New Asatru
Apr. 7th, 2005 02:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamI get asked now and then what New Asatru is and well, I figured it was time to explain a little bit.
Asatru is the rather modern name for the old Nordic faith in Odin, Thor, Frey, Loki, Freya and so on. According to the mythology, the Gods eventuallydie in Ragnarok, the end of the world. But while the male Gods perish in battle, not much is said of the Goddesses. And thus Cam pondered - what if they lived on and established a new woman-centred world?
New Asatru was born. And to give a taste, I hereby present Cam's Ten Principles of New Asatru on Men and Women.
First Principle
Honour the women and bring them offerings of hot males bound and gagged
Second Principle
Every woman is an Queen and all males are her subjects
Third Principle
Women may find their perfect man. But you don't buy a car without test-driving the competition
Fourth Principle
Men were made to be ogled
Fifth Principle
Women were made to ogle
Sixth Principle
Children were made to remind you of safe sex
Seventh Principle
Honour your male and give him education into the glory of the clitoris
Eight Principle
Your body is an altar. Do not allow him in without proper offerings.
Ninth Principle
Don't swallow unless he does.
Tenth Principle
And when the male does whine, remind him strongly - there was a time that the males did rule and it was good for them. And now they can shut the fuck up and bow down, dammit.
Asatru is the rather modern name for the old Nordic faith in Odin, Thor, Frey, Loki, Freya and so on. According to the mythology, the Gods eventuallydie in Ragnarok, the end of the world. But while the male Gods perish in battle, not much is said of the Goddesses. And thus Cam pondered - what if they lived on and established a new woman-centred world?
New Asatru was born. And to give a taste, I hereby present Cam's Ten Principles of New Asatru on Men and Women.
First Principle
Honour the women and bring them offerings of hot males bound and gagged
Second Principle
Every woman is an Queen and all males are her subjects
Third Principle
Women may find their perfect man. But you don't buy a car without test-driving the competition
Fourth Principle
Men were made to be ogled
Fifth Principle
Women were made to ogle
Sixth Principle
Children were made to remind you of safe sex
Seventh Principle
Honour your male and give him education into the glory of the clitoris
Eight Principle
Your body is an altar. Do not allow him in without proper offerings.
Ninth Principle
Don't swallow unless he does.
Tenth Principle
And when the male does whine, remind him strongly - there was a time that the males did rule and it was good for them. And now they can shut the fuck up and bow down, dammit.
