How fun. An asshat in the evening.

[misscam]

Look at me, I'm the ff.net police!

Got a review from this charming person as well.

The following review has been submitted to: The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth Chapter: 1
From: The Cleric 007 (thecleric007@hotmail.com)
I do hope you realize what a monster of TOS violation this fic has started.  I just went through all of them, reporting each one.  Because these are blatantly
interactive fics and, no matter how good they are, do not belong at

Joy. So if OFUM gets yanked (given that ff.net sometimes don't even seem to look at the reports before yanking a fic), you know who to thank.

(And wouldn't surprise me if this is the one who got OFUM2 yanked either.)

Comments

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

What. A. FUCKING asshole that "Cleric 007" is!

Of course, he/she/it bears an incredibly stupid, trying-to-pretend-it's-just-this-side-of-Sueish-but-is-really-over-the-line nic, so I suppose expecting higher reasoning skills and a sense of perspective is too much.

Want I should smack 'em with a quahog, Boss?

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

What an ASSHAT.

If it goes down, would writing in and explaining that it's an apparent vendetta report do anything?

[forceofhobbit.livejournal.com]

You have e-mailed them, yes?

. . . or are you waiting to see what happens?

[siraj.livejournal.com]

Beautimus... little fucker... can I borrow a whale or two if OFUM does get yanked?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Knock yourself out (or him, as the case might be).

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. Probably not, but you never know.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

E-mail them to say what? And to what e-mail?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

My ocean is your ocean.

[forceofhobbit.livejournal.com]

The one that they gave . . . *shrugs* Point.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I do hope you realize what a monster of an intelligent lifeform violation you are, Cleric 007.

And I thought the "no interaction" rule was to prevent the review pages from becoming a message board and eating up bandwidth, or just to stop people from using FF.net more for conversing with friends and fans rather than doing actual creative writing, or something...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

That's what I was told when I asked ff.net for a specification. And why I figured OFUM was all right.

[allie-meril.livejournal.com]

Hi. Was pointed at this act of bullshit by a link in avendya's journal.

That is rotten. One of the few good, entertaining stories there (one of the *very few reasons*, I might add, that tempts me to visit the Pit of Voles!)...

Words fail.

I'm pissed off.

Self-rightous little brat.

[arabel.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, who peed in Cleric 007's cheerios?

Why on earth do they have such a hate on for OFUM? As you and others pointed out, it doesn't really violate and ff.net rules, and I agree that the last thing anyone should be doing is getting GOOD fic pulled from there. O_o I wonder who they are?

What an asshat.

[freckles-knows.livejournal.com]

Oh...My..Gods...
Wtf.
My guess, theyre a Mary Sue author, and she wanted to save her own ass, and went on attacking fics better than theirs, with minor violations of the rules whichwerntevenrealruleswhentheficswerewritten!
Sorry, I didnt think that they were worthy of the space bar telling of their stupidity...
If OFUM get yanked, hundndreds will rise up, and stone her... with trout...

[passion-writer.livejournal.com]

"I just spent a good chunck of my day getting reporting this things at FF.Net..."
"Getting reporting"? "Chunck"? You'd think that people who do that kind of stuff could at least speak proper grammar and spell. But then I suppose that would overload their brains, wouldn't it? *sighs and tosses over chocolate*

[herbgurl82.livejournal.com]

Jesus. What a complete and utter asshole. Did he even bother to read OFUM? That just pisses me off, when idiots pull stunts like that.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

WTF is up with all the fic nazis these days? Seriously. I thought that making characters do what you wanted them to do was what fanfic was all about. It's kind of saddening, really. Damn.

[b2wm.livejournal.com]

I'll agree that some of the newer OFUs don't have the same quality, but when they start trying to pull down classics, they will release a tide of fan wank.

Popcorn? I've got carmel flavor and buttered...

I'd be more upset, but I've got access to other archives. (Even if I hate them at times...)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Heya.

Thanks. I must admit I find this a little idiotic myself - one thing is that he/she reported me, but to then go on some fucking crusade and post about it at GAFF? geez, asshat much?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I haven't the foggiest. Maybe an ant I stepped on in a previous life come to sting back.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have no idea who it is. And I don't really feel inclined to make the aquitance now.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Thank ye.

I guess he/she was too busy polishing the shiny police bag to bother about spelling.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Doesn't look like it, no.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Who knows... Fandom is starting to wear me down. I'm almost longing for days of hermitdom.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Doesn't mean they should just get yanked like that, though.

Bah.

*takes popcorn*