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[misscam]

In today's WTF-fanfic:
The Doctor becomes a teenager and goes to high school

In today's question:
Cam is pondering doing some DVD-commentary style author comments on a few fanfics of hers. Which one would you like to see if she does?

In today's 'okay then!'
Venezuelan president calls Halloween 'game of terror' and urges Venezuelans not to mark it

In today's 'huh?' review:
rip: I hate death

In today's 'Protestants are bad, mmkay?':
If someone cannot believe in Catholicism truly, it is better that he or she disavow the Catholic label and take on the Protestant one and not lead others astray.

In today's shirtless man:


In today's 'the fun never ends':
TalkCSI has a thread called 'worst couple' - well, what do you think happens?

Choice fun:

Grissom/Nick..is the worst couple ever.ever.

i dont think that the worst couples was to include gay couples lol

Totally right about G/S. He's way to cultured and rational, older, and looking at it superficially, he's too handsome for her (plain jane, butch, gawky) Plus' she may be the most annoying character on tv. I'd like to see Greg and Catherine (she thinks she's all that and too much for him to handle,..please)

GSR is the worst couple ever!!! its just wrong, grissom would make sara MISSERABLE!!! and its so obvious she is in luv with nicky

GSR wont happen, if it was going to it would of by now, everything is turning sour for it, and veiwers are so over it, CBS has been getting so many letts about it apparently wanting it over and done with, everything is pointing towards snickers

i, along with others, feel GE is saying he is pro-GSR coz the writers made him, there are little comments that he and JF make that suggest they are
pro-SNICKERS, and their actions speak louder then their words.

For the record, I have seen with my own eyes gsr fans in many different websites attack, ridicule, make fun of, call names, flame, and conspire to have fanfics removed by anyone who don’t agree with ‘their’ view of the show.

You make it sound as if ALL GSRs act that way. Not all of us do. I can understand other ships, and accept them. Mostly that is younger people or people that are new to things like this board or ff.net. I wish anti-GSRs would stop making it sound like we are an army of haters. We aren't. People bash our ship as much as anyone else does.

Okay! I think that everyone should just chill on the GSR-hating! I and, I think that a lot of other people understand that a select few of GSRs can be hateful towards other ships. I really think that this thread is a horrible idea! Its just cause for tension and hatred on the board. Its a ship war waiting to happen.

The worst couple ist GSR!!!It´s like daddy and his daughter...disgusting..uuuhh...HOORAY FOR SNICKERS!!!!

And, for the record, i seriously am not trying to be mean here (really), but the primary age group of posters on this board would be 14 to about 18, and the TV viewing audience for CSI, is more mature, as in older, and THEY tune in to watch GSR, and THEY make the ratings of CSI sky-high, and that is WITH many canon GSR moments.

In today's meme:
Christmas list!

Step One

Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.

If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your LJ, or link to this post (it'll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two

Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:

If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.

You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

1. Doctor Who first series boxset / Doctor Who books: Mmm, Mmm or Mmmm / Doctor Who Annual / Doctor Who shooting scripts / posters. (No, I'm not obsessed.)
2. Pop-Tarts
3. A Dalek
4. Mute button on Bush
5. Icons quoting me, my fanfic, or others about me / Doctor Who icons / other icons that fit me particulary
6. A Doctor Who fanfic with Nine and Rose in Norway (time period is optional) and at least hints of romance
7. The world to get better, bit by bit
8. Shinies!
9. Sims2 + expansions
10. New telly.

My address can be found here, if you are on my friend's list.

Comments

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

You know, most of the time I think Chavez is pretty awesome, but every once in a while he comes out with something truly nutbaggish. Ah well. I still like him better than our nasty nutbag.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Quite. I guess there was something in his candy.

[fondued-jicama.livejournal.com]

Yes, Protestants are all such horrible heathens, bound for hellfire and damnation. [/snark]

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Clearly.

Which makes me wonder how she feels about atheists.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Oh, God, that talkCSI thread is hilarious.

I was having a pretty shitty day and this just made it soooo much better.

Amongst all the wank, I have to say the funniest thing was what KiraGrissom wrote how WP wanting his character to kiss Sara was because she was getting a promotion, so he'd give her a peck on the cheek just to "congratulate her", or because she's leaving, to "thank her". LOL. Man, some of these peeps make YTDAW beyond sane.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'm so glad to see the Xmas meme again! I had so much fun with that last year, it was really great.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. There's rationalizing and there's 'logic, that's the thing that went right over your head there'.

I guess I found the N/S hive, at least. Now I know where to go for OFUCSI material.

[siraj.livejournal.com]

in regards to the question, OFUM!

Or CSIOFU...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

:P

If OFUM; I'm only doing a chapter or two.

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

However, there is nothing wrong with The Doctor (10) teaching Quantum Physics at a high school. Especially when The Doctor (9) shows up for Parents Weekend so hijinks can occur.

What? ;)

Also, how does one ship Pop-Tars internationally? And more importantly, you realize frosted strawberry are the best I hope?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* Is that a plotbunny?

One just send them in the mail, apparently. People have done that for me before and it arrived fine. But I'm a chocolate and vanilla kind of girl, I am.

[sekhmets-temple.livejournal.com]

A game of terror? But how...why...how can a day that includes candy be a game of terror? Um...is Venezuela full of dentists? I could see dentists getting worked up about it.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I guess Chavez is in the pocket of Enraged Dentists of Venezuela. or something.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Heh, I was just pointing and laughing at the Chavez thing before reading this...

