Norway Sucks

[misscam]

You call this winter, Norway? First there is no snow until sodding December, then you melt it all, snow again, make it icy and generally pretend it's October. Is this dignified for a country who prides itself on winter sports, huh? HUH?

Speaking of winter sports, what the sod is with the obsession for them? Is this country really so sad it will love anything that helps us pretend we're all arse-kicking when our football team can't even qualify for the World Cup? I mean, curling?

Incidentally, having the record for most zero point entries in Eurosong - usually a good sign we have the musical taste of tone-death pigeons. And we're not important. No, really, we're not. And why is the world noticing us something newsworthy? If we're pretending to be important, why are we also squee-ing whenever we do get noticed as if it's something that happens rarely enough to make it news? Logic, Norway. Embrace it.

Also, a frozen pizza is the most eaten meal of this fricking country? Get your head out of the microwave and discover the kitchen already.

Kthxbye.

Comments

[siraj.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly proud to be an avid cook of a male...

[velocityofsound.livejournal.com]

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

*kicks Norway for you*

Bad country! You suck!

;)

[elenculda.livejournal.com]

Yay to you for living up to your promise.

I can't wait to read your post on Bush, though. :D

[kittycatness.livejournal.com]

At least you get snow.

What is curling, exactly?

Why would someone want to freeze pizza, anyway?

[cactus-wren.livejournal.com]

You are more than welcome to help yourself to some of the snow we have been getting here in northeast Ohio. I am about tired of it now. It's not alot of accumulation, I suppose, it's just constantly snowing, then warms in the afternoon just enought to melt some of it, then snows heavily again all night and next morning. Bleh. And it's frikkin' cold, dammit.

[hadria.livejournal.com]

[wildecate.livejournal.com]

You've got fjords haven't you? That makes you pretty damn important to me. I love fjords. Not that I've ever seen one. And they're probably a lot less hospitable close up. Er..... ahem.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

We have a gazillion of them, yes. I live near a fjord.

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/AdventCalendar/day19.html

*runs*

[anamin.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! *dead* literally. OMFG!! THIS is hysterical!

[roguem.livejournal.com]

No snow yet? I want a white christmas dammit!

Incidentally, having the record for most zero point entries in Eurosong
We do?
Oh my, that's just so saaaaad.

Uhm... I like frozen pizza...

[sliven.livejournal.com]

...I had no idea there was a Lapland in Finland... I thought Sweden's Lapland was the only one. You live and learn, eh?
Hilarious film, though! ^_^

[wildecate.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh pretty. Very pretty from the point of view of someone who lives in the flatest county in England :-D

[falena]

The only thing I cannot stand is frozen pizza...come down here one day and you'll find out why pizza is NOT meant to be frozen!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I have had Italian pizza. I know why.