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misscamSo. The great debate. What did Camilla think? Well, I shall attempt to summarize - somewhat seriously and somewhat not. Also contains snippets of a conversation with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eldamere that I had just after the debate.
El Camita: Bush is a large git with bells on
Eldamere: hee hee
Eldamere: yet another memorable quote from Camilla that I'll make into an away message....What did you think of Kerry?
El Camita: I can't decide
El Camita: part of me is so anti-Bush I'd boink Kerry if that would be what it took to change president
El Camita: another is all "Bah. Bored now."
Eldamere: I'm trying to like Kerry, really I am....But he puts me to sleep so bloody easily
Eldamere: Plus he bugs me, he really does. His boasting really doesn't make me happy.
My brother liked Kerry and thought he nailed Bush quite a few times. I'm inclined to agree. But this could be because I agree with some of it. I certainly think Bush & co have made a mess out of Iraq and his whole defence about a strong coaltion is just... Gah. Yes, Iraq is an important part of the "war on terror" now, but by *your* doing, Mr Bush. And what's going on in Iraq right now is not the US being on the offensive. It's the US being on the defensive.
But Kerry - I want to like you baby, I really do. And yes, I would boink you in a heathen sacrifice to the Nordic Gods to ensure your victory. I promise I shall try very, very hard if you are elected to wuv you as the Kerry Bear you are. But for now, alas, you are the Meh Bear. All my love comes from my hatred of Bush and without that, I cannot summon the love yet.
El Camita: I still want Kerry
Eldamere: Bush's stuttering was not amusing me at all
El Camita: by Odin, do I want Kerry
Eldamere: It's like, ok, let's spell now
Eldamere: That sounds so delightfully wrong
El Camita: four more years of the Shrub and I think I shall lose my mind
Eldamere: Nah, you won't. You'll keep it in order to drive major politicians crazy
El Camita: I don't care if Kerry's as bland as a hotdog without mustard
El Camita: GIVE ME KERRY!
El Camita: die Shrub, dieeeeeeeeeeee
Eldamere: Shrub annoyance has intensified
Eldamere: OUCH
Eldamere: and here was me thinking it simply couldn't get any worse
Now, Bush. Cam's longtime choice of villification. My, did he trip a lot. And he seem to cling onto the "Kerry is a flip-flop" like it was a log in a stormy sea. Yes, I got it the first time, you needen't say it again. Do you have anything more sensible to add that doesn't involve footwear?
El Camita: I've just listed to the idiot for an hour and a half
El Camita: I usually get grumpy from mere ten minutes of Shrub-age
Eldamere: I should have known
Eldamere: Bush in large doses is deadly. Kerry is just as bad. Snoring is practically guaranteed
El Camita: no, Kerry is not as bad
El Camita: he might bore me
El Camita: Bush will kill me
Eldamere: you're not allowed to die, I won't let you
Eldamere: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Eldamere: who else shall send me trouts and sarcastic support?
El Camita: you shall have to do without
El Camita: "Vote Kerry - Save Cam"
Speaking of slongs - Kerry repeated his quite a few times and Bush had his spiel about the aforementioned footwear. American politicians seem very fond of speaking in slogans. So I'm launching a few of my own.
"Kerry 2004: Kicking Bush out of the White House with pointed flip-flops."
"Bush 2004: Finishing the Job - Alienating the Other Half of the World."
Eldamere: I think it might put you out of your grumpy mood
El Camita: nothing short of Thor making pudding out of Bush with a hammer would do that
Eldamere: yeah, well, that won't be happening anytime soon
El Camita: don't say that! *prays to Thor*
Eldamere: don't say what?
Eldamere: That Bush's imminent pudding isn't gonna happen?
El Camita: yes
Eldamere: Hopefully Nov 4th it will
El Camita: you're crushing my spirit
Eldamere: wasn't it already crushed from listening to Shrub for an hour and a half?
El Camita: No, that was just my sanity
El Camita: look at it dancing in a pink tutu
Now, the smiling. The opinion that I have truly lost my mind have been raised here, especially when it comes to this point - I found Kerry's kinda haughty smile just a wee bit attractive. *hangs head* On the other hand, Bush's smirking - dude, why are you smirking when talking about evil and terrorists and how bad Iraq might get? I've said this before and I'm saying again - serious face when serious issues. I was very impressed at his skill at making Sad Voice, though. Must learn how to do that.
