Phelps, Bush and Robertson. The true OT3.

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Gay marriage is so bad, Phelps, Bush and Robertson will all have you know. It sends you to hell, cheapens the American value of marriage and makes terrorists crash planes into tall towers. Everyone should be het, het, het. Like they are. Which is good to know, since if they weren't, I'd be forced to imagine them as the slashy OT3 of prejudice and wonder who gives the best blowjob of Semen-Ranty McRantison, Smug Git and Logic of an Ass, and quite frankly, I'll take the prejudiced ramblings over that. Ew.