Wah Wah Wank?
Mar. 9th, 2005 12:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Things Cam Wants to Do, But Probably Shouldn't:
Tell GAFF to STFU with the drama already.
Start an Official Fanfiction University of CSI
Send a virus to the sender of a prayer chainletter that ended with "sit back and watch the power of God work in your life." (Cam is a happy little atheist.)
Start a Catherine/Warrick fanfic archive
Pelt the Norwegian defence minister with trout
Shout at utterly pointless reviews
Rewrite her LotR Sue to see if it could be made good
Pathetically whimper for good unpointless reviews
Go out and get laid as inspiration for smut
Pig out on chocolate
Seriously, what is with all the drama of late? Not only GAFF, my people on my flist, too. Huh. I'm worrying I'm going to be inflicted and sprout into some massive "wah wah wank" any day soon. Maybe it's something in the cables. Maybe there should be fake-wank places people could go to and work all the drama out of their systems. Wouldn't the world (read: Internet) be much better and have cuter kittens?
Yeah, maybe not.
And for today's entry in Fanfic Author Appreciation Week - Altariel. Writes a lot of Faramir/Éowyn. Propbably best known for the epic A Game of Chess, but my favourite piece is still Through a Glass. She also writes some interesting interpretations of Denethor and a little bit of Star Trek on the side.
Tell GAFF to STFU with the drama already.
Start an Official Fanfiction University of CSI
Send a virus to the sender of a prayer chainletter that ended with "sit back and watch the power of God work in your life." (Cam is a happy little atheist.)
Start a Catherine/Warrick fanfic archive
Pelt the Norwegian defence minister with trout
Shout at utterly pointless reviews
Rewrite her LotR Sue to see if it could be made good
Pathetically whimper for good unpointless reviews
Go out and get laid as inspiration for smut
Pig out on chocolate
Seriously, what is with all the drama of late? Not only GAFF, my people on my flist, too. Huh. I'm worrying I'm going to be inflicted and sprout into some massive "wah wah wank" any day soon. Maybe it's something in the cables. Maybe there should be fake-wank places people could go to and work all the drama out of their systems. Wouldn't the world (read: Internet) be much better and have cuter kittens?
Yeah, maybe not.
And for today's entry in Fanfic Author Appreciation Week - Altariel. Writes a lot of Faramir/Éowyn. Propbably best known for the epic A Game of Chess, but my favourite piece is still Through a Glass. She also writes some interesting interpretations of Denethor and a little bit of Star Trek on the side.