Slight WTF, fun nicknames and fanfic ponderings

[misscam]

Would anyone read a Doctor Who/CSI crossover? Or Doctor Who/Nordic mythology? They're both slightly appealing to me. The Doctor and Grissom meeting, now that would be something.

Hmmm, bunnies, bunnies.

Has this story been confirmed?
Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant 'by means other than sexual intercourse.'

Because.... The mind boggles. WTF? As I understand it, people cover these in-vitro tries a lot themselves in the US. So what business is it of the state if they go to church or not or prefer not to be married? And as a child of parents who never married, but still stick together, I can ensure y'all that's gone just fine.

I worry about the US sometimes. Then again, I worry about most places.

Speaking of something totally different, what the sod am I doing on a mainly Harry Potter list of fandom awesome? My contribution to HP fandom is minimal at best.

Cool idea, though. But really, as I told wiccagirl24 some days ago, "point, laugh and fanfics, story of my fandom life". That's basically what I do, innit? Slightly dull perhaps, but there are worse fates.

And apparently, I'm also a royal miserlyness. Hee, this chick gives me all the funny names. (For the curious, she's still miffed I wouldn't okay her Good Omens OFU because someone else was already doing one.)

Which sparks a meme idea -
give me a nickname and I shall give you one. Aim for it to be fairly non-general.

Comments

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam: Blackboard Monitor For Our Times.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Emma: Pure and Dead Directly From the 1920s of America. Feathers encouraged.

[flowerslilac.livejournal.com]

lol, okay... I dub thee...

Camelot.

[flowerslilac.livejournal.com]

go me and my original bad self. >.>

[munchkin62.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam: Queen and Overlady of the Trout Throwers

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Munchkin: Towels For Pants International.

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam: Evil Overlord and Almighty Originator of Official Fanfiction University Goodness.

And yes, I worry for the US, too. I really hope that article isn't true.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Mrs. 'The Palantir Is Half-Full'.

Me too. But given the whole crusade against rights for gay couples, I fear it is.

[binglexjells.livejournal.com]

Grissom meets The Doctor? -eyes fall out of head- I... wow. I can only imagine how much I would love that. [Rose/Billie Piper is one lucky biatch.]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:)

Grissom would quote someone, the Doctor would wise-crack about meeting said person ad show off the sonic screwdriver and Grissom would drool over it... Good times, good times.

[Yes, yes she is.]

[autobadgirl.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam: Mistress of the Frozen Wastes.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Miss 'Who Needs Good Gears With Automatic?' Sandler

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Camilla, the Scandinavian Amazon! Now with revealing breastplate (tm) and 95% more spikes on armour than before.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Kaltia, Shag Mistress of Bush and Blair. OT3 of Power and Disturbingness.

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Cam, Smiter of Bad Fic and All Things Uncanon

I would DEFINITELY read a Dr. Who/CSI fic. Hee.
And I REALLY hope that article's just rumor. Sometimes, I worry about my government.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Acid Tosser on Russian Stereotypes

:) Whacky aliens in Las Vegas. Fun for all.

Is apparently not just a rumor.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I think I'd read a Doctor Who/Nordic mythology crossover. The Aesir can't be that different from aliens, and with Fenrir you've already got the gratuitous Bad Wolf reference. :)

Give me a nickname and I shall give you one. Aim for it to be fairly non-general.

Camilla, Nordic-fjordic whale-smacker extraordinaire.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I know, that was what I was first thinking - AU Bad Wolf plot. Where Nine lives, of course. Possibly.

Ravanger of Costumed Men.

[krazykat.livejournal.com]

To Miss Cam, the Throning Mistress of the World

I really hope that article is a fake. That is much too totalitarian and wrong! Legislating morality and pregnancy. I truly revile the sheer arrogance of some government officials.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Reading Mary, Brain Poker Extraordinaire

Not a fake. But unlikely to be passed, apparently, if that helps.

[lacontessamala.livejournal.com]

I commented a few minutes ago that the story had to be a fake. I deleted my comment, since I've since dug a little deeper, and found that it's actually true. However, bear in mind that people propose all kinds of nutty things as legislation, and precious few of them actually make it into law. This is surely going to be one of those proposals.

Indiana tends to be conservative, but the logistics of this bill are impossible. They could never enforce it, even if they didn't get rioted to death before the vote. And at worst, it would lead to a series of quick, opportunistic marriages that would quickly be dissolved. And I'm sure Indiana doesn't want to be known as the divorce capitol of the US.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ah, gotcha. I will still retain my WTF at anyone actually suggesting such a thing, though. Brrr.

