Is there a co-writer out there?

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So, in preperation for "The Official Fanfiction University of CSI", I've set up an account for it - CSICo-ordinator

But I'm still looking for a co-writer for it.

I guess I should explain a bit for the unaware - years ago I wrote The Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth (usually just called OFUM) where... well, I'll borrow the Fandom Glossary's description:

where badfic authors are kidnapped to a university in the fictional universe in question and subjected to educational torments by canon characters. A subgenre which has inspired fanfiction universities in other fandoms.

The idea is basically to be funny while explaining a few essentials of fanfic writing for the fandom. People get to enroll as you would any other University and get their fictional self kicked around a lot by Grissom&co. All in good fun, of course.

The idea rather caught on and people have borrowed my format to write Official Fanfiction Universities all over the place. To my eternal sadness, however, no one ever asked to do a CSI version. So I decided I'd just do it. However, I'm still writing a few other stories, so I would really like to have a co-writer on it. Preferably someone who has some fanfiction writing
experience, can be funny and know CSI pretty well.

(My OFUM page where you can see the list of all the various spin-offs and what-not.)

Name:
Age:
Race:
Gender:
Hair-colour:

Next of kin:
Insurance company:
Organ donor:
Autopsy:

Fear of bugs:
Fear of blood:
Fear of man-juice:

I'm a Shipper/Slasher/Mary Suer:
Your choice of pairings:
Your anti-pairing hate of all time:

In your own words, tell us...
Grissom is:
Catherine is:
Warrick is:
Nick is:
Sara is:
Greg is:
Robbins is:
Brass is:
Ecklie is:
I am:

I write CSI fanfic because:
Angst or fluff:
Fluffy bunnies forever or all die at the end:
I have written slash:
I have misspelled a character's name (if so, tell us how):
My Lust Object is:

I hereby enroll at the Official Fanfiction University of CSI and declare all injuries will be the result of my own stupidity.

Signed,