Bill O'Reilly, the Great Fic Inspirer and Cam Knows a Wanker

[misscam]

After dedicating my threesome fic to Pat Robertson, I guess I was asking for it...

christinenj I was wondering, if Pat Roberston being an ass could inspire such a great OT3. What could Bill O'Reilly inspire? He's even nuttier

adoralyna I smell a challenge
misscam clearly
misscam maybe I should start a series of DW fics inspired by people I detest
adoralyna Its led you to success in the past, certainly. Hell, that's kind of how OFUM started
misscam that and way too much caffine one day

Meanwhile, someone I know turns up at f-w due to a very, very long post

lotus79 and tl;dr is such an understatement
misscam I know this person. She IMs me now and then
lotus79 nice to meet you rose tyler. now run for your life!
misscam *snerks* There's always a DW quote applicable for any situation

Yes, I know acdragonmaster vaguely. The lastest I heard from her was she wanting to get me to slam down on one of the OFUs (it's a whole bunch of fics in various fandoms based on a fic of mine, if you didn't know), which wasn't living up to "OFU standards" or whatever. (You can see AC's reviews about it here. Note that she pursued the author of this OFU to her LJ and left comments there too.) Now, I don't actually get involved in the OFUs past the permission giving stage (unless the author ask specifically) - I don't have the time, am not willing to invest the effort and don't even know half the fandoms in question well enough to do so anyway.

I feel vaguely creeped out now. Shudder.

No one of you better start stalking me, are we clear? I'm armed with lutefisk.

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*stalks*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*smites*

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*is smitten*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*is triumphant*

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*celebrates*

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

*seconds the stalking!*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*smites the second*

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

*...samples the lutefisk? God knows the Chinese have come up with their own fucked up dishes in our day*

[chem-nerd.livejournal.com]

Yuck, I'm sharing a state with that little creep. Ew. Remind me not to friend her. I very seldom post f-locked entries, but when I do, I expect them to stay private.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too. I flock maybe one post a year, but still.

[boz4pm.livejournal.com]

No one of you better start stalking me, are we clear? I'm armed with lutefisk.

¬.¬

*whispers into walkie-talkie* "Eaglebird, this is GondorOne, do you read? Over. .... Check that. This is 'mission abort'. Repeat: 'mission ABORT'. ... No, seriously, run like hell - she has a lutefisk and she's prepared to use it!..."

¬.¬

*ambles away to read threesome with Jack!* Woots! *dances The Happy Dance*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Why stalk when you can read threesomes, indeed.

[falena]

No one of you better start stalking me, are we clear? I'm armed with lutefisk.

*Googles lutefisk and when she turns up with this Elisa runs away scared*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yep. Trout soaked in lye, then cooked and eaten, that's lutefisk.

[falena]

You had already explained me what lutefisk is..but the image is really 'ick'!

Powerful weapon indeed.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

One thing to hear about it and one thing to see, I guess.

[visp.livejournal.com]

I would stalk you, but you're in Norway and I'm in Tokyo, so I guess that's out, and I would try and stalk you over the internet, but I keep getting distracted by webcomics and such.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Oh, what a real shame :P

[sliven.livejournal.com]

Aaaw, dammit.
And I'm close enough to actually be able to do some sucessful stalking, too... *sigh*

Heartbreaker.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes, cruel and heartless, that's me.

But at least it gets me non-stalked.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

You might be armed with lutefisk, but I've still got my quahogs, and they're a distance weapon. So there, nyah!

BTW, I've only seen "Rose" so far, since the rest of 'em are still downloading, but I just gotta say:

DOCTOR WHO ROCKS!!! Like I didn't know that already, but day-ai-um!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

So is lutefisk, strapped to a bomb.

Ehehehe. Welcome to the fold, my dear. Welcome to the fold.

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

another one assimilated recruited, eh? Good, good.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We are the Whovians. You will be assimilatedseduced. Resistance is futile against the sonic screwdriver.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

No assimilation required. I've been a Whovian for literally as long as I remember. Who came before LOTR, before Star Wars, before everything except possibly Original Star Trek. So I was assimilated long, long ago. This is just freshening up the addiction, is all.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but quahogs don't NEED to be strapped to anything to be a distance weapon.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

Stalk? No... Spoil? You bet your Pop-Tarts!

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

-is totally not outside your window- -totally not- -alright, maybe a little- -offers ahi poke (ah-hee po-kay)-