Notes to Fandom(s)
Nov. 14th, 2005 08:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
misscamDear CSI fandom,
Gofia? GOFIA? GOFIA? For my sanity, I implore you - think about what you name your 'ship. Grillows? Gofia? Hillbillies? What's next, Gnick? Brick? GrGr?
Incidentally, (some) Grillows shippers, Lindsey is not Grissom's child. Despite perhaps certain trick plots designed to make you think so, CSI is not a soap. Lindsey will not turn out to be Grissom's after years of mistaken paternity and thus be the catalyst for Grissom and Catherine to have hot, kinky sex under his desk. Fanfic it till death if you want, but don't try to preach it as Canon when there isn't even the vaguest hint of it.
(Translations for the sane: Gofia=Grissom/Sofia, Grillows=Grissom/Catherine Willows, Hillbillies=Cath/Nick, Gnick=Greg/Nick, Brick=Brass/Nick, GrGr=Grissom/Greg.)
Incidentally, I'm now seeing other fandoms. I'm sorry. You just don't have a sonic screwdriver.
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Dear Doctor Who fandom,
try not to wank, okay? You're very shiny and new and I want us to continue this glorious honeymoon of ours just a little bit longer. I'll wear lace and bat my eyelashes at you, I promise.
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Dear HP fandom,
*boggle*
How's that 'less insanity' diet going for you, really?
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Dear LotR fandom,
I could take a trip in the TARDIS a hundred years forward in time and you'd still probably be writing Legolas romances and argue about whether or not Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan were forced into the closet by a world-wide conspiracy of slash haters while the gang of Canon purists and Canon orgies battle it out with insults and assurance in own superiority.
Ah, such fond times.
...
I think we need theraphy.
****
Meanwhile, check out the pictures of the storm currently hitting Norway.
Ouch.
Pride and Prejudice is released in the US as longer version
*blinkblink*
Gofia? GOFIA? GOFIA? For my sanity, I implore you - think about what you name your 'ship. Grillows? Gofia? Hillbillies? What's next, Gnick? Brick? GrGr?
Incidentally, (some) Grillows shippers, Lindsey is not Grissom's child. Despite perhaps certain trick plots designed to make you think so, CSI is not a soap. Lindsey will not turn out to be Grissom's after years of mistaken paternity and thus be the catalyst for Grissom and Catherine to have hot, kinky sex under his desk. Fanfic it till death if you want, but don't try to preach it as Canon when there isn't even the vaguest hint of it.
(Translations for the sane: Gofia=Grissom/Sofia, Grillows=Grissom/Catherine Willows, Hillbillies=Cath/Nick, Gnick=Greg/Nick, Brick=Brass/Nick, GrGr=Grissom/Greg.)
Incidentally, I'm now seeing other fandoms. I'm sorry. You just don't have a sonic screwdriver.
****
Dear Doctor Who fandom,
try not to wank, okay? You're very shiny and new and I want us to continue this glorious honeymoon of ours just a little bit longer. I'll wear lace and bat my eyelashes at you, I promise.
****
Dear HP fandom,
*boggle*
How's that 'less insanity' diet going for you, really?
****
Dear LotR fandom,
I could take a trip in the TARDIS a hundred years forward in time and you'd still probably be writing Legolas romances and argue about whether or not Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan were forced into the closet by a world-wide conspiracy of slash haters while the gang of Canon purists and Canon orgies battle it out with insults and assurance in own superiority.
Ah, such fond times.
...
I think we need theraphy.
****
Meanwhile, check out the pictures of the storm currently hitting Norway.
Ouch.
Pride and Prejudice is released in the US as longer version
*blinkblink*
