Wherein Cam Makes a Noble Sacrifice

[misscam]

jakie_f Also, Orlando Bloom is single again. The End Is Neigh, the barbarians are at the gate, it's time for Theoden and his calvalry to make a last doomed charge...
misscam oh dear. The fangirls must be cheering
jakie_f I am so, so, scared.
jakie_f Maybe it's all a publicity stunt?
misscam well, you can always hope he gets snagged soon again
jakie_f Oooo, by someone older then him too, so I can watch the spoogey tears fly
misscam maybe I should sacrifice myself
jakie_f It would be a noble thing.
jakie_f We'll pray for you.
misscam I'll close my eyes and shag him for non-fangirls of the world
jakie_f Pretend he's someone else. Lie back and think of Norway.
misscam I can do it. I can do it. *steels self*
jakie_f I have a selection of sexy French rugby players in silk rope and not much else waiting outside the bridal suite
misscam ah, you are too kind. I'm sure I will need an orgy afterwards

And later in a convo withadoralyna
misscam I'm trying to think of a way saving the world would also require of me to do David Wenham (...) maybe if I bring David to an orgasm, it'll... spread good vibes, thus cleaning up people's auras thus making the world less crappy!

I'm just so kind and good and sacrificing, you see.