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Look at me, I'm the ff.net police!

Got a review from this charming person as well.

The following review has been submitted to: The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth Chapter: 1
From: The Cleric 007 (thecleric007@hotmail.com)
I do hope you realize what a monster of TOS violation this fic has started.  I just went through all of them, reporting each one.  Because these are blatantly
interactive fics and, no matter how good they are, do not belong at


Joy. So if OFUM gets yanked (given that ff.net sometimes don't even seem to look at the reports before yanking a fic), you know who to thank.

(And wouldn't surprise me if this is the one who got OFUM2 yanked either.)
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Date: 2005-09-15 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyladybast.livejournal.com
What. A. FUCKING asshole that "Cleric 007" is!

Of course, he/she/it bears an incredibly stupid, trying-to-pretend-it's-just-this-side-of-Sueish-but-is-really-over-the-line nic, so I suppose expecting higher reasoning skills and a sense of perspective is too much.

Want I should smack 'em with a quahog, Boss?

Date: 2005-09-15 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Knock yourself out (or him, as the case might be).

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Date: 2005-09-15 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedilora.livejournal.com
What an ASSHAT.

If it goes down, would writing in and explaining that it's an apparent vendetta report do anything?

Date: 2005-09-15 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I have no idea. Probably not, but you never know.

Date: 2005-09-15 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forceofhobbit.livejournal.com
You have e-mailed them, yes?

. . . or are you waiting to see what happens?

Date: 2005-09-15 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
E-mail them to say what? And to what e-mail?

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Date: 2005-09-15 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siraj.livejournal.com
Beautimus... little fucker... can I borrow a whale or two if OFUM does get yanked?

Date: 2005-09-15 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
My ocean is your ocean.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinneahtes.livejournal.com
I do hope you realize what a monster of an intelligent lifeform violation you are, Cleric 007.

And I thought the "no interaction" rule was to prevent the review pages from becoming a message board and eating up bandwidth, or just to stop people from using FF.net more for conversing with friends and fans rather than doing actual creative writing, or something...

Date: 2005-09-15 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
That's what I was told when I asked ff.net for a specification. And why I figured OFUM was all right.

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Date: 2005-09-15 01:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] allie-meril.livejournal.com
Hi. Was pointed at this act of bullshit by a link in [livejournal.com profile] avendya's journal.

That is rotten. One of the few good, entertaining stories there (one of the *very few reasons*, I might add, that tempts me to visit the Pit of Voles!)...

Words fail.

I'm pissed off.

Self-rightous little brat.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Heya.

Thanks. I must admit I find this a little idiotic myself - one thing is that he/she reported me, but to then go on some fucking crusade and post about it at GAFF? geez, asshat much?

Date: 2005-09-15 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arabel.livejournal.com
Sheesh, who peed in Cleric 007's cheerios?

Why on earth do they have such a hate on for OFUM? As you and others pointed out, it doesn't really violate and ff.net rules, and I agree that the last thing anyone should be doing is getting GOOD fic pulled from there. O_o I wonder who they are?

What an asshat.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I haven't the foggiest. Maybe an ant I stepped on in a previous life come to sting back.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] freckles-knows.livejournal.com
Oh...My..Gods...
Wtf.
My guess, theyre a Mary Sue author, and she wanted to save her own ass, and went on attacking fics better than theirs, with minor violations of the rules whichwerntevenrealruleswhentheficswerewritten!
Sorry, I didnt think that they were worthy of the space bar telling of their stupidity...
If OFUM get yanked, hundndreds will rise up, and stone her... with trout...

Date: 2005-09-15 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
I have no idea who it is. And I don't really feel inclined to make the aquitance now.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] passion-writer.livejournal.com
"I just spent a good chunck of my day getting reporting this things at FF.Net..."
"Getting reporting"? "Chunck"? You'd think that people who do that kind of stuff could at least speak proper grammar and spell. But then I suppose that would overload their brains, wouldn't it? *sighs and tosses over chocolate*

Date: 2005-09-15 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Thank ye.

I guess he/she was too busy polishing the shiny police bag to bother about spelling.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbgurl82.livejournal.com
Jesus. What a complete and utter asshole. Did he even bother to read OFUM? That just pisses me off, when idiots pull stunts like that.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Doesn't look like it, no.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nirix5.livejournal.com
WTF is up with all the fic nazis these days? Seriously. I thought that making characters do what you wanted them to do was what fanfic was all about. It's kind of saddening, really. Damn.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Who knows... Fandom is starting to wear me down. I'm almost longing for days of hermitdom.

