Come again?

[misscam]

Want to buy some fanfiction?

*shakes head* Now there's a spectaculary bad idea. She even has a list of things she won't do - migt just be me, but if I was charging money for my writing, I'd write anything - Harry/Draco sex with wild & exciting uses of the Sorting Hat, Catherine/Warrick/Hodges/Brass/Grissom fivesome featuring Grissom Dirty Talk, Elrond's secret life as Ronwen the spanking mistress of Gil-galad. People are not neccessarily gonna want what your likings are, miss money-making schemer.

Bad idea. Oh so bad idea.

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[keskt.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. That is AMAZING. The whole thing gave me a good laugh- some of the comments were awesome (seriously) too.
I had just finished at something someone else sent me (trying to be as vague as possible in case you don't want to be spoiled for the new Harry Potter) illustrating the crazy, crazy people that are in the Harry Potter fandom too. Good stuff.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've read the lastest HP book, have no fear.

And yes, some of the comments delvered some serious smackdown. Wheee.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'll get even more, as more people read fandom_wank.

The outcry over JK's recent interview and the heartbreak of a certain shipper camp has made for such great laughs- I love Harry Potter but I never expected Rowling to give me entertainment BEYOND the books! I seriously love that woman.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Harry Potter has the wankiest wanks of all. It's insane.

And heaps of etertainment ;)

[honorh.livejournal.com]

She's asking people to spread the word. I happily complied. So did Fandom_Wank. Yes, I'll bet she gets plenty of publicity now.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

it says that Fandom_Wank has been suspended- same with ljdrama (could be typing that wrong)- am I typing the name wrong?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/

It's on journalfen.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Wait a moment. Does not any disclaimer on fanfiction say, "I don't own this world/the general storyline/these characters etc., and I have written this just for fun, not for profit"? Doesn't this poor victim of brain amputation realize that she might even be in for legal action? *headdesk*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, she doesn't fear lawyers, apparently.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Per one-shot and/or poem: $10.00 USD or 4 months paid lj time or 1 year extra icon space

O_O Is it just me, or is that a rather... large price for one-shot or poem? Unless those are epic poems and she's charging all that to pay legal fees. :P

Elrond's secret life as Ronwen the spanking mistress of Gil-galad

*dies* I was smart and read this while drinking something that feels unpleasant choking on and/or coming out of the nose.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's steep. Especially considering she aint that great a fanfic author, from what I gather.

And I apologise for the unpleasant nose sensation. BLame it on her.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I've paid less for whole books of poetry, written by famous authors. Really now.

Well, the nose sensation made my ability to *snerk* not only disruptive, but deadly. I shall use this power only for evil. While blaming it on her.

[anitchka.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

And the description of herself in her userinfo just slayed me. It's like a real-life Mary Sue.

[keskt.livejournal.com]

I LOVE your icon

[anitchka.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks. :) I've gotten a lot of use out of it lately.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Looks: 5' tall, exactly (in shoes). Extremely dark brown hair that's often mistaken for black; approximately two feet long and unable to decide whether it's curly, frizzy, or straight; usually worn down because it looks better that way; the hair, in the sunlight, occasionally turns a reddish-purple--this is perfectly natural.

The woman has more description of her hair in her info than I have of my entire appearance. In or out of the sun.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

That's mad.

Isn't it illegal to make money off of something that is not yours? -is comfused (yes, comfused)-

Her profile. My god, that woman has MS written all over it. And that's a bit much for a one shot or poem. And continuing her own fic? Get un life, lady. -facedesk-

[monkeyfetus.livejournal.com]

erg... I can hear the lawyers salivateing already...

"oh goody! fresh meat!"

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just... wow.

The nerve of some people!

How've you been, btw? I am swimming in lesson plans and I miss talking to you. :(

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. She's so much stupider than I ever imagined anybody could be.

I followed the link to one of her fanfics. (http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/queenstrata/tms.html) There are many chapters. Pick one at random and check out the bolded bits.

She's posted the entire text of the first two HP books. It looks as if she intends to post all of them, too. Only I expect she wants $5 per chapter of JK's blood sweat and tears? Little toad.

[freckles-knows.livejournal.com]

Oh... My...god...

the summary:

Marauders' First Book *complete*
In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally insues! (Will later become a series with at least seven other books--six more MSTs, and an AU fic to go along with it. Will also later become Sirius/Remus slash, as well as Draco/Harry slash in the AU.)

Wait, wasnt one of the things she was refusing to write slash? I mean, how would she even fit it in, when what shes doin is just one of those 'Marauders read the HP series'

Im also fairly certain that she didnt even do the comentary between it, because I read one of those fics when I was bored, and I read that exact same comentary. And I can almost be 100% sure it was not written by her.

-headdeskheaddesk- -twitch-

[falena]

Just dropping by to say goodbye!Haven't had the chance since you've been pretty busy these days.

Will read the link when I'm back.

Arrivederci,

Ellie

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

...Elrond's secret life as Ronwen the spanking mistress of Gil-galad.

*vomits silently into her breakfast bowl*

Grissom Dirty Talk is something entirely else, of course. *grins*

And that little cow is completely insane, isn't she?

[megpie71.livejournal.com]

Geez. Just when I thought, after four years of tech support, that I'd finally seen the utmost depths to which human stupidity could sink, she goes and finds some new ones.

Part of me is busy saying "post a link in alt.fan.pratchett, go on, do it!", just for the thought of seeing how fast this dame's head would spin at the very politely worded "don't even think about it" letter she'd get from Pterry's agent.

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

PLEASE DO. *facepalms*

[saxihighlandck.livejournal.com]

Oh course when I go to look... it's not there... *sigh* But yes.. a very bad idea.

[briasoleil.livejournal.com]

I missed all the fun. Stupid time zones and sleep. The link won't work.

And is it just me? Or has this summer been particularly fanwanky?

[forceofhobbit.livejournal.com]

HBP was released. Of course this summer's been fanwanky. :-P

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

BAL-EETED! Ah, but it was fun while it lasted. :-)

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

Catherine/Warrick/Hodges/Brass/Grissom fivesome featuring Grissom Dirty Talk

Don't tease a girl like that. ;P