No Turkey for Cam

[misscam]

The secondthird one who asks me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving (or later, how my Thanksgiving was) today is going to get a firm kick to the buttocks, okay?

Goodoh!

(Aka Cam is Norwegian and doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving and how many times does she have to explain this GAAAAH Gobble Gobble NO TURKEY!)

ETA: Preview no longer needed. Story up here.

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Nice snippet. Even though I've seen it already ;)

*pats the cranky Norwegian carefully so as not to get bitten*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You always see everything first ;)

*purrs*

*bites Phelps*

[cadiliniel.livejournal.com]

I once heard a really funn Welsh song - 'Stuff Christmas [again, ditto the no Thanksgiving], Not the Turkey' *g*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Poor Turkey. No dignity at all.

[drakyndra.livejournal.com]

This pervert approves greatly. And, wants more.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's posted now, for your perverting pleasure.

[aervir.livejournal.com]

Hah, no Thanksgiving for me, either (my kind of Thanksgiving would be a church festival in October, except for the fact that I no longer go to church anyway...), although I sure don't begrudge all the Americans their Turkey family dinners. You can also do fun stuff with Turkeys.

And I'm a happy pervert right now.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Hoo boy. I was worried for a moment it was something even worse. See what you've done to my mind? You've perverted it!

*posts fic*

[colorstoobright.livejournal.com]

So, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Kicking you

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I am a happy, perverted token male right now...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Snort.

Well, given that you ogle both the males and the female, you should be pleased.

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

Even I knew that you don't celebrate the American Thanksgiving.

-hugs her favourite Norwegian and person who does not celebrate Thanksgiving-

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I would say it's fairly obvious if one knows I'm Norwegian that I don't.

But then again, never underestimate stupidity.

:)

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Oh, I totally celebrate Thanksgiving. Didn't you know it's secretly a British holiday? We dance around the streets cheering the fact that George Bush is not our responsibility and neither is his country.

... Mind you, we do that every day. Hmmmm.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

International Day of Thank God Bush Is Not Ours?

[visp.livejournal.com]

You know you're a pervert when you're skimming through your friends list, and all that you pick up are 'firm' and 'buttocks'.

I was all "woah now, what's this?" and then I read the in between words and was very sad. then I read the smut behind the lj-cut and was happy again.

^-^.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

As I keep saying, you're all a perverted bunch :P

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

Yes. Kick them, Miss Cam. Kick them until they know the world has more than America in it.

Re snippet: *gurgle*

That is all.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I shall try my best. *polishes boot o'kicking*

Hehehe. Story be up now, it be.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

I was going to be surprised that I've never asked that of any of my foreign friends out of sheer habit (as opposed to ignorance), but then I remembered I've never actually cared how anyone else spent their Thanksgiving to begin with. (Aren't I pleasant. ;P)

So how is your not-a-holiday, turkeyless, late November Thursday going? :)

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It's wet and cold and needs more chocolate.

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

Americans do have a tendency to forget that the rest of the world doesn't fuction exactly as we do. Its horribly self-centered, really.

I could understand it a little bit more if they did this with even a slightly more universal holiday but Thanksgiving? That's akin to asking you how your Fourth of July was.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I've had that happen too, some years back. *shakes head* Hello, Cam, Norwegian, remember?

[erhothwen.livejournal.com]

Have a happy, just happy, day then!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. Happy GobbleGobble to you.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

The second one who asks me what I'm doing for Thanksgiving (or later, how my Thanksgiving was) today is going to get a firm kick to the buttocks, okay?

So, what are you doing for Thanksgiving, then?

*bends over and presents backside*

Couldn't resist....

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*puts on boots with special Spike O'Sharp*

*kicks*

[chunkylimes.livejournal.com]

And then there's us Canadians, with our oh-so-rebellious Thanksgiving in OCTOBER!