Stalking!

[misscam]

So there's batshit insane stalker

adoralyna that is very, very sad
misscam also kinda scary
adoralyna I didn't comment on your last entry Cam. fandom rot is beginning
misscam OMG! I totally now hate you and must post about this in a special hate entry
misscam and friend all your LJ friends so they can see it
adoralyna do it. *cackle*

So you heard it here first. adoralyna has fandom rot. I totally hate her cus she's a big fat meeeeeeeean non-commenting, fandom rotting spew of an expired cucumber.

It also inspired in me this meme: What's the scariest you would do if stalking me for a day? (Be inventive, people.)

ETA: iseeyoucam Bwhahahaha! (It's almost sad how much amusement I'm getting out of this.)

Comments

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

Grab everything you have ever touched and rub it on my nether regions while gyrating wildly and howling your name to the heavens.

Or perhaps write you in as the star OFC in a LotR/HP/Buffy/Spongebob/Wrestling mega crossover and describing your beauty in every paragraph in the words of Britney Spears songs.

[mercury-dragon.livejournal.com]

Photoshop pictures of you sexing Bush and put them up where everyone can see them.

[adoras-cucumber.livejournal.com]

Hello Adora.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Send you flowers and chocolate...with "Love, Fred Phelps (your sexy hunk)" written on the tag.

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

Im HeRe NoW aNd Im WaTcHiNg U.

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

TaLk 2 Me, WoNt U?!!!!

[adoras-cucumber.livejournal.com]

She hats u

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

?

[adoras-cucumber.livejournal.com]

MEAAAANIEEEE!

[deesarrachi.livejournal.com]

What's the scariest you would do if stalking me for a day? (Be inventive, people.)

Scariest, eh? *grin* Well. It'd start with a huge breakfast of all your favorite food sitting on your bedside table. Then, while you shower, I'd sneak in and clip a lock of your hair to put in a necklace and keep forever and ever. Then, I'd leave little Post-It notes (heart-shaped ones) allllllll over your house, saying stuff like "deesarrachi is watching you." "I can see you." "I know you like kitties."

And then I would hide under your bed until you fell asleep.

XD *issuchadork*

[reenjalas.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I'd break in to your house and sleep in your bed and touch ALL your stuff and I'd probably do all sorts of gross and indescribable things with your undies. :P

And I'd ask if we could have hawt!and!kinky!lesbian!sex and also if you'd be willing to have a baby with me.

ALSO: if you would refuse I would start a nasty rumour about you, Phelps and G. W. Bush having a threesome. Ph33r my m4d ph0t0m4nipul4ti0n skillz!


...

Man, I wish I'd slept more than 4 hours last night. I'm starting to scare myself. *scrubs brain*

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

DoEs NoT!!11 ADORA HATES U!!

[iseeyoucam.livejournal.com]

ROFLOLOLOLOL OMG TOLD U

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

...what exactly is fandom rot? *blinkblink*

And I'm feeling too unimaginative for that meme right now, sowwy.

[perhatikan.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I'm not really good in doing scary stalking things. But I can try.

I'll become your doppelganger, get into your house like that ghost in Ringu by using a monitor while crooning really bad poetry. Then I tattoo my ownership over you on your shoulder, stuff you, bound and gagged of course, in a closet and take over your life since I know everything about you.

(Not very inventive or scary, as you can see. Perhaps I should dress up as Tom Bombadil before I morph into your doppelganger. That could explain the really bad poetry.)

[meeta.livejournal.com]

What's the scariest you would do if stalking me for a day?

I would fling hair elastics at your door until you answered it.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Oh, the smell of wank in the morning...

and all the witty wonderfulness that comes with it.

OMG CAM, you're such a bad rotting cucumber!

PS: Stalking

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

The creepiest thing I can think to do is to take any picture of you I can find and photoshop myself into it.

because I did that with Viggo Mortensen once

But you're pretty safe, not being Viggo and all.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I'd ask you eat a stick of butter and some stuffing every day and to take a bath in broth with all my favorite herbs (no showering afterward!) Wear lots of parsley, potatoes, and stewed carrots on the side.

Or I'd write bitchy entries about things I do wrong every day, never blaming myself, and before too long, I'll start blaming you for my mistakes. Before you know it, I'll have made a "www.godhatescamillasandman.com" website with pictures of "immodest" you and tasteless (and illustrated) descriptions of what God intends to do with you.

And I'll be in Heaven, having been allowed up early because God loves me so much, laughing down at your sorry skin all the time!

*maniacal laughter and frothing at the mouth*

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

...OR I'll just start following you around and making sure any boyfriends or potential boyfriends of yours understand that I'm always near you... and that I have a Mr. Snippy Vasectomy Kit in case they try anything.

[cathgrissom86.livejournal.com]

First of all, I would smear my love for you all over you walls using a mixture of lard and red food colouring (red is for love). Then, I would build myself a home in your attic, and watch you all the time. I would make love poems of you and GW and plaster them to the walls when you went out. I would also join in the mayhem of photoshopping you and GW nekkid in bed together. Phelps would be there too. And Alberta's redneck premier, just for good measure. Finally, I would hack into your livejournal and write thousands of posts of you professing your love for me, for I am delusional and need your love in return.

<3333333333

[sliven.livejournal.com]

What's the scariest you would do if stalking me for a day? (Be inventive, people.)


First, I'd stare at you. And believe me, when I do it, it's really scary.
Then, I'd poke about in your computer, and insert italics everywhere in your documents. Muhaha.

[elenculda.livejournal.com]

Polka music?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty lazy. I'd just set up www.camcamyes.no, link it to a LJ community, wait for everyone else to write stalky things about you and just skim the RSS feed every so often :)

Hmm... apart from the CamCam, that's pretty much what I do now.

So. Lazy.

[visp.livejournal.com]

Hmm... follow you around and send little notes or phone calls threatening to kill anyone you flirted with or flirted with you because "You're mine" or something like that, maybe. Although, in all honesty I'd probable just send you an "IOU one stalking at a later date, I'm busy now" note.