And whoever suggested the bill didn't consider all that first? Feh. Idiocy, gotta love it.

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

StarBling, Kisaki no Kyouwan.

StarBling! It's like crossing Elbereth with Warrick! Because you spoil me with LOTR/CSI crossovers. And Kisaki no Kyouwan because I've been on a Japanese kick lately, and it means Queen of the Fjords.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

StarBling? Teehee.

WayWriter, Mistress of Words of Sand

(Do I have to explain that one?)

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

I gave this some thought, and all I can come up with is:

Camilla the Wankless, Queen of Common Sense.

No, really.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

But I have wanked now! Cleric took me to wank! *pouts*

The Kinky Wolf of Bush-Meat-Tearing Teeth.

[ladyumbra.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam fish weilding savior of North America

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Huggle Muffiner of the Desert Plains

[siraj.livejournal.com]

Hmm... nickname... 'Goddess of Squee' has a nice ring to it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

GiftGiver, High Drooler of Commonwealth Accents

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tallian_/]

Heh. She Who Punishes Misplaced Apostrophes.

This weirdness my country is oozing about gayness and marriage and morality horrifies me. This makes me want to hide in Canada or something.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hedgehog of Karma, She-on-She Writer For the Ages

Canada is good. Norway is better.

[ladyiapetus]

Miss Cam, Defender of the Oppressed, Maligned and Abused Fandoms.

I'd like to secede from/disown my country, but seeing as I live relatively in the center of it, I don't think it'd work out very well.

And a Doctor Who/CSI crossover? The Doctor and Gil Grissom in the same room, working together with the added benefit of the Doctor possibly at least rattling Grissom a little, if not outright freaking him out? Hell yes I'd read that!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Radioactive Mupper Cat.

If anything could freak out Grissom, it would be the Doctor. ideas, ideas...

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

I don't know Dr. Who well at all, but yeah, I'd read a Dr. Who/CSI cross.

As for the propsed legislation, nothing that screwy and logistically impossible would be passed. Yeah, the US pulls some nimrod crap, but not usiually the kind that defies all manner of common sense and logic.

Nickname, nickname... Miss Cam, Proud Ogler of Hot Men.

[dragonrider0-0.livejournal.com]

Miss Cam The Great Mistress of Mini-Balrog Taming

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

*head explodes* I get the feeling that even if that story isn't true, the idea is still ultimately in the minds of some politicians around this country. *sigh*

Hmm. Miss Cam, Flinger of the Dubyabound Trout *shrug*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Weather Cat, Scratcher of Stupidity.

Would not suprise me if it was. For feck's sake, "traditional families" is a myth. Families have adapted to survive through the years. When we needed to, we had many children. Now that we don't, we have less. There is no holy grail of family. It's adaption

/rant

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

I dub thee The Boggling Mind. Now in rainbow colours.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Enelya of the Fast Seas, Plundering Ff.net Ships Since Dawn of Piracy

Eh...

[stycaptain.livejournal.com]

Spider-Cam? Bitten by a radioactive Time Lord, given the ability to drool, leap great distances and support Warrick/Catherine?

Sorry, inspiration's a bit dry ever since I wrote that 'I Like Minis' song on the PPC posting board. Oh, did I mention I wrote an 'I Like Minis' song on the PPC posting board? Hint? (End plug?)

-stycaptain?-
-has no control over his question mark button?-

Re: Eh...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

The Subtle Hinter, Licensed Pilot of Badfic Mocking :P

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

She Who Converts Gits To Nine/Rose

I'd come up with something better, but it's threeam - see? Even my excuses are lame... :(

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Great Git of the Movement of STFU Idiots.

*basks in her convertion skills*

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

Oops, forgot to say:

Would anyone read a Doctor Who/CSI crossover? Or Doctor Who/Nordic mythology? Yes and yes.

[meeta.livejournal.com]

Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant 'by means other than sexual intercourse.'

[meeta.livejournal.com]

Um, what I meant to say after that is that this is completely fucked up. Quite obviously. If this happens I will protest. I will GO to Indiana just so I can mentally smash somebody's fucking face in with my protest sign.

[melliyna.livejournal.com]

Ummm...Lady Cam of the most ancient and holy order of the Snark?