And just because I feel evil right now:



Closest I can come to granting wish #4, though now you have a picture of Bush in your journal. Eep.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe. It'll do as a substitue, for now. Thank you.

Picked a ncie little picture too, didn't you? :P

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

In today's WTF-fanfic:
The Doctor becomes a teenager and goes to high school

lemme guess, 13 is how old the author is? And her name is Brooke? (*sings* 'well, hello, Mary Sue')

Also gotta love Rose's instantaneous teaching qualification. That takes four years, author! Four years hard slog! *ahem*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Yes. You guessed correct on both. What would you like as your prize?

You mean teachers aren't just any old idiot who is bothered to do it? :P

[falena]

Ah...interesting post indeed!

Cam is pondering doing some DVD-commentary style author comments on a few fanfics of hers. Which one would you like to see if she does?

Uhm...I'd say: Butterflies Mate In Spring, Puzzle of Shrads, Touch of Rememberance and, above all, one chapter or two (you decide which ones, they're all great) of East Of The Sun, West Of The Moon.

Is it enough?I could go on for ages!;P

As usual the shipwanks leaves me WTF at first, but then I start laughing like a mad thing...

As for the Christmas meme...Bullocks, I have already bought you a Christmas present...but it was before you went all Doctor Who fan on me!!;P

Well, I think I can find a way to "incorprorate" your new obsession in my present!*G*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Yeah, that's enough.

Just have to give in to the silly, really, or one goes mad. Wankity wank wank.

Ah, no worries. I'm sure I'll get enough Who stuff as it is, since I've subtly hinted to family too. Mmm-mmm, new obsessions...

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

Is it bad that reading that CSItalk forum actually gives me a headache? I look at it and just cant hack it. Really, just cant. I must be getting intolerant as time goes on. Eeesh.

Rationality is so pretty. *pets it*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's sanity taking a hold on you. Don't fight it. *pats*

[(Anonymous)]

I think I could make one of those wishes come true. At least, I do hope so.
No, I won't say which one (even though no. 4 is definitely an attractive option).

An anonymous house-elf

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hello house-elf. Can I bring you anything? A sock?

:)

[j0llipops.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you've just reminded me, I must get to the post office and send your package. Am v. glad I remembered that.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe.

Look forward to it, I do.

[visp.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not Christian at all, but I have to agree with her on the Catholic one. If you don't agree with Catholic doctrine, don't be a Catholic. It's really quite simple. Every religion gets to make up it's own rules, and you have to abide by them if you want to be part of their religion. It's like... LJ communities. You read the FAQ and TOS, and if you can't abide by them, go somewhere else.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, what she seems to overlook is that the rules change all the time. You wouldn't have a FAQ from the Victorian age to apply to LJ now, would you?

And don't get me started on her 'eeeeeeeeeeeeebil protestants' vibe...

head 'splode

[reenjalas.livejournal.com]

( Compy was breaky, all good now! Am baaack! ^^ )

Argh, I'm so confused! Everything has changed! You've become completely obsessed by Doctor Who! Mad! Your layout has changed! Mad! Your posting pics of naked!Doctor! Nads!

Mad!

In other news, I think I shall send you a present. I've a small idea in the back of my head about your wish number 5. *cackles* Although, I shall see if I can find you a Dalek. Or, possibly, you'll just be getting a good old picture of a reindeer from Finland. The possibilities are endless! *cackles some more*

Er, see(or, more like, READ. Duh.) you around. *wavey-wave*

*leaves with her sugarhigh*

Nads!

[reenjalas.livejournal.com]

... Ooops. That was either Toey or my subconscious spankingspeaking. I suspect the latter. *looks shifty*

[binglexjells.livejournal.com]

Teehee.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Love it. And yes, I do that a lot, don't I?

[highwindpav.livejournal.com]

Heh, I saw that "Protestents are teh ebil" post a bit ago... I was good though, I didn't go after the guy in the comments that really hacked me off, the one who seems to think that Jesus is "especially not required" to save the heretical Protestants who are 'protesting the truth', whom all think the Pope is the Antichrist, and that communion is all superstition. 'Scuse me, sorry, this isn't the 'Protestant' you're looking for...

I think the OP could have said her piece without taking potshots at Protestants. I certainly don't mind if she thinks she's right and isn't afraid to say so...just hope she remembers the "tell the truth in love" part next time.

::looks at Christmas list, strokes chin thoughtfully...::

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Gotta love old, old religion grudges. Protestant versus Catholics, round five gazillion and thirteen. Sheesh.

*raises an eyebrow*

[kahva.livejournal.com]

There are times I would like to put both Bush and Chavez on Prozac. But Chavez has really got that, "Everyone is wanting to get me, I'm that special!" complex going, hasn't he?

I actually just did the Christmas wish list meme tonight at work. I figured I just go and do some big dreaming on that one. Never hurts to dream. :) http://www.livejournal.com/users/kahva/26448.html#cutid1 is mine if you'd like to take a look.

{Looks at your list.} Mmm, Pop Tarts. And a Dalek, eh? And I like your taste in shinies! :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Thank ye.

Yes, a Dalek. Actually, seems I'm getting several. All good. I love Daleks. The're shiiiiiiiny.

[puredeadthingy.livejournal.com]

*sighs* I'd love to write a Dr. Who OFU with mini-Daleks and all, but the canon is so huge and tangled.

My list:

[bloodanna.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/bloodanna/27678.html

[cantralian.livejournal.com]

So, this comment is totally late - but just checking to see if there's anything you want/must have from Aus? Tim tams, vegemite, violet crumble, jaffas etc etc etc. Let me know...