Eldamere: *images of Camilla's sanity dancing in a pink tutu*
Eldamere: very memorable. Can I videotape?
El Camita: No. You'd sell it on the Net and make money of it
Eldamere: Yes, you're right
Eldamere: Because then I'd actually know what you look like and so would the rest of the world
Eldamere: well those who don't anyway
El Camita: I doubt they'd be interested. But the tutu would create a stir, I'm sure
There was a lot of blah-blah, yadda-yadda, I can do this and see my magic trick. Really, I think candidates should get little electrical shots when they lie or yak too much. Maybe puppy-kicking contests wouldn't go amiss either. It certainly couldn't make the whole campaign process any less dignified with all the not-as-clever-as-you-think-insults and mud-slinging and jello-wrestling.
So the devil you know or the aloofness you don't? Shrub or Kerry Bear?
No doubt where Cam's Sanity would go, but a part of me keeps thinking there must be better choices out there than that.
Eldamere: Ah yes. I imagine you'd start a whole fashion revolution
El Camita: my tutu has gone in search of Kerry
Eldamere: I want to be VP of Cam's House of Couture
El Camita: and what makes you think you could get that honour?
Eldamere: because I like pink tutus
Eldamere: and they like me back
El Camita: I don't. My sanity should not wear a pink tutu. It should wear black leather
Eldamere: And since pink tutu will be the cause of the revolution in question, it's only fair. Me and the tutu already bonded
Eldamere: Just like Elrond
El Camita: then tell it to go bug you. Or better yet, Bush
Eldamere: With pleasure....here tutu tutu
Eldamere: tweet tweet tweet
Eldamere: or should it be flutter flutter?
El Camita: probably. It has glitter on
To summarize:
Bush: No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x 100)
Kerry: Meh. Yawn. Zzzz. Love-because-I-hate-Bush-and-find-haughty-attractive. Can't be worse. Sleepsies now.
If you spot my Sanity and the pink tutu, please direct it back to me.
ETA: While at it, would also boink Hugh Grant (*points to icon*) to ensure he'd be PM of Britain instead of Blair. I'm ready to make such scarifices and suffer so that you may all love a Prime Minister who can shake his ass and date chubby girls. I'm so noble.
eldamere that I had just after the debate. El Camita: Bush is a large git with bells on
Eldamere: hee hee
Eldamere: yet another memorable quote from Camilla that I'll make into an away message....What did you think of Kerry?
El Camita: I can't decide
El Camita: part of me is so anti-Bush I'd boink Kerry if that would be what it took to change president
El Camita: another is all "Bah. Bored now."
Eldamere: I'm trying to like Kerry, really I am....But he puts me to sleep so bloody easily
Eldamere: Plus he bugs me, he really does. His boasting really doesn't make me happy.
My brother liked Kerry and thought he nailed Bush quite a few times. I'm inclined to agree. But this could be because I agree with some of it. I certainly think Bush & co have made a mess out of Iraq and his whole defence about a strong coaltion is just... Gah. Yes, Iraq is an important part of the "war on terror" now, but by *your* doing, Mr Bush. And what's going on in Iraq right now is not the US being on the offensive. It's the US being on the defensive.
But Kerry - I want to like you baby, I really do. And yes, I would boink you in a heathen sacrifice to the Nordic Gods to ensure your victory. I promise I shall try very, very hard if you are elected to wuv you as the Kerry Bear you are. But for now, alas, you are the Meh Bear. All my love comes from my hatred of Bush and without that, I cannot summon the love yet.
El Camita: I still want Kerry
Eldamere: Bush's stuttering was not amusing me at all
El Camita: by Odin, do I want Kerry
Eldamere: It's like, ok, let's spell now
Eldamere: That sounds so delightfully wrong
El Camita: four more years of the Shrub and I think I shall lose my mind
Eldamere: Nah, you won't. You'll keep it in order to drive major politicians crazy
El Camita: I don't care if Kerry's as bland as a hotdog without mustard
El Camita: GIVE ME KERRY!
El Camita: die Shrub, dieeeeeeeeeeee
Eldamere: Shrub annoyance has intensified
Eldamere: OUCH
Eldamere: and here was me thinking it simply couldn't get any worse
Now, Bush. Cam's longtime choice of villification. My, did he trip a lot. And he seem to cling onto the "Kerry is a flip-flop" like it was a log in a stormy sea. Yes, I got it the first time, you needen't say it again. Do you have anything more sensible to add that doesn't involve footwear?
