Cam Finally Pokes Doctor Who Badfic
Dec. 6th, 2005 05:47 pmFrom a badfic near you (run away!):
“Theta, it OK.” She murmured softly, stroking his hair.
“No, it not OK.” He lifted his head and she could see just how many tears had fallen. “It shouldn’t have been like this, a fast shag in an alleyway. I wanted more from our first time. I wanted to hold you, love you, I wanted you to feel romance, special, not to have a good hard fuck in this dirty ally.”
Dear Doctor Who fanfic writer,
now, granted, I am new to Who Canon as well, but from what I've been able to dig up, Theta is a nickname the Doctor was given once (in University?), but he prefers to be called the Doctor. From what I gather, he doesn't much like this nickname. Why the heck would he have Rose call him Theta? Think about that. Furthermore, it is not 'OK' to have post-coital cavemen talk. Even if the Doctor has been shagged silly, he would still remember his verbs. And crying after or during shagging - the guy shed one tear at the memory of his entire planet and race going bye-bye. Why is he suddenly the Sob of Gallifrey? Think reeeeeeal hard now.
Also, I haveth GAFFed you.
Meme snagged.
1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. I'm Miss Cam - well, Cam is short for Camilla, which is my name. The Miss clears up any gender confusion and adds a vaguely authoritarian teacher sound to it, which was what I wanted for OFUM. It's just stuck since.
2. "Cam's Corner of the World" because that's what it is. My simple little corner where I do what I like.
3. "Musings of a Shameless Amused Hussy" as someone once called me "shameless amused hussy" and I was amused. And I do like to muse.
4. "Cam's Corner of the World-Friends" because I ran out of imagination that particular day.
5. Right now, Christmas-y TARDIS. Because it is the season.
“Theta, it OK.” She murmured softly, stroking his hair.
“No, it not OK.” He lifted his head and she could see just how many tears had fallen. “It shouldn’t have been like this, a fast shag in an alleyway. I wanted more from our first time. I wanted to hold you, love you, I wanted you to feel romance, special, not to have a good hard fuck in this dirty ally.”
Dear Doctor Who fanfic writer,
now, granted, I am new to Who Canon as well, but from what I've been able to dig up, Theta is a nickname the Doctor was given once (in University?), but he prefers to be called the Doctor. From what I gather, he doesn't much like this nickname. Why the heck would he have Rose call him Theta? Think about that. Furthermore, it is not 'OK' to have post-coital cavemen talk. Even if the Doctor has been shagged silly, he would still remember his verbs. And crying after or during shagging - the guy shed one tear at the memory of his entire planet and race going bye-bye. Why is he suddenly the Sob of Gallifrey? Think reeeeeeal hard now.
Also, I haveth GAFFed you.
Meme snagged.
1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. I'm Miss Cam - well, Cam is short for Camilla, which is my name. The Miss clears up any gender confusion and adds a vaguely authoritarian teacher sound to it, which was what I wanted for OFUM. It's just stuck since.
2. "Cam's Corner of the World" because that's what it is. My simple little corner where I do what I like.
3. "Musings of a Shameless Amused Hussy" as someone once called me "shameless amused hussy" and I was amused. And I do like to muse.
4. "Cam's Corner of the World-Friends" because I ran out of imagination that particular day.
5. Right now, Christmas-y TARDIS. Because it is the season.