The Human Flesh Tofu

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scullyseviltwin passed this on to me. Eat Hufu - The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative

Hufu^TM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken

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Okay then!

The Daily Show apparently featured this and it's supposedly serious. I must admit my troll sense tingles like mad, but on the other hand, people are also tasteless fucking gits at times.

Also from their FAQ:
Has Hufu^TM created a controversy?
Yes. (...) And at New College in Florida, an anthropology professor apparently killed a student newspaper story about hufu because he was offended that our Fijian Hungry Cannibal looked Fijian. We suppose he would have been happier if Hungry Cannibal looked Norwegian.

I don't know about him, but I sure as hell wouldn't be.