Date: 2005-09-15 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] b2wm.livejournal.com
I'll agree that some of the newer OFUs don't have the same quality, but when they start trying to pull down classics, they will release a tide of fan wank.

Popcorn? I've got carmel flavor and buttered...

I'd be more upset, but I've got access to other archives. (Even if I hate them at times...)

Date: 2005-09-15 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Doesn't mean they should just get yanked like that, though.

Bah.

*takes popcorn*

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Date: 2005-09-15 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caribbeanblue.livejournal.com
gah. asshats! *shakes fist* honestly, some people don't know how to have fun.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Or have a very odd idea of what constitutes it.

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Date: 2005-09-15 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiendery.livejournal.com
I just want to know why this person sits around and "gettings reporting" for a good "chunck" of time. What the heck is the point in that?

Freak.


Here's hoping OFUM doesn't get pulled. Blech.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
It wastes time?

Here's to indeed.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] highwindpav.livejournal.com
WHAT?!

This person clearly does not understand interactive fiction! OFUM wasn't like a freakin' roleplay.

::kicks person in shins. Reserves the right to kick person in worse places if s/he reported OFUCSI too:: Sorry, feeling slightly possessive, even if I am falling way behind on that next chapter ::shiftyeyes::

What the hell. ::kicks person in various unpleasant locals anyway::

I've got no problem reporting the heck out of brazen attempts to undermine the NC-17 rule, but come ON. OFUM is goodfic, not breaking rules, and, and, it's goodfic.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
He/she did say that every OFU had been reported, which would include OFUCSI, alas.

*shakes head at it all* Asshats be everywhere.

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Date: 2005-09-15 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] honorh.livejournal.com
So very pissed right now. What that guy did smacks of vendetta. I mean, spending who knows how long seeking out and reporting fics at FFN? I don't know of a grammarnazi who'd do that! This guy needs surgery to correct his rectocranial inversion, and then he needs to get a job/life/significant other/dog before he starts reporting people to his homeowner's association for having their grass too long.

Date: 2005-09-15 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Yeah, it rather does. And to go after all of them is just... sheesh. I have no words.

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Date: 2005-09-15 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fondued-jicama.livejournal.com
What a bitch.

That's blatantly arrogant and stupid. Idiot.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] briasoleil.livejournal.com
That's all kinds of fucked up. Dude, that's just wrong. Even though I haven't read OFUM, I'm still sorry this happened to you.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitness.livejournal.com
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. There's just no end to the asshattery of people sometime huh? Quite possibly the most idiotic thing I've seen all week. Gah. I hope everything works out okay.

Date: 2005-09-16 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misscam.livejournal.com
Seems OFUM is all right so far, but some of the others are not.

Date: 2005-09-15 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laiwethel.livejournal.com
What a fucking idiot!

Here's another person hoping things work out.

Date: 2005-09-15 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darksylvia.livejournal.com
Jeez. That's arrogant and prick-ish.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belegcuthalion.livejournal.com
Such a self-righteous idiot!

Date: 2005-09-15 06:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] melliyna.livejournal.com
I think everyone else has said what I feel much more eloquently than I could but I would like to say that this person is very very silly

Date: 2005-09-15 08:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] falena
*shakes head in disbelief*

Just what my icon says.

Date: 2005-09-15 08:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lotus79.livejournal.com
Wow, how anal can you get?

Much more anal, believe me... *snickers quietly*

I found said vigilante's author profile. I read a fic of said vigilante. It had a single spelling error, and two cases of grammatically incorrect sentences (these were for the sake of impact, but still, rules are rules, no?).

I reported said fic and left a review explaining why. Constant vigilance! Zero tolerance!


Seriously. Don't mess with me, I'm an English teacher. :D

I hope OFUM doesn't get pulled. To be honest, I don't care if the fic I reported gets pulled or not--just hope my point was made. Ah well.

One week to go for me on my prac... then we will be able to talk again, glory be!

Date: 2005-09-15 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] highwindpav.livejournal.com
May your English Teacher Powers ever be used for the good!

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