Meitian's too, if you have any idea who Garth Nix is or what Ranna is or maybe even what an Abhorsen is.
And I was just reading over Meitian's first chapter again and I noticed that there is another Fanfic University of Middle Earth. Damn. Oh well...plenty of people write 10th Fellowship member stories, I'm allowed to write this one.

Okay then!

I also love Colin Firth just a wee bit more. It's the haughtyness. Mmmm. Haughty.

[irian.livejournal.com]

Official fanfcition university of Belsaere? There's a fan fiction university for Garth Nix? I didn't know that...

Oh well. At least the author of this plagiarized OFUM really didn't seem to know about your OFUM before she wrote hers.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

There are indeed. There's OFUs for a lot of fandoms these days, it seems.

And yeah, seems she didn't know, but I don't know how she missed it. The Belsaere OFU mentions my story at least twice and my name is in the summary, for crying out loud.

[irian.livejournal.com]

She probably didn't read through it properly because she's not acquainted with Garth Nix's work. So she just might have missed it. *shrugs*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nu-uh. Because she was enrolled at said OFU - I found her in the reviews, where she also declared her plan to write an 'Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth'.

[irian.livejournal.com]

*boggles*

Why would she enroll for an OFU of a fandom she claims to know little about? She doesn't even know what an abhorsen is, for crying out loud. O_o

Oh well. At least that's one more plagiarizer taken care of.

[shandydann]

Yeah, its like the time, when all the newspapers claimed that Orlando Bloom was going out with Christina Ricci because he held back her hair while she was being sick. (Not sure how it can be construed). Some of the fans were a bit uncomplimentary, but I thought, wow! He goes for curvy women! He has some taste! I was so disapointed in his taste when he started going out with the skinny blond thing. Although I'm sure she is a perfectly nice girl.

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

*whispers* I haven't seen it either. Though after admitting this, Cam and others may beat me into it.

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

Now see, that sounds like a policy I can completely agree with. Let's spread the beauty around, people. Lest we all end up like the British royal family ("Are you royal family? I'm a royal and we can marry and our genepool will go down the toilet!" -- Eddie Izzard).

Yes, lucious Troy. Eagerly awating the DVD for this one so I can watch all the good bits in slo-mo. Mmm.

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

I hadn't heard that. The holding of the hair, however, remains a very deeply ingrained ritual inside circles of hard partiers. It's just something you do, regardless of how you feel about the person who's being sick. It can be sort of sweet to, inasmuch as something involving vomit can be sweet. ;)

She may be a real sweetheart, but it stilll rubs me the wrong way how pretty still = skinny in so many minds. *sigh*

[shandydann]

I know, it rekon it might be the blond thing as well as the skinny thing. At least John Paul Gautier tries to design for curves.

Look at Marylin Monroe, she was a size 16. Although I think she looked nicer as a brunette.

Dont want to think about amount of times hair has been held back though.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Nice icon ;)

Sigh. I so need a paid account so I can play around with icons.

Ending up like the British Royal family would indeed be a fate worse than death. So let us all at once snag a hunk.If he doesn't come willingly, tie him up for this most worthy cause.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*gets out trout*

Oh yes.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I think it's best not to ask. The answer might damage our fragile little minds.

[irian.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

*brain explodes*

Hehe.

[pennhothwen.livejournal.com]

Very fine bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, don't you know.