Phelps, Bush and Robertson. The true OT3.

[misscam]

Gay marriage is so bad, Phelps, Bush and Robertson will all have you know. It sends you to hell, cheapens the American value of marriage and makes terrorists crash planes into tall towers. Everyone should be het, het, het. Like they are. Which is good to know, since if they weren't, I'd be forced to imagine them as the slashy OT3 of prejudice and wonder who gives the best blowjob of Semen-Ranty McRantison, Smug Git and Logic of an Ass, and quite frankly, I'll take the prejudiced ramblings over that. Ew.

Comments

[siraj.livejournal.com]

WAHAHAHA!!! Oh, fantastic!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*basks in glow of praise*

[siraj.livejournal.com]

*worships* I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

[git-the-goddess.livejournal.com]

Mental image make brain go esplodey. Again.
*goes in search of brain-bits or a goodfic*

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

I'd be forced to imagine them as the slashy OT3 of prejudice and wonder who gives the best blowjob of Semen-Ranty McRantison, Smug Git and Logic of an Ass,

Oh....my......god......

You just melted my brain. Right before Xmas, too. Shame on you.

*whimper*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Shame on the one who gave me the challenge, rather.

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

Ah, shame on ya both. Covers all bases. Pppfffhhhhttt!!!

[greyladybast.livejournal.com]

BTW, your present is in the mail. I had to go "most inexpensive postage available" so it'll be there when it gets there, but it's on it's way.

Happy Merry Everything!

[aj.livejournal.com]

*giggles hysterically and nearly gets in trouble as she did this while at work*

GAH, BRAIN. Phelps/Bush/Robertson... BRAIN IS CRYING OF CRYING PAIN!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

It'll get over it and be stronger next time. Good brain exercise, brain boggling is.

[aj.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! SMILEY! Oh, crap, I haven't seen Lady Chaos canon for like *YEARS*. Ahem. Anyway. Blech. The evil cabal porn still makes my brain hurt. Ew. Just EW.

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Wankers, all of 'em.