El Camita: I've just listed to the idiot for an hour and a half
El Camita: I usually get grumpy from mere ten minutes of Shrub-age
Eldamere: I should have known
Eldamere: Bush in large doses is deadly. Kerry is just as bad. Snoring is practically guaranteed
El Camita: no, Kerry is not as bad
El Camita: he might bore me
El Camita: Bush will kill me
Eldamere: you're not allowed to die, I won't let you
Eldamere: grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Eldamere: who else shall send me trouts and sarcastic support?
El Camita: you shall have to do without
El Camita: "Vote Kerry - Save Cam"
Speaking of slongs - Kerry repeated his quite a few times and Bush had his spiel about the aforementioned footwear. American politicians seem very fond of speaking in slogans. So I'm launching a few of my own.
"Kerry 2004: Kicking Bush out of the White House with pointed flip-flops."
"Bush 2004: Finishing the Job - Alienating the Other Half of the World."
Eldamere: I think it might put you out of your grumpy mood
El Camita: nothing short of Thor making pudding out of Bush with a hammer would do that
Eldamere: yeah, well, that won't be happening anytime soon
El Camita: don't say that! *prays to Thor*
Eldamere: don't say what?
Eldamere: That Bush's imminent pudding isn't gonna happen?
El Camita: yes
Eldamere: Hopefully Nov 4th it will
El Camita: you're crushing my spirit
Eldamere: wasn't it already crushed from listening to Shrub for an hour and a half?
El Camita: No, that was just my sanity
El Camita: look at it dancing in a pink tutu
Now, the smiling. The opinion that I have truly lost my mind have been raised here, especially when it comes to this point - I found Kerry's kinda haughty smile just a wee bit attractive. *hangs head* On the other hand, Bush's smirking - dude, why are you smirking when talking about evil and terrorists and how bad Iraq might get? I've said this before and I'm saying again - serious face when serious issues. I was very impressed at his skill at making Sad Voice, though. Must learn how to do that.
Eldamere: *images of Camilla's sanity dancing in a pink tutu*
Eldamere: very memorable. Can I videotape?
El Camita: No. You'd sell it on the Net and make money of it
Eldamere: Yes, you're right
Eldamere: Because then I'd actually know what you look like and so would the rest of the world
Eldamere: well those who don't anyway
El Camita: I doubt they'd be interested. But the tutu would create a stir, I'm sure
There was a lot of blah-blah, yadda-yadda, I can do this and see my magic trick. Really, I think candidates should get little electrical shots when they lie or yak too much. Maybe puppy-kicking contests wouldn't go amiss either. It certainly couldn't make the whole campaign process any less dignified with all the not-as-clever-as-you-think-insults and mud-slinging and jello-wrestling.
So the devil you know or the aloofness you don't? Shrub or Kerry Bear?
No doubt where Cam's Sanity would go, but a part of me keeps thinking there must be better choices out there than that.
Eldamere: Ah yes. I imagine you'd start a whole fashion revolution
El Camita: my tutu has gone in search of Kerry
Eldamere: I want to be VP of Cam's House of Couture
El Camita: and what makes you think you could get that honour?
Eldamere: because I like pink tutus
Eldamere: and they like me back
El Camita: I don't. My sanity should not wear a pink tutu. It should wear black leather
Eldamere: And since pink tutu will be the cause of the revolution in question, it's only fair. Me and the tutu already bonded
Eldamere: Just like Elrond
El Camita: then tell it to go bug you. Or better yet, Bush
Eldamere: With pleasure....here tutu tutu
Eldamere: tweet tweet tweet
Eldamere: or should it be flutter flutter?
El Camita: probably. It has glitter on
To summarize:
Bush: No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x 100)
Kerry: Meh. Yawn. Zzzz. Love-because-I-hate-Bush-and-find-haughty-attractive. Can't be worse. Sleepsies now.
If you spot my Sanity and the pink tutu, please direct it back to me.
ETA: While at it, would also boink Hugh Grant (*points to icon*) to ensure he'd be PM of Britain instead of Blair. I'm ready to make such scarifices and suffer so that you may all love a Prime Minister who can shake his ass and date chubby girls. I'm so noble.
